Whats the most offensive thing you've ever said on impulse around inappropriate people

whats the most offensive thing you've ever said on impulse around inappropriate people.
ill start

>hanging around fellow minority friends
>dick throws drink at us as hes driving past and calls us faggots and some racial slur
>i yell back "FAT BLACK JEW FUCKING FAGGOT" -i was being ironic, i thought it was funny
>crowds of ethnics charge towards me and my friends, chase us back into the white quarter
>begin to burn and pillage while calling us the devil
>forced to leave sweden and boat it to aus as a refo boat cunt

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>get invited to do some blow and drink with qt downstairs neighbors, 2 bros, and her ugly friend
>ugly friend leaves, neighbor walks her out
>one bro mentions shes going to see her abusive x or some shit
>mentions hes black
>"well you know what they say, burn the coal pay the toll amirite?"

got a couple chuckles but they were clearly uncomfortable as they were half black or some shit

But then my neighbor came back up and talked about Trump for like 2 hours which took the heat off me

noice

one time some normies were talking about ww2 near me at a party. id just met them and we were all drunk. someone said everyone had the reasons for doing what they did and i said real loud over them all "yeah man you can trust the jews". right next to me the guy id been talking to was jewish, i hadn't known.
cunts face went so red youd think the room was a fucking oven. walked off calling me various rude words.

Coworker is an obnoxious nig, otherwise surprisingly intelligent
>come on, man, help a nigga out
Out of his earshot but next to another black coworker as we haul trash and bitch about dumb coworkers
>what? Should I get a rope
He hears it from under my breath, is shocked, I give him my best deadpan
>I think that makes me officially racist, do they send me the diploma in the mail or do I pick it up with my unemployment papers?

I've said tons of racist shit but the only one I feel bad about is calling my Jewish leftist media man stepdad a fucking Turk once in a heated argument.

I think I also in nicer words said that eugenics are great and that niggers should stop being butthurt sometime in high school societ class, I got away with it somehow.

>some kid acting weird as fuck in the bus
>comment quietly to myself: what a retard
>lady next to me probably his mother says he has mental problems

>Playing Guns of Icarus
>Normie friends, including half-black coworker and his wife and some libs
>In lobby waiting for match
>Some faggot starts talking shit on other team
>Turn on voice reflexively and call him a niggerloving kike faggot
>Cuck can't handle the bantz, fires back
>Launch into 45 second long racist tirade detailing the sheer volume of niggers his mother has fucked
>Match starts
>Go 5/0, win because flak/mercury mobula is fucking invincible
>Realize afterwards that friends are all awkwardly silent

>sitting on a bus w/buddy
>we strike up chat with w/2 middle aged ladies
>we're all laughing at some wasted hooker a few seats over
>throwin the bantz back and forth
>good times
>pull up to a stop, some hamplanet gets on
>my buddy goes "look at this cheeto dusted, spell conjuring neckbeard"
>guy sits down by the middle aged ladies and says "hi mom, hi aunt Joyce. How was work?"
>bitches stare at us like we just killed Santa Claus
>we get off 3 stops early

>apply for refo dog status
>free housing and vegemite
>get bashed by wogs

>be a degenerate
>at a house gig
>libtards everywhere
>dude selling phets
>whatcouldgowrong.jpg
>get high
>chatting with people
>a guy is having a full on rant about how Communism is the best system, it just needs to be tried properly
>uwotm8
>call him a filthy red faggot
>"What did you say?"
>repeat it for clarity and start laying into his ideas
>start comparing it to fascism
>"user you're just an ignorant racist."
>ask if he likes Che Guevara
>he does
>point out Che's views on gentlemen on African descent
>guy and his hangers are turbotriggered by this
>they try to get people to turn on me
>fail miserably
>they leave the house
>mfw as I watch them go
>end up chatting with another high guy about ancient civilisations for about four hours straight
>according to the friend who hosted the gig I left 50% discussion and 50% triggering wherever I went

It was a bretty gud night.

