This confuses and enrages the wh*Toid

this confuses and enrages the wh*Toid

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>argentina

do you face the wall when you use that?

Dunno dude
When I first used it, it was uncomfortable as fuck.
Also gay, to some extent.

What if you accindentally shit in the bidet

How do you actually use it?

What if you, accidentally, shit in pissoire ?

don't you have that in russia?

you sit on it and the water cleans your butt

Spray water on angus

where poo goes?
how do you flush??

Not gonna lie it actually does confuse me. Do these people not have toilet paper?

I used it in Turkey, in a hotel.

wiping your ass only with paper is disgusting as fuck

where pieces left from poo go?

are you retarded?

I first used paper,and then washed my arse.
I don't know, if it was a correct way of doing so.

>wh*teoids need written instructions with explicative pictures to use a bidet
wikihow.com/Use-a-Bidet
Can't make this shit up

i shit in toilet and then have to remove pieces of poo that are stuck inside my arse due to inabillity to expell all shit. then I wash with showerhead

yes it's correct

It's only gay if you're insecure.

It gets the job done. Squatting over and getting water squirted into your ass would make me feel pretty stupid

Water is more intuitive actually. And I don't have a bidet.

how do you know when it's clean

i push my finger inside my ass and remove pieces

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i bet you smell like shit all the time

not cleaning your ass with water makes it uncomfortable, stinks, and itches later

I bet I could go to your country and make a different girl give me a rimjob after every time I shit

If you eat healthy (sorry USA) you don't need this stuff.

no because you don't use bidet you fucking wh*te pig

It's a well known fact that shit logs are a highly regarded german delicacy

Your girls will be my bidet

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>he likes to get his ass licked
that's gay

stop being so rude and explain, pls

It's erogenous zone.
No homo.

have to admit that was a good one

stupid

bump

Seems kinda disgusting honestly. Like having a blast of toilet water up your ass

it doesn't have to be pretty, just needs to get the work done, and it does

I pity the poor wh*Toids that with all their money they still go around with shit in their underwear and will never know the feel of having your asshole actually clean

>He doesn't use a portable bidet that latches onto his toilet.
It's like you don't even travel with it.

this is also a good option, I tried one when living in an apartment with a small bathroom with no place for a bidet, it's as good as one

t. rimjob-less faggot

Maybe it's a difference in diet but toilet paper works fine for me

yet white people smell better than non whites in nearly all cases
how do we do it lads

No spices in your food.

I can assure you Sven that the feel in your ass it's not the same
unless you're talking about africans, 1st worlders don't smell any good, and most of them (I'm looking at you euros) don't even use deodorant, it's disgusting

You seem to be very interested in ass

we smell better without deodorant than CHIs smell with deodorant

slavs smell worse than both, regardless

possibly but I tend to cook with a few herbs and spices for flavour
lmao nah m8 your ass fountains don't do anything you still stink of shit

>slavs smell worse than both, regardless
Not true
I smell godly

Well we use showers more than once a year so it evens out

you are a greco-turkic rapebaby

I'm an expert in having my ass clean
>t. not use deodorant
don't (You) me ever again, smelly sharter
also, yeah, brown people smell like shit, it's in their skin
how many south americans have you met, Oliver?

not true my ancestors aren't even from the balkans

I go to guzman and gomez weekly I know what I'm talking about m8

I have no clue what's guzman and gomez, leave drugs, Bruce

I shower 2-3 times a month I think I smell fine

mexican fast food place here

>mexican
that's your mistake

you all speak spanish and shit who really cares in the end

>you all speak a language so your arr same
so you're all amerimutts

Anglos are pretty similar culturally.
Hispanics are pretty similar culturally.

Anybody disputing this is a retard.