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why is every OP a retard fuck up now

WHERE IS THE DAMN RIP OF EP 5

at least they dont shit up the board with 50 HELLLOOOOOoooooOOOO and MY DHARMA IS THE ROAD threads

EPISODE 5 TORRENT WHEN?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

TWO COOPS?

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The musical guest for episode 17 will be Julee right?

February..?

Spoilers ep5

Coop is taken to see Diane (played by Laura Dern). if you don't reply to this you will be taken over by Bob

Can't risk it

We're not gonna talk about our love of a show
We're not gonna talk about our love for a show at all

He did nothing wrong.

Guy in the last thread that was trying to tell me Mike isn't laughing at the train car.

MIKE IS NOT ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS. HE IS IN IT FOR THE GARMONBOZIA.

WOW BOB WOW

Oh, Mr. Jeffries. the shit it come out of my ass

Yawn

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rip the damn episode before it gets taken down god damn

Best subplot
ONE ARMED MAN BETRAYING WHEN?

Or maybe he laughed at Bob because Bob now couldn't possess Laura

SOMETIMES MY DICK.....BENDS....BACK

Is Ep5 available if you have showtime?
Can't find it

>He continues to laugh and runs away from the train car
this made me laugh

Go to sleep bam

why would you want to watch a german dub of episode 5?

It's only available currently on German Sky Go, it's a mistake that it's currently up since it's not supposed to be until next Sunday after it airs live.

>THATS HIS OWN DAUGHTER IN THERE YOURE KILLING

I know this part was edited out of the film, but this seriously sound like a good act? Be honest here. If you're going to accept the movie as part of the canon, then you have to rethink the intentions of this character, he is The Man From Another Place, they're not interested in saving anybody from Bob, they're upset that Bob steals the garmonbozia from them.

LOL, the whole "MIKE was laughing therefore he is evil" thing is so tired

#1 it doesn't play onscreen as him laughing. #2 as the other poster said it could've just been because he'd outwitted BOB. He also saves Laura's soul

there is little to no evidence MIKE/OAM is an out and out baddie

its in english

Cooper Cooper what do ya know about saying hellooo-ooooo
You're just a clone from down below, throwing up garmon-boaz

WHEN YOU'RE IN A PINCH

CALL LYNCH

I think the biggest clue that Mike isn't specifically good is that he knows who the killer is and who Bob is possessing since before the series started, yet he never tells Cooper or anyone who it is despite knowing. He's in it for that sweet, sweet Garmonbozia.

Not that he's necessarily good but he says himself that he's devoted to stopping Bob after seeing the face of God.

>I know this part was edited out of the film
It wasn't even shot dude

are you that dude who goes around caping for the nerd fanedit saying it is "lynch's truvision" even though LYNCH edited the final cut himself and has refused to reinsert the missing pieces scenes when asked

congrats you read the same script we all did years ago. not special

Wow. Episode 5 blew my mind.

>the owl cave ring is a jade
>jade gives cooper two rides
what does it mean

Sorry OP not want to piss on your thread and parade but at this point it's quite obvious.

Your Dharma is the cock.

>there is little to no evidence MIKE/OAM is an out and out baddie

They're ambivalent about humans. They just want to stop BOB. Humans are just pawns. They don't care about people dying or getting hurt. The only reason they're helping Cooper is so BOB can be back in the lodge.

go away stupid stinky kraut dubsposter geez

He tries to tell Laura

IT'S HIM
IT'S YOUR FAAAATTHEEEERRRR

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The owl ring is formica

>tripfags

well, we had fun. There goes the general

>Literal fucking demonic spirits that kill and rape people for sustenance (as in they can't live without raping and killing no matter what they do)
>Good or Neutral in any sense of the word
Just let it go man, they only reason they help Cooper it's because Bob is a fucking asshole.

Look at the fucking image, you clearly see him laughing, does he look upset to you? Are you on the spectrum and can't read faces? He's clearly laughing >little to no evidence

Literally the entity complete, standing before you on screen saying "I want all my garmonbozia" if this doesn't tell you that his intentions are sketchy, I don't know what would convince you. This is what this is about, Bob is a rogue black lodge spirit, he doesn't want to be trapped there he wants to be out killing and stealing garmonbozia for himself.

fuck off cunt

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because some people are not Reddit enough to write Meanwhile instead of Prev

We don't know what they want or don't want. Some may be amoral, others not so much. No evidence the Giant is not benevolent for example. And the MFAP seems to have begun less amoral than he was portrayed in the original series/FWWM since evolving into the Arm-tree

There are no definite rules and anything you say is just speculative

Change that shit font, jesus.

>Look at the fucking image, you clearly see him laughing
I see him looking crazy just like Al Strobel almost always does when playing MIKE

eat a dick retard OP

youtube.com/watch?v=vRz3deg1crY

Dougie is the billionaire that set the trap (cristal box) to catch Coop. And yes, its 2003. Watch license plates.

If he's such a good spirited being, why does he just walk past Ronette? She's right there on the ground dying, and he doesn't care.

and it's not like ''Meanwhile'' makes any fucking sense when linking to a previous thread

Yeah, Anne Erin, the renowned /tpg/ tripfag who never posts in any other threads.

Go away crossboarder.

Just lit up, got some aching questions:
soooooooooo what's the "mothman" in the glass box?

Can everything have a doppelganger now?

In the opening shot, I assume normal cooper & the giant are in a safe place (compared to the B. Lodge anyhow)?

where da EP 5 leak tho

Yes, those wide ass flat screen LCD monitors in the casino clearly show its 2003 over the license plates.