>Fat black Jew fucking faggot.
user I think it's time to work on your quickfire insults. Especially if you go to places with a white quarter.

I'm in West Sussex, so the pickings are slim when it comes to racism. But as a regular visitor to /fit/ I take pleasure out of calling fat (actually fat tho) and obese people insulting names such as: 'fat tits', 'jabba the hutt', 'lard ass' and my personal favourite - Blubber McButterball.

>room was an oven
lel

oh wtf man

heres mine
>be a student at liberal private school
>have a philosophy/ethics kind of thing class
>new teacher
>"come on guys to get to know each others ways of thinking I want all of you to do this political compass quiz"
>vet pol user, already have mine
>waste ten minutes chilling
>"alright I want all of you to come to the board and mark where you landed according to the test and to explain your favorite ideology"
>oh fuck
>half the class goes up
>everyone green-partying the fucker
>EVERY single person marked bottom left
>walk up
>mark literally line and a half away from Hitler
>look at class
>everyone staring
>"eh user, I was expecting everyone at this school to share close ideals, but continue, this is good for debate"
>alright
>how the fuck can I hide my power level?
>act stupid and just talk about corporations and sit back down
>"class lets discuss Islam"
>keep in mind teacher is a paki and islam enthusiast
>wears his hat think often
>he spends 20 minutes talking about how its the west's fault that islamic terrorism exists and how islam must be integrated into Europe and how to do so we have to change our fundamental laws
>very very triggered
>raise my hand
>begin with an anecdote of how my friend was at the stadium during the paris attacks
>talk about his fear, about his 7 year old sister with him
>the panic and chaos on the street
>end the anecdote and ask "but why?"
>go on the most descriptive rant about Islam and how the only solution is to deport or convert
>calm down
>realize what I just did
>sit down
>class staring at me awkwardly the remaining 30 minutes of class
>spent two years of high school with my opinion scrapped in any discussion by all teachers (teachers and students gossiped about it)
>mfw discussion politics is my passion but nobody would even let me speak

Never reveal your power levels guys

>Mom kills herself in 20XX
>Dad was out of town when it happened
>Dad and I arguing sometime later
>Tell him that mom said if he had loved her she wouldn't have killed herself

This was nearly 10 years ago and I still feel like shit about it.

:(:(:(

I said I didn't like McDonalds once, I had to run from hoards of people on mobility scooters till I found a stair ice walk up to stop them all

>be in air force
>in line to get lunch, lots of other soldiers around
>accidentally pour coffee on hand
>say "nigger!"
>people look at me strange
>sit alone and eat lunch

>reveal my power level about Islam
>OH NO
>Oh wait I live in the South so everyone thinks that

Feels bretty good.

You did good user

Had a good work friend who was a curry. Called him a curry as a joke. He got real angry. Indians are piss funny when they get angry.

I'm in shitcago and enough people are right wing enough that right wing opinions aren't shit on entirely

By right wing I mean cuckservative

>Never reveal your power levels guys
oy vey goyim, listen to this good goyim, and never fight back

and did she say that? or did you just make it up?

>>say "nigger!"
>>people look at me strange
who tf says nigger when they burn their hand?

you fucking weirdo

I say "around blacks, never relax" and "niggers and jews, bad news" all the time when I'm drunk.

made it up.

I don't really know what I was thinking, it just happened.

Seriously shoulda just said GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

>out one night around some very liberal college people
>we are getting hammered wasted
>got this girl in there and i convince her to start stripping for lines
>shes fine as fuck and im older than these pukes so this shit doesnt come up much
>i start getting heat from these hippie types and they demand she stops and that i calm down
>they cock blocked me and started spewing shit about sexism not to take advantage of their friend blah blah
>what worsens my mood is i had been sharing with these broke asses all night

I fuckin came unglued man. I went through every curse word and racial slur their is

damn, that's harsh, did you tell him you made it up?

