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>implying Sup Forumsacks give a fuck about New Cuckland
Tyler Phillips
>A vote for winston is a vote for greens/labour Winston will never work with the Greens. And even if he did, it wouldn't matter. Winston as kingmaker always takes control. He did it with Jim Bolger, even under Helen Clark he reduced immigration back down to Bolger levels.
>tfw have no idea what to do because I've been squeezed out of the place I'm staying at and so come 10am I'm fucked I thought Auckland was supposed to have the housing crisis! Not Wellington!
Isaiah Morris
Literally who?
Samuel Cox
I'm not specifically against Winston, but greens are WAY too big of a risk to sit idly by and not vote directly against.
Dominic Green
Fuck I hate gooks. I can't even hide it anymore.
Landon Anderson
>Also New Zealand is now in the hole for half a trillion dollars What's the deal with National and ruining the economy? What happened to fiscal responsibility?
Jaxon Wood
What do you think happens when Aucklanders can't buy a house, they have to move to somewhere else
I'm moving to Whangarei and according to my doctor loads of his patients have been moving there too
I can't move for a couple months though. Middle of a trimester.
Dominic Jackson
Yes. Lets.
And then we should discuss the Pitcairns' political developments.
Jordan Reed
The Tron is the only place that'd be markedly improved by an influx of Jafas
Eli Turner
>Aucklanders moving to hamilton
truly these are desperate times
Michael Wood
You do realise forcing National into a coalition with Winston is not only the best alternative, it's the most likely when you vote NZ First, right?
That being said, John Key is such a fucking awful PM. The only good thing he did was get rid of the bennies and the gives me dat. His immigration is appalling and Bill English is the worst Minister of Finance we've had since Muldoon, given how weak our dollar is and how much debt we're in. Fuck the neo-liberal crony corporatists. National deserves to be punished for having shit leadership.
Samuel Clark
I'm waiting for an excuse to beat one.
Asher Nguyen
>Whangarei Bad idea dude, shit is a crime central shithole in the middle of nowhere, stay out of northland if you want a comfy life. Think one of my uncles is the mayor up there or something, i'd have to ask my dad
Jace Campbell
Any reasons i shouldn't vote greens? Only party that wants to deflate the housing bubble. Their defence policy is pretty based too.
Hudson Reyes
They want to flood NZ with shitskins.
Aiden Davis
Who is likely to replace Andrew Little as Labour leader? He won't win next year, but then again it doesn't matter who leads Labour. They're gonna stay outta Parliament for another term.
Jacinta Ardern? Some random maori?
Shit I've just realised I can't think of five labour MPs. Is it me or have they become that irrelevant?
Sebastian Campbell
What do you have zero contacts in wellington? You a student or something?
Zachary Barnes
I was born up there and grew up in Kerikeri, and it can't have more crime than West Auckland
It'll be Jacinda, she's the only person in the party with even a wee bit of charisma
James Howard
thread is dying. stop jerking off and going to sleep you faggots its only 11:06. im still waking up.
Jose Howard
One contact, who I think just went to sleep. And yes, a student.
Jaxson Barnes
Been seeing too many Hijabs for my liking recently.
Christian Ross
I think you're right.
2020 election.
Jacinda Arderns Labour Vs Crusher Collins Nat's.
Based Winnie has finally retired and some random now leading NZ First. They are never seen in Parliament again.
Luis Williams
>Any reasons i shouldn't vote greens? Better dead than red. They'll take all your money and give it to the maoris. >Only party that wants to deflate the housing bubble. The only parties that don't want to deflate it are National and ACT. The only party that will succeed at deflating it is NZ First. >Their defence policy is pretty based too. Greens want to increase military funding? Doesn't sound like them. Actually while Greens want more refugees, they want to decrease immigration substantially. That's right, National are more pro-migrant than the fucking Greens. >Most likely successor Grant Robinson >Best successor Annette King or Clayton Cosgrove. >A good compromise. Jacinda or Chris Hipkins.
