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explain please.

Is this saying Hillary is an angel or is it that the angel is shooting the arrow at her?

I think that's supposed to be Wasserman-Schultz.
Don't ask me what that means.

I think it's meant to imply she's in love with herself.

That's a stretch.

Take this obvious political bait back to Sup Forums

I only vaguely get this.

Like a bird for sanders...because of peace? But its not a dove?? so its just a regular bird?? Seems more like "Crazy old guy who feeds birds at park"

Flys on Trump? he smells?? At best it could be "he's full of crap" ..kind of a stretch

Hillary??? a hideous cupid?? she needs love? shes in love??? She's a lesbian? is the cupid suppose to be someone? Why draw a cupid to look like that Unless its suppose to look like someone?

wow, it really makes u think :^)

Kelly does it again!

I think the bird is because a bird landed on his podium at one of his rallies.

>A bird lands on a communists podium. A bird renown for literally busting into other birds nests and stealing them after breaking the other birds eggs.
>Evil business tycoon has flies because he is an evil business man and is racist and wants to deport all brown people! Oh god why does he keep winning! Please make it stop.
>Hillary is an angel because she is a lady that can do no wrong ever. Please stop asking her about emails and failed policies.

You Americans have the most laughable politics. Makes for good TV though. And this isn't Sup Forums related. Fuck off.

kek at the tattoo

>not tattooing a hammer and sickle

weak

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Wasserman-Schultz has been doing everything she can as DNC chair to throw the primaries to Clinton. She's her guardian angel.

That's the bird that flew up to him while he was making a speech.

Trump is awful both in politics and business, the only thing he's good at is showmanship. Only "wrestling is REAL real" retards will vote for him.

Hillary is an evil duplicitous cunt. But she will win because she has a vagina and most women will vote for her, as well as the emasculated males. Rich people will back her as well because she's an establishment whore and a flip-flopping sell-out. And since when did anyone with money and power had to answer for their crimes in the US?

Bernie actually has good policies that already work well in Europe. But not enough people will vote for him because COMMUNISM.

>inb4 someone points out Europe is not at it's best
Your glorious capitalist economy is in the shitter as well and your United Plutocratic States of Middle North America don't even rank in a single freedom-related top ten anymore. You'd think it's time for a change.

No offense meant, just stating facts.

inb4 trump babies call you a cuck

>Bernie actually has good policies that already work well in Europe.
Ya Europe's doing exceptional right now.

>Bernie actually has good policies

Hello Carl, how's the bull preping going?

kinda weird to say that about trump, i haven't seen someone who wanted to vote for hillary besides desperate social media males.

>Bernie actually has good policies that already work well in Europe.

this is one of the funniest political statements to make

If you think HIllary's is supposed to be flattering, you're retarded. The "angel" is the chairman of the Democratic national Convention. The point of the comic that Hillary is being handed the election by her, her guardian angel.

Holy shit. Europoors love to pretend like they know an iota about American politics and then talk down about it, don't they?

It's literally correct. Trump isn't successful as anything but a conman who's sold his name brand. look at all the failed business ventures and lawsuits. Unfortunately people don't actually research.

Shouldn't Trump have that bald eagle who tried to bite him?

And why is Sara Jessica Parker with Hillary?

I guess tax-funded education and healthcare isn't for everyone. Or maybe you three guys are millionaires and are afraid of those progressive taxes. Or maybe you're fools who believe that big companies will leave the US like they didn't move everything out they possibly could and can't move anything else without losing profits. Not that it's a problem if they will since they pay next to nothing in taxes.

>He isn't writing in Rand Paul

You know it's fucked up when people are consider voting for a conman because the alternative is the walking talking warmongering vagina menace.

Since you have done the research could you elaborate?

Is this a parody of the shitty "Redskull=Trump" thing?

>being a lolbertarian
I'm glad Sup Forums finally moved on from that meme. Now if only the stormfags went away...

K comrade

They haven't moved on from it. If Trump loses they'll pick it right back up as if they never dropped it. They just like whichever candidate closet matches their memes.

Why aren't political cartoon threads deleted on sight?

Multiple bankruptcies. The disaster that was Trump University. The pathetic venture that was Trump Magazine. Selling mediocre frozen steaks in the fucking Sharper Image.

Without The Apprentice he'd have run himself into thr ground.

>implying Trump will lose
I wouldn't underestimate Trump's popularity on Sup Forums, unlike McCain or Romney a lot more Sup Forumsacks genuinely like him a feel enthusiasm for his campaign rather than just supporting him because the only other option is a democrat. The Hillary hate probably helps though.

>Black man
>Trump supporter.

