ITT we summarize a writer using a "muh__" phrase

ITT we summarize a writer using a "muh__" phrase

>muh PTSD

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Muh Rape

King's far too nice to have been a CIA agent.
:3

You probably learn to bury your emotions and wear a mask or you don't last long. He's still a nice guy judging from his interviews.

>muh buildup

>muh silver age nostalgia

...

>Muh unsolved plot points

>muh taboo continuity porn

>>muh PTSD
he was in the cia, not a soldier

I feel like this could apply to Waid too but at least Johns isn't a dick about it.

>muh favorite characters

pic
>muh hype

muh whores

>muh mind-blowing stories and deep understanding of characters

When I was kid muh father told me a story

>muh trollin for profit

hah

Muh souls

I'm glad someone had the balls to make this sarcastic post

He was stationed in Afghanistan dude.

There's a video where he casually says something like "when I was out there I tried to not let the darkness become a part of me, sometimes I failed"

muh joker batman ship

>muh wife

>muh :-)

>He was stationed in Afghanistan dude.
Which is more than just death and blood.
>There's a video where he casually says something like "when I was out there I tried to not let the darkness become a part of me, sometimes I failed"
If this is true he's probably talking about pessimism. Afghanistan people don't want help, they'd rather die on their own than accept it.

>Muh foreplay with no orgasm

>Muh great characterization and action figures

>Muh snake gods

>Muh 9/11

>Muh aliens are always evil

>Muh hum? Muhm hum.

>Muh spoopy stories

Just a cunt that steals other peoples work and can't hold his own.

>Muh legion of slaves, willing to give me their life force

>Muh midget sex puppet waifu

>Just a cunt that steals other peoples work and can't hold his own.
Again, Landis, he didn't read your fanfiction.

>Landis is putting our movies and great comics
>Nick Spencer is Tom Brevoorts cum rag shitting out his autistic ideas and burning his reputation into the ground

>muh!
>muh?
>muh
>muh muh?
>muh...

>Landis is putting out movies and great comics
Like Best Picture Winning Victor Frankenstein, American Ultra and upcoming Power Rangers movie

kek'd
kek'd?
kek'd--kek'd.
(kek'd).

you got me

I remember when David Brothers made that article and Sup Forums got ultra pissy about it

>Muh contradictory canon

He's doing Power Rangers? Neat.
American Ultra is great btw. Check it out.

American Ultra would have been an incredible 25-minute short. It's just way too flimsy of an idea to last for a whole movie

Who ate his soul...

cancer

jk Stan Lee

>muh EMPHASIS

>muh war
>muh romance
>muh edgy, cynical dismissal of whimsy and imagination

I still fuckin love him, though

>muh fedora

epic meme thread guys, keep the laughs coming, my stomach hurts from laughing so much haha :)

what memes?

Muh memes.

>muh Fuck Hawkeye and Scarlet Witch

>other people having fun? On MY Sup Forums?

be easy, friendo.

>muh drugs

what? I'm only telling you guys to keep the jokes coming, 10/10 thread xD seriously...

>muh organic development

don't say meme then, it carries a truckload of implied sarcasm

Now look, if you're wanting beetroot, you know where to go...

I don't know why you're so adamant to take the position that Tom King had a cushy desk job, but here's the video I was referring to.

He explicitly states he saw "the horrors of the world"

youtu.be/wj4TC0tb1TU?t=117

>You bury your emotions and weak a mask
But CIA wasn't the one wearing the mask.

>muh memes

Cancer, but he looks and sounds much better lately.

More like:
>muh Vietnam

Preacher: Vietnam
The Boys: WWII, the Falklands
Battlefields: WWII
Punisher: Vietnam
Crossed: Falklands, Desert Storm

He gets around to all kinds of wars.

He still was damn curious (maybe jealous?) about Bane's mask. Maybe he was still learning and hadn't earned his official mask yet.

Nigger have you read Omega Men? Sheriff of Bagdad? Guy has clearly seen some shit. Both books feel almost nihilistic and hopeless

>NOT MUH CHARACTERS >:(

>muh continuity wank

>muh camaraderie
>muh burning Shermans

>muh cucking and misandry

>muh pandering to a nostalgic fanbase

>muh 911

>muh Hickman wank

Muh bringing the dcu to life

>muh cliffhangers

Power of imagination, son. Ellis, Ennis, Azzarello, and Aaron all do nihilism and hopelessness just as well or better, and none of them were soldiers

>muh first-page splash page

>muh father issues

>muh autism

What?

Damn he's a cutie.

>muh dead son

>muh father

Good god, does he ever not dress like a flaming cunt?

>muh nepotism

>Muh silver age is the best era of comics.

>muh heads

He wasn't an agent.

That's not true at all. If spies were all assholes they'd be easy to spot.

If you've ever bunked with infantry you've seen some shit. Those guys jack off to stuff that makes furries and normals want to throw up.

If he was CIA at all, he was probably working a desk job. You still get sent to other countries for short postings, you can still see some shit (albeit second hand), but you're not a field agent and you never will be. Most CIA employees work as analysts (excluding people like janitorial and so on, who are more likely to be contractors anyway and so not technically employees). They do very boring work which mostly relates to specific areas or fields, and may, if they're talented and there's a need, deal specifically with perhaps a few hundred cases over their careers. It's simpler and more accurate than programming a computer to act as an archive and flag up suspicious activity (for now).

What he wasn't was a CIA field agent because what are you fucking dense, do you really imagine anybody who does that kind of shit talks about it publicly? Field agents are often known by their opposite numbers, but there's no way to verify that. So either he's the biggest fucking dickhead in the world and decided to tell people who he has made enemies of who he was all along, or he's talking himself up because it gets him free drinks at the bar. The CIA does not confirm or deny having employed any person without a federal order, and even then they'll resist doing so. If you're a big-mouthed liar it's the perfect legend, because the only people who can tell whether you were or weren't would be your contemporaries who actually did work in signals, and they're not fucking idiots. They're also not people you want to make yourself a person of interest to, because some of them - the ones with media profiles - will eventually out you. Look at what happened to Wayne Simmons.

>muh feminism
>muh patriarchy
>muh victim complex
>muh complete lack of talent

>muh above-average Grant Morrison fanfiction

Leth?

wa

All that deep-cover work for nothing. He's compromised, boys, get him out of there!

muh perfect response

>All this time I thought Al Ewing was black.

I always wanted to do one with him and MUH DICK in one of these threads, but now he doesn't care anymore and oops now I made myself sad.

>muh David Mamet impression

What are some good Way reads, Sup Forumsmmies?

Umbrella Academy. That's literally it

>muh "artistic style"

Umbrella Academy (both volumes--Dallas is so fucking cash).

You can skip Killjoys, but it's decent.

>muh WHEN I WAS

>hagrid

heh

>muh puns
>muh ebonics

Remember, he quit a job with rock solid job security that starts at something like 75 thousand a year, not counting any potential hazzard pay, and a superp pension and benefits package?

CIA in Afghanistan gets into some serious shit. He may not have been taking fire or kicking doors, but they an hero at a rate higher than transexuals and combat veterans combined.

>they an hero at a higher rate than transsexuals and combat veterans combined

[citation needed]

>muh acid and traumatic Catholic upbringing

>muh psychotic breakdown because I broke up with my girlfriend
>muh misogyny

See

Is he dead?