Risk Thread

Read the rules, dont be a dick, and have fun!

Will start when 5 people join

Great britan
Red
Redcoats

>Name

Wallace Clan

>colour

dark green

>starting location

glasgow

you cant have scotland you fuck. i roll to kill this cunt

he posted first m8 dont be a dick

we havent even started yet buddy

M8 the rules clearly state one city and fifteen territories. you cant claim the whole of great britain.

Weve been downtrooden by the english for too long. we shall stand and fight

FREEDOM!

im not your buddy, pal

stop before you arent aloud to play. there is plenty of room for both of you

im not your pal, friend

Name
>Slav Shit
Color
>light blue
Starting location
>Moscow

>Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem
>Cyan
>Jerusalem

Time to take back the Holy Lands.

stop what?

explaining to you your own rules?

how very jewish of you

kek buddy, and from a Canadian fucking kek

im not your fucking pal, buddy

>Fighting over Risk in Sup Forums

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We must have potato soon

were almost there just one more person

i dont want no war m8 lets have an NAP

woops i accidently moved slav shits name

>not getting the joke

Are you a catholic or protestant kingdom?

Scotland is feeling pretty dues vult and theres something fishy about you.

HOLY WAR NOW GAS THE ARGIES

For my first roll spread to potatoe (old spelling) we need food here in Moscow

Name
>The Nigs
Color
>Dark Blue
Starting location
>France

sure friend.

in fact i only came hear to shitpost.

scotland is now yours. treat her well

Are we already rolling? If so then expand into Haifa filling Israel.

We are a Christian kingdom... All christians are welcome but we kill all Muslims.

I don't know what a Argie is... I'm a Roman knight send by the Pope himself.

sounds good, well memed

Here I am with a name now

we start. slav shit i changed your color i fucked up sorry m8

also this si my first time being an OP on a risk thread so have mercy on me.

Okay the new move for the Potato Right now.

Okay, again: Expand into Haifa and fill the rest of Israel.

Fill Britan

Hope Netherlands finds this game... He was looking earlier.
Its so tell him Freddy said hi.

Also I think this guy isn't going to play.

You should remove him

yea ill do that.

im just waiting on the nigs to roll and then we can keep going. if he doesn't then well have to wait until someone else joins.

bump

bump for posterity

Well, it was a fun games lads.

just wait a bit longer sometimes it takes a bit for people to join im not giving up yet

ill play as the nigs for now lets play

K den
Spread towards Riga but do not enter latvia

spill for more of france

Expand into Haifa and take Telaviv meanwhile.

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spill

spread along the border towards Saint Petersburg

Take Haifa and then expand into Damascus.

update

spill

Take Saint Petersburg
If spill spread along my northern border to Nizhny and yaroslavl

Expand toward Damascus.

update

spill

spread towards Nizhniy
close the gap between Yaroslavl and
Saint Petersburg

Keep expanding into Damascus.

I don't think anyone is coming... Maybe tomorrow.

ooo nice roll, and probably.

update

oops lol

spill

Expand toward Aleppo.

Expand into Nizhny

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spill

Spread north to the oil

Keep expanding into Aleppo.

>123
shit, straights

wew update

spill

Fill Syria.

Spills fill Israel

wow again haha

Spread north to the oil

close and update

spill

Get that oil for Russia

Fill Syria.

Spills take the city in Cyprus.

update

dammit and spill

spread north along the sea to the three agains unoccupied land if spill spread west towards finland with leftovers

Fill Syria.

Once is over, expand into Irak

FUCK

WHY IS MY IMAGE NOT SHOWING

wait nvm haha

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spill

looks like I only got nine territories?
Get the three against unoccupied land bonus

i gotta go i fucking tired and plus there are only us 3 its not too fun. ill start another one tomorrow around 2 or 3 eastern time tomorrow see ya guys