ITT: We discuss New Zealand Politics, News, Happening and everything it means to be kiwi. Hewe we can laugh at abos and the rest of the world in general
>USN to send ship to NZ port for first time in 33 years
Good, fucking hippies scared of technology can fuck off with the nuclear ship ban.
Brody Young
>Sucking US dick.
Eli Garcia
AFAIK we are not rescinding the ban
Lincoln Cox
>scheme to rid nz of all pests by 2050 Is based jk going to make chinks bite the curb
Joseph Gutierrez
>New Zealand Literally who?
David Moore
>UN secretary general candidate couldn't even win over his own country.
Cameron Miller
Why are all the roads of such a poor quality in nz? Ive lived in many different cities all up the country and all roads bar the expressways are absolute shit, worse than those i saw in SEA countries
Cooper Taylor
>New Chink neighbours. >Living in a """$2 million""" house. >Unemployed, funded by family in China. Wew lads. Look at all those jobs being created by all these hard working immigrants. So glad to see that huge investment they're making into our economy.
Logan Hall
Apparently it's a Burke, hopefully the Yanks will have it full of nukes just to spite them.
Hudson James
I dont know about this Familam I like Americans but i despise their government.
Chase Long
yeah men, i don't want their government fucking around with us.
Kevin Torres
Could a Trump presidency get us out of the TPPA trade deal or has John already sold our country?
Liam Scott
Trump might flip-flop on it but I'm hoping he pulls us out. John's prolly selling our country out well, that fucking bastard
Jordan Baker
Just a ship mate, symbolic partnership and trust. When NZ is in need of help, who do you think will be there to save our arses? The USA.
Obviously we dont wanna show our poop holes for them to stuff but we cant ignore them.
Liam Bell
Labour voter/fag millenia detected
Chinese remove kebab, work hard, and don't blow up, unlike your bay refugee friends
David Campbell
What is the ANZACs
Daniel Lopez
They all sell our country out except nz first, youngfag
But Winston is raycis so you won't vote for him
Levi Collins
>Wanting any sort of immigration whatsoever.
Angel Gray
Everyone needs to vote NZ First.
Daniel Walker
I'd vote for Winnie coz Key will do fuck all for us. Winnie is algoods for me. All NZ parties seem either boring, non-representative or just sucks.
Nathan Peterson
Hopefully some more seats this election considering that labour is still being labour and everyone's getting bored of national.
Matthew Richardson
This. We must help one another through our tough times, not go to bloody foreigners.
David Miller
Nobody apart from treasonous white college educated women wants immigrants, and their bearded hipster orbiters
But last election was a choice between chunks and mudslides, and you chose mudslides, dincha faggot
Julian Ward
I voted NZfirst you cunt.
Juan Rodriguez
John key wants to get rid of possums. Fudging possus
WHAT ABOUT THE MUSLIMS JOHN
he's an actual like race traitor
Dylan Lewis
>Chinese remove kebab, work hard, and don't blow up, unlike your bay refugee friends are you even an aucklander
Caleb Johnson
Exactly
L2 tactics, rookie
Ethan Harris
Why would any sane kiwi want to live there?
Michael Bailey
Can we talk about how terrible your flag is?
>a union jack and >4 >FUCKING >STARS
Landon Harris
Why? He sides with lab/green and has a grudge against National. Can you not see that hes full of shit and in it for the baubles of office? >say anti immigrant stuff >get votes >achieve nothing
Nathaniel Davis
News flash, Nothing is happening in NZ and nothing is likely to ever happen. Even if it did, no one would give a shit.
Jonathan Perez
Lad your flag is a disembodied Union Jack with 50 stars.
Liam Lewis
then you don't know shit about what the chinese are doing here
Nicholas Bennett
Quickly Ocker run on back to the mines.
Luke Morales
We've been living in your basement for years mate.
Who do you think keeps eating your weet-bix?
Mason Long
>Wanting chinks here. You aren't a New Zealander. GTFO.
Jaxson Long
I-I will help you, senpai
Blake Bell
Do you cunts have separate electorates for maoris? Why haven't we convinced abos to ask for that??
Ethan Smith
You kids, if you're even going to bother to vote this time you need to realize that a vote that isn't 2 ticks Nat is a vote for the opposition. Except if you live in Epsom where you vote ACT/party vote Nat.
If you want a bunch of feminists, ex teachers,old 70's era union hacks, homosexuals, literal communists and career academics who have never had a job then you don't belong on this board.
Anthony Reed
Maori have seat quotas. You don't want assured abo seats, do you?
Grayson Stewart
All we need to know about the TPP and American warships visiting our ports again in one picture.
I'm telling you niggers our Jewish prime minister just can't help himself. He is going to keep presenting our asshole to the rest of the world.
Leo King
Key doesn't give a fucking shit about us! He's a pro-corporate globalist elite worker. If anything, worse. The dude used to work at a British bank that would do attacks on the kiwi currency, ffs.
Matthew Hughes
Fuck off cuck. Who else should we vote for
Camden Hall
Fucking this, the whole nuclearphobia in this country is retarded.
We still use chemical-based weedkillers because the hazard symbols on the radiation-based ones are scary-looking. They're perfectly safe.
Hunter Martin
That TVNZ impartial coverage of the US election is pretty good huh.
Zachary Lewis
>not giving them a different parliamentary body too it's like you don't want them to demand a different sovereign state apart from NZ.
Jayden Morales
>Voting for the Communist Party of China.
Henry Reyes
Fuck off. Too many asians in Auckland doing anything but helping NZ in anyway whatsoever. They don't deserve to come here unless they will help us.
