ITT: Describe your ideal place to live and tell others places that fit their descriptions, perhaps in you are cunt

ITT: Describe your ideal place to live and tell others places that fit their descriptions, perhaps in you are cunt
>wet (very green and rainy)
>temperate/subarctic (ideally between -15C to 25C year-round)
>quiet and rather confy
>big enough to have stuff like restaurants, a hospital, airport, and some jobs, but not that big
>90%+ white (or at least have no blacks or arabs)
>within a 3-5 hour of a much larger city (300k+)

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Kazimierz Dolny

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Somewhere in western europe without shitskins

somewhere in Poland but it can get up to -25C in winter and 30C during summer

New Zealand seems to best satisfy the requirements

kek

>cold
>lots of old architecture
>rains and snows often
>the bigger the better
>significant presence of non-orthodox muslims
>relatively little political activity

>warm comfy summers with long nights full of midnight sun
>around 17-24 degrees in summer
>cold, cozy winters full of snow and northern lights
>around -10 and -35 degrees in winter
>quiet, lots of nature and small villages
>99% white
>far from any big city

Already live like that.
>pic related, home sweet home

Nice.

>long cold winters
>short summers
>the less people the better
>snow, lots of snow

Also live like that already, pic related.

>30 min away from the ocean
>wet and very green but not too rainy
>ideally between 15C to 35C year-round
>big enough to have stuff like restaurants, malls, a hospital, airport, some jobs and a couple of techno clubs
>0% wh*Te

>not that big
>airport
>but not that big
>america

A city with 20+ mln people in it.
Smell of gasoline in the air.
Good nightlife.
Restoraunts that serve anything from anywhere in the world.
Some forest with fucktons of hunt not far away from city.
Sea nearby.

Portugal.

>no minorities
>small
>quite

>New Zealand seems to best satisfy the requirements

New Zealanders hate racists like OP.

Cities with less than 200k can have airports and arent that big

>30+ km to nearest neighbor
>100 km to nearest grocery store
>its dark half of the year and rainy the other half
>no forest because its above the treeline
>some good fishing spots nearby
>no tourists

Wet and rainy, forest-temperate
Right by the ocean (love me some seafood)
Big enough to have an asian market and jobs, but not so big shit gets gentrified and spikes land cost into the stratosphere (maybe like 50-80,000)
Not a hippie commune
Decent internet lines

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/İvanovka

check Mar del Plata, it fits.

Meant for

Very cold, summer is lukewarm at best
Snowy
Mountainous
Lots of uninhabited space, forests, wildlife, good for hiking
Sparsely populated, mostly villages
Ancient, mysterious feeling, some old monasteries and shit
No chain restaurants
Interesting local folk music and language

its in my top 4 of european countries i want to visit
i hear argentinian beaches are shitty so people go to the brazilian ones?

>200k
>not that big

it's true. and the water is cold as fuck.

>kolhoz
Sounds terrific, but I refuse. The climate is too hot for me. Moreover there are too few people even for me. 80k is perfect. Also I want winters that we had before global warming.

>medium sized city (bonus points for reasonably flat terrain and next to body of water)
>low crime (bonus points for active cultural life)
>historic layout with good accommodation of public transport and bicycles (not dominated by suburbia, copypaste apartment blocks and cars)
>summer averages 25°C or less (bonus points for winters that may be snowy but stable above -10°C)
>lots of nature in daytrip distance (bonus points for mountains)
>not drowning in bureaucratic sleaze and inflexibility to unconventional lifestyle ideas (very specifically houses on wheels that would 99% not get a permit in this stuck up shithole)

200k is a village
mongolia, nepal, bhutan?
fuck nevermind then
im just back from a beach 4 hours away and the weather here in guadalajara is too cold atm

>hot dry summers, 32-33C
>cold wet winters, 8-10C
>decently sized city, 500k-1mil people
>good public transport
>safe
>standard facilities for a city of this size
>no arabs
>lots of modern apartments

it sounds like canberra with apartments maybe they should build some so I can move there

someplace without clueless fart knockers

BC has some places like that, though 90% white is not as easy to find any more. My town is ~80% a couple hours outside Vancouver.

It's too expensive here, though. Wouldn't recommend.

In countries bigger than Kim Jong Un's dick, it can take days to travel from one end to another. I've been to towns of 20k people in multiple countries that have modest airports that will have a couple flights a week to an actual city. Mostly if the town is literally the biggest settlement for hundreds of miles. For example, Marquette, Michigan or Queenstown, New Zealand.
Essentially, in an ideal world for me, if I wanted to go on a trip, I could fly from the town to an actual city which had international flights rather than packing up my car and driving 5 hours to an airport with international flights.

Mildura, Australia is another good example although it has about 50,000

Maine (Portland)
One of the Maritime provinces in Canada
Pacific Northwest (Victoria BC, Astoria, Juneau)
Whangarei or Nelson NZ

GO BECK TO THE COMMUNE YA HUPPIES

Georgia (the cunt)
Some bumfuck town in northern siberia full of natives
Mongolia
Himalayas

Any place where I can reliably see the sun more than once a month. This is constant darkness and cloudiness is really starting to get under my skin.
Usually memories of the summer can keep my spirits high during the winter but holy fucking hell this years summer was just shit.

Estonia

>wet (very green and rainy)
Check
>temperate/subarctic (ideally between -15C to 25C year-round)
Check
>quiet and rather confy
outside the city centre check
>big enough to have stuff like restaurants, a hospital, airport, and some jobs, but not that big
check, check, check
>90%+ white (or at least have no blacks or arabs)
White British: 81.9%, in the city centre its mainly chink uni students (who are easy to bed on nights out)
>within a 3-5 hour of a much larger city (300k+)
nearly check, Newcastle is 296,500 since last census

Nelson is nice

Whangarei has a few too many bros about but there are some neat boutique towns in that area

i only need 1 picture lad

>Cold Winters, Warm-Hot Summers (-20C to 30C)
>general temperate climate, maybe more rain
>quiet but not a tiny ass town
>Large forests and public land/park nearby
>Mountains close, i love mountains
>Big Lake/Rivers good for fishing
>low crime, no trashy addicts
>Close to city, but not in the sprawl of it like the Greater Toronto Area where i grew up. So no strip malls, plazas
>NO COOKIE-CUTTER SUBDIVISIONS
>Modern, but still has tradition

Pretty well the place i live now. Just here there's not a lot of crime but a lot of drugs/trashy people. And the whole subdivision thing.

>no whites
>sunny most of the year
>well payed jobs for manual labor.

Northern England in a sleepy little town sounds maximum comfy
I was thinking Northumberland or Cumbria

Darjeeling
Go there

>Northumberland or Cumbria

They are both counties not towns, that being said id recommend a small town in Northumberland if your serious about moving. Berwick-upon-Tweed is the perfect scenic area if you want somewhere specific.

nice

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thanks for the (you) brother

Uh good digits, hahaha

New England but better