>in middle school
>random black kid tries to fight me
>doesn't work, just starts trying to hit me, which hurts but didn't actually force me to fight him
>fucks off when I won't fight him
>yell "FUCK YOU NIGGER" at him
I still cringe to this day desu

Got fed up with a girl who had fucked with me too much in high school senior year. She was saying shit about me and my gf, so I turned around a BTFO her.

>"Say what you want, but nobody's ever died in my bathroom."

A kid in our class died in her bathroom following a party that year. Horrible thing to say. Inappropriate. Spot-on.

Yeah.

not yet

>went to bbq at park near mine
>brought a case
>bunch of Nepalese there we start talking too and playing soccer with
>for one of them a beer
>nekminit go for a drink and almost all gone
>see a bunch of mountain poo loos walking around with beers
>one I gave one to starts saying it's ok brother we friends and tries to give me weed
>I go crazy and start calling them shitskins and saying I'll rape your entire ducking families unless you fucken mud cunts give me more beers.
>I'm with normie friends who have only read about racism before they are shocked
>I keep shaking the one I gave beer to and saying you get these oompa loompa half niggas to buy me a fucken nudda case or I'll pop your kneecaps off with a screwdriver.
>his girlfriend comes over with girl mate's. Eventually husbands come too
>aloneinthedark
>get chased out of park

>two weeks later one of the wives starts work at my hospital
>she give me gift card for liquor shop
>went to their wedding months later.

...

>be 7 or 8
>in a restaurant with my family
>guy comes and sits behind us with his wife
>he has a really fucked up loud barking voice
>can't stop laughing and say to my mum he sounds like the Martians from Mars Attacks
>AK AK RAK AK lolololo
>his wife turns round and says he's deaf
>feel like an arsehole

still, at least he couldn't hear me

My sister is a drug addict and was pregnant. At a family gathering my mother whispered to me and a few other family members that my sister lost the baby. Without missing a beat I went "pfft, I'm not surprised at all".
>my mom's face

Drinking with people in park
>girl with us
>people offer her drinks, always says no
>offer her drink too, says no
>say "We can also just rape you without booze, you know"
>people lol, she goes quiet, didn't mean it but whatever

Drinking with people other time
>Brown guy with us
>just joking around
>put my finished cig in his face
>"This is your entire race"
>drop it on the ground, trample it out with my foot, spit on it
>people lol
idk if that was too much

other time
>eating dinner with gfs family
>talking about old movies
>someone mentions "the man of six million"
>sayd "you mean Hitler?"
>Grandma laughs loudest

Damn. Thats pretty bad

Fucken hell Hans...

I called a black person a nigger to his face and he didn't do anything.

Nigger walks past me and says "white guys are so ugly"
under my breath is say " says the negres"
She heard and then slapped me.
Was walking past a club and some faggot was screeching in his faggy high pitch voice.
I was having a bad day and said "Hitler should have gassed your kind"
His fag hags yelled at me.

Top grandma

She is. At first I was trying to hide my redpill as much as possible with my in-laws, but most of them are pretty based. The grandma talks shit about "those blackies" all the time. She even mocked girls that get raped in refugee camps because it's their own fault for being so stupid. many keks.

>girl is a bitch to me all through high school
>her mom dies
>lol your moms dead

>be put in drama class
>teacher is an obvious homosexual
>dont do a single assignment for the first two weeks
>he comes up to me during class when its silent asking me why
>call him a faggot and faggots make me sick
>in construction class the very next day

>mom and dad divorce while I'm at college
>come home and find out mom moved in with a big Ving Rhames looking nog
>go to her new place and try to have a private talk with her
>it starts to get heated and loud
>didn't know he could hear everything we were saying through the walls
>heard me call him a nigger
>heard me say he was going to beat her
>heard me call him sub human
>he comes in the room and tells me to get out of his house and not to come back
>we fight a little and I eventually leave
>he starts sending me lewd pics of him and mom from a burner phone
>try to tell mom and show her but she doesn't want to talk me
>show dad and he tells me he is getting the same pictures only they're coming straight from mom
>block the number and haven't talked to my mom in a year.