Either Jacinda or Chris could lead the party to victory. King or Cosgrove definitely would. Robinson definitely won't but he'll be the one they elect next since he competed before and lost to both Little and Cunliffe coming in second by narrow margins. He actually beat Little among the party vote but the union vote pushed Little over.
Jose Ross
>But with total gross public debt (including SOE debts) at about $113 billion -- or 30 per cent of GDP -- we look positively saintly next to the US, with 104 per cent, the UK (90 per cent) and the likes of Greece and Italy (176 per cent and 132 per cent respectively
Sky is falling yadda yadda yadda, its the housing crisis that needs to be unfucked, the governments private debt is down to like 20% or some shit, fun fact, greens and labour are calling for us to borrow billions for public works projects and gibsmedats.
It's not necessarily the most likely because winston always keeps his cards close to his chest and would love to rub cow shit in nationals face after 2008, I also doubt he'd get along with Key.
You say Key is an awful PM, but look at the shitshow that is his competition, winstons ONLY purpose is stopping immigration, he ain't gonna do shit for us anywhere else which is why he should be minister of foreign affairs, not PM.
Theres no way i'm risking any gains for greens/labour so my votes going directly against them till labour unfucks itself, gets a trump-lite and moves back right
Xavier Wright
The dollar is weak on purpose. The reserve bank are unable to get interest up so they are working to make sure our exporters arnt getting absolutely fucked.
Bentley Gutierrez
Greens want to abolish our defence force.
Dont pay attention to the hippy in the corner.
Easton Powell
You can crash at my place for a while if you want.
120 Emu street Longreach. Ask for merv
Ian Ortiz
Nats are the ones who put us at 50% debt/GDP in the first place. We were sitting at 10% when Auntie Helen left.
Landon Wood
>tfw probably walk past you cunts every day but there's so many fucking numales here in welly that I'd never reveal my powerlevel
social suicide
Jonathan Ortiz
SJW numale cucks that want to flood the country with shitskins and start a 'communist revolution' while paying poor people to have 20 kids and spiking taxes up on anyone with an actual job.
Literally they are the crashing this country with no survivors party, the amount of damage they could do to a place as small as new zealand in a single term is extraordinary
Ryan Cooper
No one hides it, even the gooks hate gooks.
Gavin Sanders
The CEO of ANZ said that our dollar is too strong.
Liam White
Isn't Grant Robinson a fag? Having a faggot pm is a definate no way from me.
Annette King. Too old.
Clayton Cosgrove. Been around forever. Didn't he lose his seat last election? Only in because of high list ranking?
Chris Hipkins. Oh yeah, forgot about him.
Ryder Ward
>look and act like a numale but actually far-right Fuck I wish I had a spine.
Jeremiah Wright
>The only party that will succeed at deflating it is NZ First. Proof? >Greens want to increase military funding? Doesn't sound like them. Spend smarter. Turning the army into a millita relying on part time solders instead of fulltime welfare queens.
Josiah Foster
Whangarei reporting in, depends whereabouts you're moving here really. I live in a relatively decent area on the edge of town so completely in the opposite direction from the ghettos. Epic place to live in summer, not much to do in winter though. And house prices/rent prices are far more affordable compared to Auckland
Jackson Nguyen
The problem I have isn't immigration, it's that it's the wrong type of immigrant, somewhere like Britain could pull up the drawbridge and they'd be fine but we need a far bigger population to account for the amount of infrastructure needed
The problem is we're not shipping in Brits, we're shipping in completely alien cultures so not only do we get stress on social services and housing but we get serious stress on social cohesion, leaving behind a divided and alienated society, it can't go on for very long.
Nicholas Hernandez
They're irrelevant, they need a trump-lite that actually understands trade and is proud to be a man instead of a cuck like Little. They're siding with greens because thats how fucking cucked they are.
Jose Wilson
How the fuck do I emigrate to NZ without a degree in MINT.
I'll have a masters in poliics and economies of east Asia, being able to speak Japanese, which is fucking useles. But at least it's not literature.
