/ausnz/

Fuck sharks edition

>sexually attracted to fish
is there anything that dont get you people frisky?

I have taken this shark hostage
if I don't get 15 dollars this little fella here will be sleeping with the fishes.

If there is I haven't found it yet
Well at least he's got his seatbelt on

post dorars
im /richboi/

I didn't realise I had so much cash on me

First for cool anime

...

vry BIG russian note

In order:
Industrial Italian 2€
Giuseppe Verdi 2€
Vatican City 50 cents
Winter Olympics 2€
French Commemoration 2€

Forgot pic x)

hmmmmm

are you a collector or something? looks old

/moniboi/'s

Nah my grandma likes to collect foreign money but she doesn't go out of here way to get them
just what she stumbles across
I took these pics a bit back for reasons I can't remember.

I have a bunch of old Italian Lira but I don't know id anyone is interested

post them.

that thing is old. i can read the script desu

Some bunch of stuff
Italian 1000 Lira Banknote
Austrian Banknote 100 x2
Other Italian Lira coins
1 token (lol)
Israel schekel 25 (this is a strange one)
French old coin

Why the 100 banknote it's only in Italian/French?
Did they forgot to add German?

on the backside its german.
that is french, italian and romants as far as i know.
that centi francs for a language is me dunno.

shilling is top tier bill.

Now we use all Euro so meh
Did Liechnstein use Swiss money or have their own?

we use swiss money
we and switzerland ae the only countries that use the franc

and the sharks have tears
they flow down on their face
but they live in underwater
no one ever will know their tears

deep down water is so cold and dark
tears will never stop flowing
it comes out from the sharks continuously
this is why seawater is salty

Franc were initially from France right?
t. Shark eater

WAKE UP NEETS!!!!!!!!!

Calm down

im just here because i wanted to speak with minecraft user, but i guess i go to sleep now.
good night laddos

Good night.

Goodnight

Now I'm calm
Good night

Bump

I'll wish you a goodnight even though you're probably fast asleep by now.

Just did some laundry. Was running low on underwear. lol

I'm going to Autralia next month, hope we can be friends

LOL

Where in Australia? Are you here for a holiday or work related?

I'll stay until February on holidays. Initially in Perth, but I'll try to travel around as much as I can. Any recs?

I HAVE RETURNED!

THE ELECTRICIAN TOOK 4 HOURS TO UPGRADE AND EARTH THE WIRES OF MY HOUSE AAAAAAAAH

Hmmmmmmm....

Hey matey, hows things?

Feels good that I can finally use the internet desu.

You'd almost be having withdrawal symptoms if it went any longer.
Why did you need these people around your house?

Apparently the power box was greatly outdated.

FUCKING AWFUL EDITION
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

Just for that reaction

Also I don't fuck fish
stop spreading false rumors about me, there is plenty of other perverted stuff I do that is real.

This isn't the kind of bullying I want.
This is too sad to make me aroused.

I was trying to create my own version of the ausgirl from /bant/ and wanted it to be a Liechtensteingirl but I trashed it cause I can't draw.

AAAAAH

Oh please, you're the one who mentioned covering your dick in fishfood and having all the little fish nibble at it
Fine, I'm stick to calling you a lanklet and a slut, being sad and aroused is not ideal
>/bant/
wow, I legit forgot that board existed

>you're the one who mentioned covering your dick in fishfood and having all the little fish nibble at it
I have quite literally never said this, stop making things up!

>I'm stick to calling you a lanklet and a slut
g-good, at least it's truthful that way

It's quite an amazing board desu.
I looked at myself in the mirror just then and I think I've gotten thinner.

HOW DO I GAIN WEIGHT AND NOT GET FAT AAAAAAAAAAH

>I have quite literally never said this
I'm pretty certain you have
>at least it's truthful that way
yes, unlike you calling me a highschooler which is completely false as I do not attend high school

>I think I've gotten thinner.
I gained a kilo in the last week because I ate so much on my birthday.
I wish I was you desu

I don't wanna have skinny arms aaaaah

>yes, unlike you calling me a highschooler which is completely false as I do not attend high school
It's quite ironic you calling me liar when you yourself are lying about not being a highschooler

Skinny arms are cute.
Anyway you can afford a gym, drink a gallon of milk a day for the next month (or simply eat more of the food you eat usually) and do basic barbell lifts 3 days a week until you reach the size you desire.
It's literally easy, you have no excuse.

I-Is it that easy? I don't wanna go to the gym but I'll do the eating and lifting thing desu.

I-I'll post my progress every day.

noted, maybe I should start calling you fat as well as a lanklet

nah that seems a bit mean
I'm not lying, I'm really not a highschooler, if you keep saying that people could believe it

Eating is the main part.
Lifting just makes it so your arms get big with muscle instead of fat.
Gym isn't necessary if you buy your own weights.