So errryday

fucking hell

should have reported to the police, were you a minor?

I was studying journalism and we visited the museum detailing the history of the biggest daily here. A popular long time cartoonist was fired from the paper in the 90's after drawing insensitive stuff about somalis and refugees. Walk up to an exhibit about him with a classmate.

Me: Kari Suomalainen was a great man.
him: he was a fucking racist
Me: Like I said. Great man.
him: lol k wat lol...

>but that's how you get rekt for being stupid

Nope I was already in college and in my own place.

When I was in high school
>sexual education lesson
>we talk about racial mixing
>I mutter "fucking niggers man, imagine how brighter the world would be without them" to my friend and we get a chuckle out of it
>leftist bitch teacher notices
>"user, you can't be racist, the world is beautiful as it is, and difference in skin is just a minor problem"
>"yeah, then go fuck a nigger"
>class in utter shock, you could hear the gasping
>teacher tells me we're going to the principal
The principal didn't really punish me, just a week of cleaning the classes.

BONUS STORY
>last week, family meeting
>gigantic family dinner, around 40 people
>I notice a sandnigger by the table, next to my female cousin
>"hey, could you introduce your friend to us?" I yell over the table
>they stand up
>"well, this is my boyfriend and future husband, Amir..."
>I laugh
>everyone starts looking at me
>my sister grabs my arm to stop
>turn around
>say "what? He's just a fucking raghead... I'm wondering he hasn't blown us up yet" as loud as possible
>some people laugh, some look angry
>add "fucking genetic dead-end, I would rather have a gay son..." at the end
They've been uncomfortable with the family ever since, because they got a taste of shaming their wicked relationship.

shit I have the same thing with my uncle

still, I'm pretty sure it's a crime to send someone unsolicited lewd pictures

>They've been uncomfortable with the family ever since, because they got a taste of shaming their wicked relationship.
good

could probably be called sexual harassment or some other shit

Maybe, but at this point I'm just done with her. She might as well be dead to me, and she'll get what's coming to her.

Not really inappropriate but got close to revealing my power level today

>talking about conspiracy theories with a bunch of leftie acquaintances
>mention JFK
>get weird looks
>someone asks me if I believe in all those "crazy theories"
>play it off by joking abut Jews, reptilians and the Moon landing
got a bit too close for my liking

also
>hanging out with same people
>end up talking about US politics
>someone has the bright idea of asking everyone who their preffered prez candidate is
>literally everyone says Hillary except me (Donald)
>get weird looks

I have redpilled friends but I rarely see them.

You need to be more forceful and outspoken with your views. I was never shy to share my views in high school.

My english essay was on nuclear power (pro) and I scored the highest in the class.

>he was a fucking racist
Is this what the consensus is these days? Jesus

holy fuck m8

you did the right thing. it may be hard but we all have to stand up to our values and secure our claim.

I use nigger as a General Swear Word a lot I can sympathize

In one of my classes in college we were discussing "sexism in video games". I said that "video game developers should have the right to put in whatever they wanted to in their games".

gif related was pretty much the reaction of everyone in the room

Sung
"Just a small town Jew, born and raised reading Hebrew! She took the midnight train to~ Auschwitz camp~" To distract attention from a friend who was being a real fucking idiot in front of a Jewish woman.

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I remember back when I was very young (and this was years and years before the mass immigration we're going through now) about this one black family in our area who lived across the road from us. They were always coming over to borrow shit and never returned anything, so when I was about four or so, the youngest son came over because he wanted to borrow something. I said something akin to "No, because you never give anything back." And slammed the door in his face. I think they got back to my parents about what I did because they told me off for being so rude, but it was worth not having them come over as often as they used to.

