>Wake up
>look at the news
>see this
>wat do?
Wake up
Alexander Davis
Christian Reyes
pray that they put one in his lap
Andrew Bell
Send you away to Sup Forums or reddit and go on with my day
Hudson Garcia
>shooter is national X
>Country Y is liberated
Oh boy here we go again.
Xavier Garcia
Hope that it was a Korean assassin so that WW3 breaks out
Luis Russell
>antifa kills trump
>balkanized states of america becomes a literal warzone
>get to feel even more superior
I welcome it
Cooper Hughes
continue my daily life
Anthony Murphy
Lol.
You'd have to fire a ballistic missile right at the beast to take her out.
kek
Isaac Jones
No human could withstand a ballistic missile you imbecile
Justin Perez
>hurry up
Jordan Lopez
>two shots
William Cruz
Dissapointing
Jacob Turner
...
Carter Evans
there's a rumor that it can withstand a nuclear blast at moderate range
Aiden Long
Post:
>be american president
>get shot
then go about my day as normal
Ian Bailey
change my facebook profile pic to the shooter if he's not in isis
Sebastian Davis
...
Caleb Bell
laugh and inject myself some dillies like every other day
Easton Perry
celebrate
Josiah Hughes
...
Daniel White
switch the channel to something interesting, like Attenborough.
Ethan Miller
My man, our channels just got "Micro Monsters" and I'm excited as sin
praise the shooter
Aiden Scott
sure, but could it withstand the eventuality of a resonance cascade?
Aaron Robinson
Hey! Mas Tequila!
Alexander Russell
clap out loud
Caleb Nelson
Pay tips
Dylan Lopez
Authorise wiring the other 50%
Carson Wright
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