Ask an user who possibly escaped an ISIS murder plot anything, and help me piece together what happened as I was very...

Ask an user who possibly escaped an ISIS murder plot anything, and help me piece together what happened as I was very, very, drunk.

you were drunk

nothing happened

youre in america

elaborate though

I was drunk, and surrounded by 50 angry looking muslims

When nigga, detail?

Uh, okay. I'll bite. What do you know? Are you government, or were you a potential hostage...? Did you just pass out in a hookah bar?

>Be me, just turned 21, live in Texas
>Longtime Muslim friend invites me to a party at a hotel
>Show up, whole thing looks very classy
>I'm the only white guy there and there's got to be several hundred muslims

if you arent going to tell the full story or give any context your thread is going to die off mate

Just fucking greentext, don't have us guessing.

And?

>I'm sitting in car with him and his muslim friends
>They are slamming vodka which is super weird in my mind for muslims to do
>I start slamming vodka because i'm not going to be the only white guy and not be shitfaced
>We have to wait in the car for about an hour due to delays
>Proceed to take tons of shots

They probably drugged and raped you. Muslims are big on the buttsex.

>Only moment from party I remember is showing my ID to front door security lady

This is where it gets weird.

Type faster nigger

>roleplaying on Sup Forums

this board is fucking shit

>I don't remember a single thing that happened DURING the party
>felt like whole thing only lasted 2 minutes
>As if I was asleep the whole time or something
>Last thing from party was muslim friend rushing me out saying
>"You've got to go!!"
>I'm practically jogging out as shifty/angry looking muslims stare me down for the next hundred yards to my car

Now I've asked him what happened, and he says "Oh you were doing all this stuff and you were really drunk". But the fact that I literally had no memory during that night, makes me feel like maybe I was literally passed out, which doesn't add up to his story

You role play being relevant

>I essentially run to my car and take off
>And this is where it gets crazy
>I know I was drunk
>But I swear I thought I was being chased by an ISIS vehicle

You stupid fucking ass.

You chugged vodka and made a fool out of yourself. Holy shit dude, go run in traffic sage this stupid shit thread

RACE WAR

those damn ISIS vehicles, they are so distinct arent they

You were too drunk and you were making friends with 50 mexicans

Nothing happened

>There was literally a car following me all the way back to my general neighborhood area
>I drove around taking various turns for what felt like a long time before I finally seemed to lose this car
>Sat in some guys driveway puking after that

And that's all that's relevant to the story

You got shitfaced and acted like a total idiot. You probably started to spout """"redpills"""" the muslims calling them roaches and allah snackbars. Jesus Dude

He probably means a japanese pick up, fucking japs

I don't know! I asked my friend if I did anything offensive and he said nah

>I don't remember a single thing that happened DURING the party
>"You've got to go!!"
>I'm practically jogging out as shifty/angry looking muslims stare me down for the next hundred yards to my car
you got drunk and started to verbally attack islam. holy fucking kek

It was mustafa with the rubber fist in the turkish baths

Yeah faggot you got drunk like a retarded american and then decided they victimized you.

Seriously re-examine everything in your life. Fucking Carl.

If you where drunk you could have just confused a small Mexican family for isis.

tl;dr
>I was drunk as shit

What a shit thread, bro

this. 100 bucks OP started shouting obscenities and chanting TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

the real question is why are you hanging out and drinking with shitskins OP?

You probably revealed your power level when drunk

DUDE

I did chant Trump! It's starting to back to me

You just accidentally stumbled on to the set of Poor Little Infidel Boy 3

I remember having de ja vu about yelling trump because I've yelled that at a bar one time, beforeee this time

How old are you?

Also I've been semi-blacked out, paused drinking and sobered up a little, got back down to regularly drunk only an hour later, and couldn't believe the shit I've done.

One time I met a girl who was in my class in elementary school and apparently I didn't stop talking to her about random bullshit like fighter jets until she started crying. All while I was laughing and cracking jokes and being completely oblivious. Never saw her again.

Kek

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There were also several nights, where I got paranoid about random people when walking home through empty city streets. Each time I was convinced they were out to rob me or beat me up and ran away as fast as I could, like a maniac.

Was it BLM maybe?

Does your anus hurt?

Noice

Is this a role playing thread?

you drank too much, cowboy

sleep it off

I mean who knows, dark days we live in man