JSA Storytime: Suicide Squad

Good evening owls of Sup Forums,

at least 95% less incest tonight

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....oh, man....

that's a neat cover

this is back when Times Square was full of porn!

Hello again, storytimer. As always, thanks for posting. It's nice when it's good stuff too, not many cape comics can touch DC's late 80s output. How's the pooch?

So sorry GL fans

Oh man, I'm way too tired to sit up and read this with you guys tonight. Thanks anyway OP.

Another "Impossible to do now" issue!

>Berganza
>Cotton

IT BURNS

>Twin Towers

REEEEEEE

>Cotton is still at DC

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motherfucker!

I had three fingers of gin and a good long cry this morning.

>Berganza and Cotton will never leave

I am very curious to see what they end up editing and how shit they are compared to everything else.

Oh I forgot about this creepy little girl.

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there's a really tasteless line of jokes to be made here, but I'll leave off

Badb is one third of the Morrigan

Agni being, unsurprisingly, 'fire'

this is something like every subway rider's worst nightmare

tell me something nice, anons

Koshchei the Deathless

holy *shit*

you're all off reading Civil War 2 spoilers, I know it

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Hi OP!

I must say I'm rather amused just how correct the leak has been shaping up to be.

I desperately want those spoilers to be true so we can say those things were leaked back in fucking January and all they did was change his name from Homer to Ulysses.

I don't want it to be ~all a dream~ or some shit like Age of ultron and Last Will

Aw OP, don't stop your mythology talk here!

which will cause more of an uproar, Rebirth Books or Civil War 1 !?!!

Carol steps out of the shower, and...

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The deaths being a vision they all get torn apart over makes more sense with knowing the actual fighting isn't until issue 4/5/late

Are spoilers out?

W-well Sinestro was good and Cotton & Berganza were on that...

yeah, the "it's just a vision" cop out is something I put half odds on, unfortunately

I'm enjoying some schadenfreude about how lots of n00bs are picking up Rebirth and enjoying it

Yeah it does make sense but Bendis seems to be making another person to be War Machine and the Hellcat and A force solicits don't bode well for Jen

I wonder if/how much gorier this would be now. These are horrible deaths but the art isn't horrible.

>Sinestro was good
Enough of this meme.

Hello Storyteller.

>you're all off reading Civil War 2 spoilers, I know it
I'm not. I quite literally just woke up. Also, I missed yesterday's thread, so I'm also behind on the story.

you're all RPG nerds, you know what a fucking manticore is

does Marvel have enough skill to pull a co-ordinated fakeout?

No

No

it was quite good

NO PANTS FOR SHADE

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ENOUGH I SAID

I don't know if I'm even surprised that they didn't bother to change anything from the original leak besides the dude's name

this is one hell of a body count so far in this comic, and all done non...splashily? but horrible deaths.

Speaking of RPGs, I've become so addicted to this one I forgot to storytime today.

scanbro made a thread, no scans though

so yeah, I am happy to see you all tonight, it's been a trying day but fingers crossed we're making some progress

>don't you bury your sacrifices?
>nah, we're trying to be more modern. We blow them up now.

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BOOOOOMER

>so yeah, I am happy to see you all tonight, it's been a trying day but fingers crossed we're making some progress
Dog?

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HI NEW NIGHTSHADE COSTUME

Yeah. He doesn't like being led, but then he gets lost and stands in the kitchen and cries, and the doorways to outside are difficult.

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Hello better Nightshade costume.

>Yeah. He doesn't like being led, but then he gets lost and stands in the kitchen and cries, and the doorways to outside are difficult.
Pets don't seem to handle not being able to do stuff well. More obvious with cats, but still.

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i mean they kept Cap under wraps

Note: Nightshade's range has improved considerably...at a cost

He's always been a stubborn cuss to begin with so I think he's really mad at the world.

People keep bringing that up in my storytimes, too.

they did

I'm weirdly cheered by the fact that comics okayed a plotline that has to have a bunch of Disney suits freaking the FUCK out right now, you know?

Um, I'm a few days away from storytiming Kung Fu goodness for weeks?

>a bunch of Disney suits freaking the FUCK out right now

Is this really the case? Or people just assuming?