>he doesn't get it

fuck outta here

>youtube.com/watch?v=vRz3deg1crY
Thanks for your fanvid but my point stands
Many of the Lodge entities are amoral and I am not saying MIKE is all sweetness and light he is clearly a crazy spirit but there is no evidence he is laughing at Laura's death/not trying to stop BOB and help Coop

People trying to go all five fathoms deep on this show and nerd out like it's Westworld/Lost with WHEELS WITHIN WHEELS or claim that the spirits are different from how Lynch presents them like it's Inception are missing the donut for the hole

youtube.com/watch?v=8K_47fSG5HM

K I N O

And Andy & Lucy's kid died young, Wally is a theatre actor hired by Truman!

>fanvid
>literal passage ripped straight from the audiobook of a book written by the guy responsible for the lore of the show

Fucking give it up.

>ending an episode like a Late night Talk show

pretty far away from Kino

Guys is it true, where can i watch ep 7?

music acts are the weakest part of the season so far, not because the music itself is bad, but because it used to mean something when it played in the past, always heavily tied to an event in the story. Now it's just a musical performance, closest we've gotten to some pathos here is the James scene.

What difference does that make? They're still desperate for attention and post recognition.

never even heard the audiobook and still recognized the frostshit passages right away

leave the plebs to their devices user

he wasn't there for Ronette
As Margaret said Laura is the Key

MIKE may be nutty but he is clearly committed to stopping BOB and defeating the evil in the Black Lodge EVEN IF he also needs garmonbozia just like the rest of them. All animals have basic needs

Take the Tremonds. Little Pierre helps Laura but still eats the creamed corn. He needs it. Old Lady Tremond refuses it and is ailing

Lynch has just backed all this up in the new series by heavily featuring MIKE as Coop's primary helper in and out of the Lodge

but sure he's def the bad guy here

I'm sure he the Man in Black and the smoke monster will make Jack, Kate and Coop team up to unlock the golden cave in episode 16 bc that is where your level of thinking is going

These music scenes feel so out of place. It feels like some fucking Tonight Show level shit.

True
Amazing

>but there is no evidence he is laughing at Laura's death/not trying to stop BOB and help Coop

How about the fact that he doesn't stop Bob? They let him right back out after this, Bob didn't go anywhere after the death of Laura Palmer, he killed again. They had him at the end of that movie in the lodge, and all they cared about was getting the garmonbozia then he was let out into the real world again as part of Leland.

Mike laughing while he screams "THATS HIS DAUGHTER YOU'RE KILLING" clearly shows he's getting some sick pleasure out of the pain and suffering he's about to inflict on Laura.

Which Bob?
Do not be fooled by this post like I was.

He's laughing because he stopped BOB from possessing Laura.
BOB's 25 years inside Leland were up (Leland was abused by BOB as a little boy and had BOB had been using Leland ever since), and BOB wanted Laura as his new vessel.

MIKE was laughing because he scuppered BOB's plan.

Samefag.

The music scenes at the end of every episode are excellent. Kys.

>"i know more about twin peaks than mark frost"

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zoinks

just screencap Laura Dern as Diane already and get it over with you uncouth Euros

can't risk a spoiler. bye for a bit /tpg/ :'(

Why don't the black lodge spirits just buy creamed corn at the grocery store?

Monsieur Jeffries, la merde elle sort de mon cul

>still citing material never actually shot or put in final film as canon because you're a completionist nerd who loves fanedits more than the real thing

You don't seem to understand that there is a difference between a being with shades of gray who is strange, often creepy and plays by higher cosmic laws than the mortals but who is still focused on the bigger picture VS a villain/bad guy

MIKE is that creature
he wants to save Laura and vanquish BOB, BUT
he is also strange, unsettling and has different aims than ours which are not always fully 'good' but still on our side

and what do you mean they had him??? how do you think they could control BOB at that point?? based on what??

your thinking is so linear and black and white it's like you were expecting MFAP and MIKE to break out a butterfly net and a taser to 'capture' BOB jfc

AYUDAME

EPISODE 5 WHERE

Nah you've just got shit taste.

..............................that got 'em.

But what if there is no electricity in the 1st floor convenience store? Then none of them can get the corn below!

MIKE did not give a shit about saving Laura. He just wanted to spite BOB. Laura was a means to an end.

MIKE does not give a shit about helping Cooper. He just wants to spite BOB. Cooper is a means to an end.

I don't know why you're so adamant about your dumb point.

thought you germans were always on time

lol not denying that the Lodge is full of mischievous and amoral trickster spirits at all, but the quote doesn't prove what our b&w friend wants to believe

the show and movie prove some are more 'good' than others
AND the new show

the Tremonds, the Giant and now MIKE objectively helping Laura and Cooper (and others) both in FWWM, the old series and the new one

they are not laying sinister traps like this is the winter finale of Lost brought to you by JJ Abrams omg what a tweeeeest

no matter what this little spergnerd wants to believe because his early childhood imagination comes from Bad Robot shows and he cannot accept a good show that has different kinds of logic

You're thinking of Brits or Fascist Italy.

German trains are infamously late.

>My unproven assertions come from a steady adolescent diet of post-2000s nerd bait movies and TV, I think I know what I am talking about sir
>I don't know why you're so adamant about following the actual text vs the ideas I came up with in my fanfic

there has been no spoilers at all

D-does it mean you gotta have lots of violent sex with qts?

Untrue. It focuses on seyfrieds character and nadine.