Protip: Europe can only afford to be a welfare state because the US pays for over 80% of their military funding.

>bernie has good policies

Good goy. A small donation of 200 million dollars is nice.

Millionaires don't pay much in taxes, because it is more cost effective to structure their income streams in the ways that the US national politicians (such as the Senators and Representatives--- including Senator Clinton and Senator Sanders have helped to arrange for the US's millionaires) have established so millionaires don't pay taxes or at least not more than a pitance.

So the progressive taxes just bites the middle class very hard, and eventually push them out of middle class to lower class.

But hey, thanks for trying.

Bernie is the only mainstream candidate not sucking Israel's dick, though

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8NVVwZVd6ZM

Branding is what got Obama elected. I expect that is what will get Trump elected as well.

> Multiple bankruptcies.
All of them chapter 11, which are just restructuring to get creditors to back off, not a mark of poor management. He certainly has a lot more business sense than any of the bern victims who keep repeating this bullshit talking point.

Yet he sucks islam cock. Better them than mudshits.

Bernie's voting record is consistently against legislation that enables that kind of tax-avoidant shuffling and his platform is almost entirely founded on closing those loopholes and weakening the impunity of Wall Street

Oh, in that case, thanks John! I had no idea you were working hard to fund my benefits. I'll repay you by continuing mildly to moderately disliking your country.

Successful businesses for Trump: 280+
Unsuccessful businesses for Trump: 4
Average success rate for businesses in America: 20 percent
Trump has a 97 percent success rate. Had the most votes for a republican nominee in history with a 50 million dollar budget under his money. You saying you don't want this guy running the country?

>which are just restructuring to get creditors to back off, not a mark of poor management.
It pushes the brunt of the damages onto the investors, while guys like Trump float away with golden parachutes.

Gee, that's weird of you to say that considering that countries with progressive tax rates have the strongest middle class. Did you buy into Wallstreet propaganda again?

And what has that resulted in? Fucking nothing, just like every other thing that bern victims are screaming for. Progressive tax means that the rich pay nothing, the middle class pays everything, and the poor mooch off of the productive. The end result: the who system collapses because eventually there are too many moochers and not enough people doing actual work. Flat tax is the only way to ensure a fair system.

A good businessman - especially one as good as Trump thinks he is - shouldn't have to REPEATEDLY press back creditors with NUMEROUS declarations of bankruptcy. Why can he not keep his house in order? Why can he not keep himself afloat? If he's going to run this country like a business as he says, there is not a good pattern behind that

and also you failed to address his floundered if not fradulent business ventures like Trump University. the man has built his career on image and nothing more, spinning his shit into steak and then selling that steak at a furniture store for some reason.

#BernInHellMotherfuckers

And that's just good business sense.

Lefitist garbage. Nations with progressive taxes are practically all bankrupt because the middle class can only carry so many moochers on their backs. Nations with flat taxes consistently do better.

"We'll fight for Isreal 1000%" isn't this what your beloved con man said about the chosen people?

Top kek, trumpfags really are delusional

That's why the system needs to be gutted. The "rich pay nothing" part should absolutely not be happening, and flat taxes disproportionately fuck over the lower class so I disagree.

Because moderation doesn't exist

>The Trump went bankrupt meme


t. Well researched Bernout

>Sup Forums
>Voting

That would require leaving the house

> REPEATEDLY
> NUMEROUS
Four out of hundreds is a fine track record. It's vastly superior to dims that have never worked a day in their lives and tried to make a fucking community organizer president.

Cherubs aren't angels.

Bernie wants to bring in muslims by the millions. EO's to instantly grant anyone walking into the country citizenship. You really want this guy to be president?

> flat taxes disproportionately fuck over the lower class so I disagree.
Flat taxes don't "disproportionately" fuck over anyone. Everyone pays the same rate. That's a fair as it gets.

>he slapped his name on it that means he was responsible

The bankrupted projects have all been the ones that Trump had the most direct hand in - all vanity projects, too.

The man makes his money as a real estate mogul and wow it's so hard to sit in an office that your dad's million dollar loan paid for while other people call the shots building properties.

> EO's to instantly grant anyone walking into the country citizenship.
Source?

Strongest middle class? Americans have the highest median income and highest buying power. If everyone living in the same mediocre lower middle class lifestyle is "stronger" I guess you have a point

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freebeacon.com/politics/sanders-says-hed-ignore-congress-immigration-use-executive-orders/

cnsnews.com/news/article/susan-jones/sanders-advocates-path-citizenship-using-executive-orders-if-congress

washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2016/02/12/bernie-sanders-just-made-a-very-big-promise-on-immigration/

Not to mention his horribly run campaign with a 200 million dollar budget.