Jonathan Morris
what does a white men have to do to live in new zealand? would it be hard for a foreigner to find a job and settle in your fine land? i want to become a kiwi
Oliver Ross
Which bank was that?
Is Union hack angry Andy going to save you with his SJW branded socialism?
Evan Anderson
are aussie refugees welcome in this thread?
Justin Hill
10/10 no bias detected.
Evan Garcia
Extending the ban to nuclear powered ships was retarded, they'll have to repeal that one day
Parker Bailey
lrn 2 MMP, kid actually, just stay home on your xbox m8
Ayden Ross
All biased towards Hillary, who's pro-corporate. TV3 and ONE NEWS is all shite, pro-corporate bullshit that feeds BS.
Aaron Turner
So we destroyed lab greens last election, and Peters can return to national, from whence he came
Realpolitik is so ez
Ethan Bennett
You're not Chinese or Indian so I'm afraid you won't be able to immigrate here.
Christian Hernandez
All anti Trump just like here I assume.
Parker Barnes
of course we always share threads.
Kevin Wilson
I was embarrassed by that Donald Trump parody thing that I think 3 news did. Where some guy went around acting like a complete cunt to people who weren't white and thinking that's all Donald Trump does these days.
Isaiah Thomas
Just work and buy local products, please. Fuck the low-priced bullshit chinese imports that destroy our local businesses.
Come in.
Lincoln King
Just say you are an albino Somalian
Zachary Myers
How comfy is zland?
Benjamin Watson
>Watching TV at all wew lad
Brody Clark
...
Jason Russell
Comfy but becoming rapidly less comfy due to influx of Chinese.
Alexander Bell
Sweet as bros chur south island ey
Jaxson Brooks
Hmmm. Is anybody trying to stop it? You don't wanna become Vancouver2.0
Easton Gray
There's always work in the trades. Our government's thinking goes like this: >Don't have enough houses >Instead of limiting immigration let's just keep building more homes >We need to build them ASAP let's import all the trade workers >Welp now they need somewhere to live guess we need to build more homes
Jaxon Wilson
Labour leader Andrew little called national refugee quata "miserable" and vowed to double it. Meanwhile, his party made their alliance with the green party official (as if it never was) >checks greens website for immigration policy >open borders
Lets fight immigration by voting left and putting the Greens in power
Ayden Cox
Trying to search it up but can't find it
Little won't pull out of the TPP so fuck him
Henry Campbell
what's it actually like in nz? do you guys have the same problems as us? >chinks buying land and laundering money through it >chinks taking over main cities >muslims segregating themselves in their own suburbs >cuckservative government >faggots in the most ''''arty''''' city ruining the whole countr (like melbourne)
???
Noah Edwards
Christchurch Central Electorate here.
Voting National for seat. Coz this seat is often a tight fight between them and Labour. And its responsible for giving the country Tim Barnett, one of the worst MPs in modern history.
My party vote will go back to NZF. Last election voted Conservatives. (Feels bad man)
Jackson Ward
We have two options. >National: Import Chinks. >Labour: Import Somalis We're fucked either war.
Luke Jenkins
Why do you need to import anybody?
James Barnes
Literally everything on that list.
Logan Rodriguez
Because our politicians despise the populace for some reason.
Jaxon Rivera
Just act like you're rich as fuck and you can walk right in.
We have no fucking shame and we do anything for money. That's why washed-up celebrities come to live here.
Nicholas Thomas
Yeah but snack bars will ensure NZ first wins. Feel sorry for you blokes having no election next year when the mudshits start up in earnest. We are just a lucky country I guess
Lucas Anderson
Ponzi scheme economy. Keep importing people to drive up demand for goods and services even if government departments are struggling to service the needs of the people already living here.
Nicholas King
Mean while, immigration has sky rocketed under the current national government. I just hope NZ first gets a significant percent of votes in the next elections so they will actually have some influence
Elijah Gray
Hmm, I could hear bedsqueaks at 2/3 second intervals coming from the next room. Don't parents teach not to jump on beds these days?
Also, what's up with the housing crisis having made its way to Wellington city? I need to find a place by 10am tomorrow (who knows how I'm going to get my stuff there?) and the only short notice place with vacancies I've found is 40 minutes walk from the university.
Jason Smith
They were introduced about a century ago for genuine altruistic reasons. When we implemented MMP they were supposed to go. But they kicked up a fuss so they're still there.
Exactly. But snackbars are about to change that. Last election was our final pre jihad election, and we got based Chinese. NZ first here on in boys. Chinese hate muslims more than we do
Kids need to learn how war works
Brody Jones
Sounds like corruption. You need to make new zealand great again.
Jaxon Cooper
Don't forget to avoid Pams too. They're forming a supermarket monopoly, and I don't trust that.
Matthew White
Is this a joke? Yeah we totally need more fish and chip shops bro
Brandon Hernandez
>30 K
Xavier Reyes
Our future Kebab removers in training
Brayden Davis
probably just some old cunts havin a cheeky root mate.
Ayden Sanchez
>Labour refusing to curb immigration. >National refusing to curb immigration. >Greens probably want to increase immigration.
Ryder Garcia
I suspect a candidate like Australia's Pauline Hanson with a bit more charisma would do quite well in elections here. Winston is OK but he's more talk than action.
Carter Martinez
But user Donald Trump is racist
Robert Garcia
You clearly didn't see ww3 brewing. You need to read your Bible more
Levi Collins
You don't even know that Key worked for meryl Lynch but you know that he's a bad man who destroyed the NZ dollar and TPPA is bad, evil stuff. They're shitting in your head mate.
The TPPA negotiations were started by Helen Clarks labour yet you believe the media when they told you it's the evil John Keys.
You probably get your news from facebook comments on click bait articles that you don't even read
