Does Mike have any tattoos?

Does Mike have any tattoos?

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yeah, a star shaped tattoo around the butthole.

a swastika

Yes

Rich Evans tramp stamp

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Only the ones he got in prison.

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How embarrassing.

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Redpill me on this guy

Meme reviewer. Offers up some valid points and criticism but is extremely cringey in how he articulates his points and his delivery.

He's like a less reddit Jeremy Jahns

He also sees more good movies than Mike and Jay do. This is an indisputable fact.

Also his wife is super cute.

>SCARY BEST MOVIES PART ONE
>SCARY MOVIES BEST PART ONE


stop

She's not bad looking but you have a very low bar for "super cute"

Does she respect him? He's a massive fucking pussy and unless his wife is some weird colored hair sociopath, there's no way she's not planning her eventual escape to get fucked by a man for the rest of her life.

I think she's pretty adorable. I'd watch anime with her.
youtube.com/watch?v=1mlB94dOkiI

They seem pretty happy together. You can tell that Chris really loves her. He's always talking about her.

I'm honestly surprised he's not with some soul sucking hag. Are they high school sweethearts?

I'm not sure. I think they might be. I wish I was married to a cute girl who shared my interests. Chris is a lucky guy.

>You're a young girl, good looking, plucky.
>The sort of girl who leaves high school with her whole life ahead of her.
>You meet this guy.
>He's kinda funny, a little bit socially autistic but he's cute.
>He does film videos for YouTube and has a following so that's a bit of a turn on.
>You start dating and slowly the cracks begin to show. His social skills actually leave a lot to be desired, he can only ever talk about movies and true cinema and anime.
>It's fun sometimes but just once you'd like him to ask you about your day.
>You start to think about breaking up with him. But you worry that because he works from home he'll have no one else left.
>Not only that he seems very petty and that he wouldn't hesitate in publicly shaming you on his channel.
>You're at dinner one night, you're busy fantasising about the cute waiter that keeps smiling at you.
>You see your boyfriend get down off the chair to tie his shoe or something.
>You nod and agree to whatever he's saying while making eyes at the waiter.
>Suddenly the whole restaurant starts clapping.
>What's going on?
>You look down and realise he just proposed to you.
>Oh no.
>He starts crying and blubbering about how he's so happy and he can't wait to spend the rest of his life with you.
>On the way back to the car the realisation sinks in.
>You're trapped with this sperg.
>Your hopes of becoming a photographer, traveling to India, and exploring the world disappear.
>He just grins as he sits in the passenger seat next to you (he can't drive of course).
>You look down and see that he's unzipped his pants.
>His 4.5 inch penis is at full mast.
>This is your life now.
>You go down and begin to blow him.
>You start to cry as you realise your hopes and dreams die in this moment.
>You look up at the man who ruined your life and see pic related

If you asked me to find an example of an average looking girl I think she'd be a perfect fit.

Also creepily enough they look like siblings.

Did he grow up with that tattoo?

He definitely has the hottest wife of all the Channel Awesome guys. And he's easily the most handsome reviewer.

He gives the tattoo, and A-

>forgetting Jay "Beefcake" Bauman
Your rating of men's handsomeness is seriously poor. I bet you're not even gay.

>go to blackcougar.com
>it's a shitty porn site
oh well

Is the cougar black? Or does the cougar get blacked?

I'm asking for a friend of mine...

Why did they pick on Len on camera? Is that how they treat their friends?

He has a jack of spades tattoo on his ankle

>tfw furiously try to push other youtube reviewers on Sup Forums, every day, no matter how shit they are
>they always go back ro RLM
You stupid fucks can go eat shit.

Mike and Jay are much more entertaining and talented that Chris, but it's true, they don't see nearly as many movies as Chris does. I wish they'd see some of the smaller movies, but those videos don't get the hits that their videos about capeshit do.

RLM>YMS>Stuckmann>Jahns>AngryJoe

Maybe stop trying to push cringey reviewers then.

Chris Stuckmann fucks a woman every day. YMS fucks dogs. That puts Chris ahead of him automatically. Plus, YMS has said that movies made before 1970 aren't as good as movies that come out today. There is really no reason for him to continue his pathetic existence.

Cool projection, lad.

>YMS fucks dogs
nice meme
inb4 go to bed Adam

These are completely irrelevant. YMS is a far more entertaining and in depth reviewer. You don't watch youtube reviewers for their opinions or ratings, you form your own from watching the movie. You watch reviewers to gain other perspectives on what you've watched.

RLM and YMS at least offer some degree of entertainment in their videos
Stuckmann doesn't, he offers a better produced version of anything you could find from any other basic youtube reviewer. He's a less cringey Jeremy Jahns

>You watch reviewers to gain other perspectives on what you've watched.
Why would I want to listen to the perspective of a plebian dogfucker?

Maybe if you weren't a boring nerd people would want to watch your videos.

Because his videos are entertaining. Same with RLM. Unlike Stuckmann who genuinely makes you cringe when he gets faux angry and screams

Can we just shoot every youtube content guy who makes whacky faces on their thumbnails?