"Wow son, another Friday night inside huh?"

> "Wow son, another Friday night inside huh?"

close the door

shut the door

you'll never be my real dad, Tyrone

Hold the door

im an adult so i live on my own

break the door

Still alone inside on friday night huh?

>mfw my parents won't let me out at night at 20 years old
I did for the first time yesterday and I came home to my little brother and dad watching a movie waiting up for me. Mom went to sleep but she woke me up at 6am to talk about it.

I don't need to go outside to do something interesting

nah, but this friday and christmas i will be. im not a total loser.

>black guy knows his father
elaborate joke

Go back to your grave.

Damn dog. Sounds shitty

Dad, did you travel all the way from Switzerland just to make fun of my lonely Friday?

it's Thursday, dad

close the door

so you just showed up after 18 years just to tell me this?

tell him to bring home some chocolates eyy

First time for everything, time to break free and be normal

I've been allowed to go out at night since I'm like 14 or something. Not like it matters or anything, I'm still a 'tistic virginlord.

Hold the door...
Hold... door...

HODOR!
HODOR HODOR!

My father has literally never cared about the fact I have no friends. That Sup Forums story about the guy sleeping over in his car so he can fool his Dad that he has friends is a completely alien experience to me.

It's your fault for race mixing dad

Where did you, cabron?
Yesterday, all I did was karaoke and had McDonalds with 2 other friends.

This is an adult site. Come back in 4 more years

my dad is dead =[

Aussies

>My father has literally never cared about the fact I have no friends.
same here. neither did my mother. i remember once my dad asked me if i have a gf, i said no and he didn't bother to ask about it again since then. mother literally never even talked to me about gfs, friends or relationships

Nigger. NIGGER! NIGGER!!! NIIIIIIIGGGER!!
>*closes the door*

You scared me into thinking it's actually Friday night. Time always goes by so fast when you're on winter break, you know.

But I'm going out tonight

...to play yugioh with my friends

this desu. my parents wouldn't let me our after 8 until I was 17 a couple years back, and after that I started stating it later and later, and kept getting screwed and grounded for it, but due to perseverance, they finally let go, and now I'm allowed to come back as late as I want (though they still ago me where and why)

>alone on christmas
>not a loser

My father: I’m sure you’re having sex so I renind you to use condoms

That sounds nice, your family sounds like it's caring. I hope you respect your parents.

>Dad not now please! cant you see mom is doing my make up?

>That Sup Forums story about the guy sleeping over in his car so he can fool his Dad that he has friends is a completely alien experience to me.
I wish I could say the same

finland bringing the quality posts as usual

Damn! I wish i was a father with a horny sissy step son.

I would use and tear his sissy pussy everyday.

Finland please stop, it's not funny anymore ;-;