You're on the toilet and you see this thing come in through your bathroom window, what do you do?

You're on the toilet and you see this thing come in through your bathroom window, what do you do?

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Stay seated on the toilet bowl, because it will help my shit flow and escape from my anus.

wipe, flush, and wash my hands

Sit back and relax. I'm sure it just wants to talk

Hope it kills me.

You don't wear pants? Fuck you.

Then what? You think this demon is going to stand around waiting for you to clean up?

anyone who wasn't a manlet would just fuck his skinny ass up

not at that time of night

There isn't a window in my bathroom.

use my high velocity diarrhea to fly away

yell that it's occupied

>Bathroom
>Window

The fuck

>"ayyy Im shittin ova heah!

"Someone's in here!"

Maybe cop a blumpkin.

>long mouth ghost
I hate this shit so much. Its the laziest fucking photoshop effect you can do, and its the cancer of modern horror movies.
At least have the decency to have the mouth split open or do something cool.

glad i am on the toilet
there will be a lot of screaming like a girl too

finish jerking off while maintaining eye contact

Why am I filming a video while sitting on the toilet?

Maybe it's not the same for every country but here it's common to have a smallish window that's in the bathroom. The idea of not having any natural light coming through seems weird to me though.

found the europoop

okay thats enough reddit comments for now

whats the name of the video game you posted op

I think I would get killed

I get what you're saying but the one in the OP looks like it's a practical effect. Still a lazy idea but at least it's not a lazy after effects trick. The worst is when they look normal and then the terrible morph into the ghost face happens.

>close bathroom door
>he can still ult you and teleport out because of his stupid fucking mobility
>"PPPPSSSSSSSSHHHHH NOTHING PERSONEL KID"

>it's a spooky pale long mouth monster episode

you can see how shitty the costume is, just look at the mouth

Protect myself with a silver spoon

I love how his chin flaps around as he moves his head, real convincing that

BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

so what movie?

choke him with my shit

Grave Encounters 2 I think, but it's god awful

Be confident that the smell alone will kill it.

Smash it with the plunger. I've flushed scarier shits.

I don't have a window in my bathroom because I'm not an exhibitionist.

But if I did, I'd probably fuck it.

I DROP SOME ASS

ty

movie?

austrian here, living on top floor, have this.

This senpaitachi

Don't care

Come sweet death. Let's see if this little demon can bare the endless depression and feels on my soul

that bit in grave encounters 2 when they think they've left the hotel and the lift doors open to reveal that they're still trapped was kino

Why did the two other cultists drop dead in that scene?

Why do people find this creepy/scary? The enlarged mouth? I get that its a little unsettling at first but what is the ultimate worst that can happen? It kills you? Big woop.

damn, sauce? can't believe I haven't seen this one

The Void

Realize someone's projecting a scene from the sequel to Grave Encounters and pay it no nevermind.

good shit

Oh, i guess i am in modern horror movie, just have to wait for jumpscare from widemouth overthere, and then it is gonna be fine.

Run toords him in the same creepy manor

>youtube.com/watch?v=7tdXppcAlN0
Wipe my ass and play Boogeyman instead.

>be doggo
>see this
what do?

Thanks for fixing my constipation

ayy lmao

You see your dog on the porch, you go to pet him and this happens. What do you do?

My bathroom doesn't have a window.

I fuck him doggy style

poo and wipe and leave

put 2 in his chest one in the head and go back to sleep

>he doesnt have the means to defend himself
LOL cucks

holy fuck that is literally the scariest image I have ever seen

those eyes will haunt me for the rest of my life

>get off toilet
>run to my bedroom closing all doors behind me
>grab axe from under the bed
>go back out
>go to garage
>grab chainsaw
>choke, prime, pull cord.. start chainsaw first time
>go back out looking for skinny cunt
>find it
>i win

If he's polite he will, yes.

I've had a window in the bathroom everywhere I've lived apart from my current shitty London flat.

Attempt to have sex with it. If it tries to escape ill rape it i don care

>London flat
You mean bedsit.

that's cause you live in a cupboard that used to house a boiler, user

This would be scary if it wasn't aliens. There is now way aliens with space travel would act like that. Unless of course le aliens are demons xdd

>implying ayy lmaos don't enjoy scaring the living daylights out of us

wonder why there's suddenly a window in my bathroom

I guess with lights and such, not sure why they would get up close though. Surely anyone over 16 can beat their skinny ass.

by worst do you mean actually bad or actually good?

Grab my bathroom 12 gauge and shot it

>having a toilet gun
my nigger

>there will never be a Grave Encounters 3

That's what you deserve for pooing in the loo

launch

Europoor will never know this feel

Grave encounters one though is pure kino

Yeah, because the overconfident guy with the gun is always the one who survives the horror-monster.

It's why the chief survivors of zombie movies are always the highly trained soldiers with assault rifles and machine guns.

>ayy lmao kisses you
What would you do?

Fag

Put my damn camera down, instead of standing there filming like a retard.

>literally the video copilot demon face effect
is this shit supposed to be scary?

magdump

Well,I'm gonna be happy that in on the best place possible to see something like that.

What the fuck is this from again? I see it all the time and I just though its some silly Youtube video but really what's its origin?

He looks like someone showed banana in his ass, I would just pull it out.

at first I thought it was gaspar noe's film kek
thx user

We have bathroom windows in Europe you annoying American twat. This is why no one likes America.

I wonder if any paranormal investigator has ever done this.

Laugh at him for not having a dick.

Reach over to my moist nugget (with spike bayonet attached) handily placed along the wall for such instances like skinwalkers or boom boom crash, mumble something along the lines of "now git out", and blow his scraggly ass in half with glorious 7.62x54r.

>shitty as fuck MAC-10
You're going to have to run through a few mags to get two bullets anywhere near its head with that thing

This is why nobody respects European men

shoot it. always be ready to defend yourself.

Ask it what the hell it's doing in my house

Nobody respects American "people"

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