>with leftist friend
>smoke pot
>start talking about politics and how we'd like the world to be and shit
>he wants the whole world to be like the EU with one government and open borders and shit
>have to forcibly stop myself from revealing power level
>say some shit about how I think different cultures should be respected and not forced together
Close fucking call there, that's why you don't smoke pot with normalfags

>starting new job
>bald guy sitting opposite my desk
>notice he is talking very loud on the phone, tell him to turn his headset down
>shouts "WHAT" back at me
>a bit annoyed, make a signal with my hand to lower the volume of his headset
>ignores me
>keeps shouting, louder this time
>starts getting very irritating as my clients can hear him through my headset
>his next call ends, mute my phone (or so I believed)
>ask him why he ignored me
>shouts "WHAT" at me again
>sperg out, scream back at him "Are you fucking deaf or something, mate? Immigrants probably understand me better than you."
>he turns around
>he has a hearing aid on both ears
>my client heard this, starts cracking up
>coworker next to me in tears laughing
>don't talk to anyone for the rest of the day

I'm so glad he left three months ago.

This is from when i used to be a normie

>get 1 in maths highschool (its same as F)
>had a load of problems at home because im in highschool mom and dad, this is the last part of my life where im care free, how can you not understand?
>dad thinks that math is the only thing worth knowing
>dad is tipsy or depressed, he talks like he was ran over by a truck
>tell him about the bad grade
>starts throwing personal insults
>insults me for good half an hour
>i prepare food to eat and stay silent thinking he will stop
>starts talking how useless i am
>how im a liability to the family and source of all problems
>gets more angry when i start eating like i dong give a shit about how he is insulting me
>tells me that i should have been aborted during he war to spare everyone the trouble because im evil peace of shit that is retarded at the same time
>tell him that he should have died fighting muslims in the war so that i would have a father who is a hero to the nation and even get veterans family support instead of listening to his drunk slow rambling trough his fake teeth because all of them fell out because of alcoholism and depression because he cant bring a fucking penny into the house without getting shitfaced and takes it out on my for a fucking bad grade at the school which i will finish soon despite the bad grades
>throws a chair at me
>i jump and punch him in the face
>we start fighting for real
>he beats the shit out of me and i bleed from my eyebrow end where the blood vessel is
>His nose is broken and is bleeding from his mouth
>i get out of the house and live with my gf's for 2 months
>get calls from crying mom every day until i came back

Can't watch, what is it?

'Kitty History' by Trevor Moore, you'll like it if you're into JFK stuff

your mom is savage

How fucking old are you?

>1 in maths
>domestic violence
>Bosnia and Herzegovnia

Why am I not surprised?

Have you even seen it?

surely that is a blink 1488 track?

>with leftist friend
leftist friends aren't really friends

>with leftist friend
or if they are really friends they aren't really leftist

Well it's blocked in Aus for some fucking reason.

I keep making jokes about black people around my best friend. Who's black. You'd think she'd mind but she loves black jokes.

At this point I've made them so often she can't help but automatically say "huh you don't see that often" whenever we encounter a black guy with kids before quickly realizing she's black herself.

So fucking cringe worthy.......

>>college libtards
>>drugs

It's a tragic overdose waiting to happen...but on the plus side, the gene pool gets cleaned out a little.

>forced to leave sweden and boat it to aus as a refo boat cunt

You fuckin wot mate? Fuck off, we're full.

>le cringe XD

just go back

Ive never heard of them. But, looking at their stuff, I wouldn't be surprised.
This is beautiful

'this fucking nigger needs to do his job'

I was speaking to a third party and I said it a bit louder than I intended. I'm 95% certain he heard me. Never made mention of it.

>this is your entire race
Fucking lmao

Holy shit.

She wants your Aryan seed

And I give it to her every week.

such is life in communist utopia

welcome newfag, blink 1488 shall set you free, through arbiter

also the holocaust never happened

>want to post a story
>no minorities in country
>mostly christians, some atheists
>no nignongs
>no sandnigers
>nobody gives a shit about racist jokes
>mfw no story to tell

>Playing Guns of Icarus

10/10 game

>mfw I realize Sup Forums was THAT kid at school

my friends and i really like making nazi jokes.
its especially amusing when we are drunk.

your stepdad is a turk?
so your mom, is fucking a turk?
and you're allowing this to happen