Yeah, I've said it in very trolly form before but I appreciate Marvel trying new shit and storylines all over. vs DC blatant nostalgia pandering

it's because if you were there (I was once on the very tail end, but enough) before it became all chain restaurant and family friendly shit, it sticks in the mind as an aspect of a gentrified-out NYC

there have to be some people pretty confused, they're suits, look at the WB guys when Alan got made gay and Johns had to go explain things to them

The continual conflation of HYDRA with Nazis can't help

It's such a big meme that my friend, who isn't even in America and doesn't care about comics as a whole, knows about it.

I can't imagine them reacting to well to "Captain America is a Nazi!" running rampant on the internets especially after CW

I won't give Marvel too much credit just because very few of their books right now are to my tastes at all

>Tell me something nice, anons.
Artemis' new design flatters her quite shapely legs.

Like seriously, it's not just that particular artist, the design is clearly meant to emphasis dem gams. Unf.

hopefully she'll beat up Jason a few times

that's GCT at bottom, I think, not Penn

This scene could not fly today. i know is not 616

so I got Morrowind all modded

I should roll a character after this and tell you all about it, y/n

>Big Bang Comics @TheBigBang_ 4h4 hours ago
>Remember last week when FUTURE QUEST sold out and we said we were curious to see how SCOOBY APOCALYPSE #1 would do?

>Big Bang Comics @TheBigBang_ 4h4 hours ago
>SCOOBY APOCALYPSE #1, sell out on all covers except the Fred one! (did Fred ever have fans?)

pls be selling well everywhere else

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MAI DRINKING WAIFU

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>hopefully she'll beat up Jason a few times
Indeed. He's gonna run his mouth like a dumbass, she'll beat the shit out of him like it was an anime... Fuck, now I see what the shippers are seeing, and I don't like it.

Also, I only just noticed that Artemis has her own lasso. I wonder if it's magic. Or if it's that "Bind of Veils" thing that Snyder made up.

i thought the notes said it was just a regular rope lasso

>DC UNIVERSE REBIRTH #1. We ordered so high on this. Like, hey, this will last us for two months high. OPTIMISTICALLY high, you know?

>DC UNIVERSE REBIRTH #1 sold 97% of its order in the first week. The demand for it was ridiculous. We shipped copies to France and Spain.

>We expected it to be good, but frankly? This blew our mind. And more importantly, SO MANY NEW PEOPLE in!

>There were regular customers picking it up, lapsed readers picking it up, Marvel only fans picking it up AND people just walking in for it.

>Kids and adults we have never seen before but that heard about REBIRTH and had to check it out. SPECIALLY at 2.99!

>This is excitement for the DC line that we haven't seen in a long time! Will it last? God we hope so!

I was expecting Rebirth to do pretty good but it sounds like it did extremely well

I think this would have to be Ed Koch

It just says "rope lasso". doesn't specify if it's mundane or not.

I've just heard a number of anecdotes of "I shared this with casuals or n00bs I know and they loved it", which is exactly the opposite of what the hand-wringers who think DC haet new audience were predicting

I showed it to my girl and she got a hoot out of parts of it mainly because her name is Linda.

Floyd, that's cold

not fucking around

HOOT HOOT

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Stone fucking cold.

>Marvel
>trying new shit
>implying it's not just pointless gimmicks they'll undo as soon as the next movie comes out
Ohkid.jpg

that's our Deadshot

Floyd has only a few weak spots like that (such as pulling his shots against Batsy)

The Deadshot mini is so good too

>BvS.jpg

Well all of his weak spots come back to his family

has that been digitaled? I have the trade but the scans are really old

>I've just heard a number of anecdotes of "I shared this with casuals or n00bs I know and they loved it", which is exactly the opposite of what the hand-wringers who think DC haet new audience were predicting
I mean, despite being steeped in the lore, it's a pretty straightforward story.

>Dude is trapped outside of normal reality.
>Tries to get back by talking to people he knew.
>Sinister new villain is lurking in the shadows.
That, and the obvious set up for other stuff down the line (Long Live the Legion) make it pretty accessible.

>which is exactly the opposite of what the hand-wringers who think DC haet new audience were predicting
I think a lot of them are looking at it from the lens of seasoned comic readers who can't see the story past the retcons and meta. a lot of people are just enjoying the story and the teasing of what's to come

Didn't he hide his death in a needle in an egg in a nest on a tree on top of a mountain on an island?