>maybe I should start calling you fat as well
p-please don't do that
that would be really mean

I own two 10kg barbels desu. I-I'll lift for you desu.

I don't know why you would lift for me but sure.
Whatever makes you happy.

C-cause you're cute.

>skinny arms
I know that feel my arms are like twigs, and are pretty pathetically weak, I tried to do some push ups the other day just to see if I could and I only managed 3
Don't worry I won't

t-thanks...

It's why I wear thick clothing outside the house desu.

>thread is filled with twiglets
0w0
I can only get SO aroused

It wouldn't be as fun if I bullied you for something like that, I'd much rather bully you for being so freakishly tall you can't even walk through a doorway and for being a perverted slut who has almost every fetish in existence
twiglets are not for lewd, and I'd rather be a twiglets that have big strong arms

come here again and I'll stab another one of you

I'll post my arm tomorrow as well when it's thicker from the lifting desu.

D-don't bully desu.

*comes here again*
whatcha gonna do about it big boy?

It's almost christmas and I spent the entirety of last few days playing vidya

It's almost Christmas and I've spent the entirety of the last few days watching anime, browsing/posting on this Mongolian Dwarf Forum, watching youtube and practicing French.

Haven't bought my sisters there Christmas presents yet though.

>it's summer in /ausnz/
brutal

I'm afraid lifting weights doesn't work that fast...
Anyway, That’s not a arm… THAT’s a arm

Ech I have a while before the New Year.

I want that arm desu.

>before the New Year.
Why before then specifically? Anyway that's only like a week away.

>I want that arm desu.
We can swap then desu, I want to know what it's like to be a twink

W-well before I go back to work desu, which is after the new year :3

I-I'm not a twink desu aaaaaah

now this is what peak performance looks like

Oh, trying to impress someone at work are we?
You naughty little devil

>I-I'm not a twink
Well you look exactly like one.

I'm surprised your hand hasn't gone blue from oxygen deprivation as it doesn't seem like blood could travel through such a narrow wrist.

Honestly I'm surprised that my arm is so small considering how much use it gets

Gee whiz, that's a healthy looking arm.

>That one mole on your arm.

You've been tainted desu.
AAAAAH I'M NOT A TWINK MY LEGS ARE THE APPROPRIATE WIDTH AND LENGTH FOR MY BODY.

L-look I just wanna go outside in a t-shirt.

I don't think masturbating counts are proper exercise.

You shouldn't insult peoples appearance
It's not very nice

Post your legs and thighs for us to see.
We'll be the judge of that.

Thanks
It doesn't, all those hours wasted

As you can see my thighs are perfectly normal.

now take your shorts off...

>I don't think masturbating counts are proper exercise.
Lies.
>You shouldn't insult peoples appearance
It's not very nice
Yeah was pretty uncalled for desu
I just sorta posted the first thought that came to mind.
I'll tell you something I do like, your fingers
it sounds weird but I have a fascination with fingers
I think it's because I really hate mine.

I know it's weird...

>I just sorta posted the first thought that came to mind.
Don't worry I thought the exact same thing, I just wasn't rude about it.

>I'll tell you something I do like, your fingers
You might be onto something... the kind of fingers that should be shoved down my throat and to play with my mouth cheeks.
t-that's what you meant right?

N-no. You didn't even say please.

I call the lanklet a slut but you are even worse, only really depraved sluts post images of themselves online
It's hard to see in the image but my fingers are quite long and thin, do you have short chubby fingers?

>but my fingers are quite long and thin

What picture? I don't see any picture? Do you see a picture?
Mine are long too desu :3

w-what's wrong with that?

business idea: make a compilation of what happened on Sup Forums throughout the day and show it to the aussies when they get up. You lads do miss out on a lot.

I knew I should've said it's nothing sexual.
It's like I'm envious
I just wanna cut em off and keep them for myself.

>quite long and thin
Yeah that's the best kind of fingers.
>short chubby fingers
...yeah
I've got ugly little stumpy fingers.

This picture
Hmmm, kind of like a newspaper covering the events of the previous night
>I just wanna cut em off and keep them for myself.
I'm flattered but I really need these fingers

quiick question lads, any of you knw of a university called MONASH in melbourne. is it good or is it a meme uni? thanks

If you're keen to do it mate.
Sounds like a good time.

Well when you get sick of them let me know.

AAAAH YOU USE IT AS WELL
I live in Sydney so I wouldn't know man.
I-I got long and thing fingers as well desu.

cheeky vigne

That could be anyone's hand

>I-I got long and thing fingers as well desu.
Yeah I saw yours, they're very good.
Hey matey.
Just got up?

of course desu.
W-wait really? Th-they're good?