He's just gonna slap his name on the country too, by your metric we'll be fine and eight years from now you'll be claiming his cabinet kept us afloat

I don't know why bernouts still maintain this delusion that they're being cheated when Sanders is losing terms of popular vote AND super delegates.

Because somehow, Hillary is making people vote for her for some reason and people really want to vote for the retarded bumfuck socialist instead.

trump and bernie are the only 2 candidates with enthusiasm behind them. for Hillary it's just that they think she'll support some of their preferred policies

This, having 4 failed businesses out of hundreds in a wide variety of fields is not only impressive in the business world but says a lot about the skills of the person who runs the business. The fact that businesses are opened every day with a 1/4 chance of succeeding by people with even more money than Trump show how great he is at handling business and fixing the issues and allowing his businesses to grow.

If he can do that to his own companies, I would love to have him do that to the country.

>image
I see the difference now, the christian girl has fantasies about having to defend herself while living in a safe country where nothing will happen to her, the muslim chick had to defend herself for real when a bunch of American soldiers broke into her house and tried to rape her and kill her kids.

It's relative. If you have $50 and your neighbor has $50,000 and the flat tax is 10%, having only $45 hurts more than having $45,000, especially when that $50 was already being extremely stretched for survival costs to begin with.

Also, any kind of meaningful flat tax amount proposed would raise the rates for lower and middle class people while lowering the rates for the richest. That's backwards.

And America does have a progressive tax rate.
This image shows the nations that don't.

>And that's just good business sense.
For the few guys that walk away. It's not good for the employees of that corporation nor for the people that sunk capital into it. If you make a state=corporation analogy, like some NRx fags are fond of, that would be tax payers, public workers, foreign investors, etc.

Seriously, I understand debt isn't as big a deal for nation-states as it is for corps since they won't simply be chopped when they aren't being profitable, but you think bankruptcy isn't a big fucking deal?

Let rephrase that.

>Smart black men
>Trump supporters.

>being president of the united states, Commander in Chief, "Leader of the Free World"
>"slapping his name"

being a politician - the president, no less -is a lot more involved than relaxing on real estate residuals. He'd actually have to do stuff, and whenever Trump actually tries to get involved and call the shots, the results aren't good.

we really should have a no political cartoons from after 1980(?) rule

>moochers
How is the percentage of people related to progressive tax? Or are you implying that the lower class pays nothing at all? You brain has been thoroughly washed on the subject, I see.

I would push that back to 1960. Safer that way.

>American soldiers broke into her house and tried to rape her and kill her kids.

Next up we have more things that never happened.

fair enough

i only said '80 to leave room for Nixon jokes anyway

How about No Teddy Roosevelt, No Thread? Because political cartoons were never better then

But Kelly comics are god tier

49% of the US population pays NO income tax but we have retards like you who feel the productive people aren't paying enough

>America soldiers are pure.

those are an exception because they're comedy. you gotta take the chance when posting

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>Only "wrestling is REAL real" retards will vote for him.
I disagree that it's that simple. I'm not saying he's a good choice, either. Every vote for Trump is like stating a huge 'fuck you' to the current state of both parties, since Trump has managed to sell his image as a sort of outsider to the system despite his official status as a Republican.

People who vote for Trump do have some legitimate grievances for losing faith in the parties, and he happens to be the one there making an opportunity out of that lost faith and disillusionment to gain momentum.

The percentage of our income that we pay is far lower in comparison to countries like Denmark where everyone pays 50%.

Also, retards like you tend to not know that most wealthy people don't even pay income tax because the bulk of their money comes from assets and not income, thus, they pay capital gains tax, which is flat.

Expand it to someone who is on Mt Rushmore

I don't like Sanders, but the number of times "voting irregularities" and other mishaps happen that land her big state wins is too much of a coincidence.

Not to mention the lack of enthusiasm for her overall. Even most of her supporters are just going along because they're afraid of Trump.

>Any soldiers are pure
ftfy
IS militants do the same stuff, they just don't have journalists waiting to call them monsters at a moments notice back home

> implying Kelly comics aren't right unironically

>Libertarian

If blacks were smart they would vote Trump then.

donaldjtrump.com/positions/tax-reform

Oh, so the country with a shitty progressive tax system and a lot of moochers you were talking about is America? Because over here you're only exempt if you earn less than 20k a year. And you still don't want a tax reform?

Yeah, pretty much.
Killary is just insane. Sanders would be political incorrect to vote for or even acknowledge.
So gratulations from Europe for Trump.
For another 4 years downwards!

Rand Paul endorsed Trump, buddy.

Post a news story of soiders doing that please.