Oliver Russell
So uber to his house and knock on his fucking door. Short of that rock up to the police station with your shit and explain your situation, they can probably stick you in a cell for the night
Adrian Brown
> Dollar weak.
But we are now on par with Australia. I'm going there for work next week, bought some cash today from the bank $A400 cost me only $ 412 in real money.
I remember when I was a kid we went there on holiday a kiwi dollar only bought about 70 aussie cents
Benjamin Sullivan
What a lot of chinks do is come here on student visas and then never go home. It's expensive, but you could try that.
James Lopez
Japanese would be a good qualification here, second only to Chinese
So much of our import comes from Asia and half of our export goes there (probably more now)
Ian Brooks
Lol. All kiwis look like star wars extras and that bouncer from your local club. Seriously. Same face every time.
Caleb Rogers
australia stahp
The real problem is hauling things, apparently once place that isn't a $100 a night hotel that's got vacancies is some place called "Loafer's Lodge" but it'd take me the whole day to move my stuff there on foot.
Carter White
You can likely identify me by being a fucking manlet and that all too obvious look of disgust on my face whenever one of the Victoria lot walk past.
Parker Foster
Yeah and then GFC and christchurch earthquakes happened, we got out easy compared to everyone else.
Parker Butler
>Isn't Grant Robinson a fag? Having a faggot pm is a definate no way from me. Yes. That's why he won't win, because he's a poof, both in and out of the bedroom. >Annette King. Too old. That's a benefit. She's down to earth and reminds Clark supporters of that era. She also has a strength that the Labour party desperately news. Little was smart to pick her for co-leader but it might not be enough given Little himself has no charisma at all. >Clayton Cosgrove. Been around forever. Didn't he lose his seat last election? Only in because of high list ranking? He did, but he has an appeal to moderates due to being a good speaker and a likable guy. >Chris Hipkins. Oh yeah, forgot about him. He's easy to forget about. But he's young and good looking, which will get students and women out voting for him. He's also a good speaker. I think he will be Labour leader one day, given how fast he's risen up the party.
Camden Campbell
Exactly thats the point. Its too high and they are trying to lower it for that exact reason. Both nationals policy and the dollar are making the reserve banks job really hard.
Joseph Murphy
>Proof? The source of the housing crisis is immigration. NZ First is the only party that wants to drastically reduce it.
Nolan Mitchell
Jesus Christ, when did this happen. Is the Australian dollar just exceptionally shit at the moment?
Adrian Nelson
Get an uber then.
Angel Reyes
they may want to deflate the housing bubble but they wouldnt know an economy from a tree
Jace White
Their economy is dying, yes, but our dollar is also just strong at the moment. We were up against everything but the USD today, IIRC.
Asher Rivera
I dunno how Uber works and whether they're fine with people using their service to move several hundred litres of stuff.
And I don't like people who charge by time to travel a distance desu
Adam Perez
>It's expensive, but you could try that.
I am fucking poor mate though, kek. But maybe I could work it out. How do they stay with just a student visa? Find a job while they are there?
>Japanese would be a good qualification here, second only to Chinese
Already thought so and plan to expand on that skill. Still I don't know what business role I could fullfil.
Hudson Gutierrez
We should form a Pacific EU style union so all the shitholes keep our currency value down
Noah Wood
Uber lets you set pickup location and dropoff then estimates the average the fare will cost, so you know what you're getting into. It's not really up to us, you need to get your shit together and make a decision instead of making excuses on a chinese basketweaving board
Bentley Sullivan
>ANZ The same ANZ that pays women more money than their male employees? That whole company needs to be gassed
Juan Cooper
>Letting mudslime countries know we exist bad idea desu
Jaxson Phillips
With who? Then we would become the france/germany while all the pollys abuse free movement
Carter Green
Do you know what the deal was with rainbow shit everywhere the other week? I walked past a westpac and i shit you not the entire front wall was a scrolling rainbow
Brody Harris
Just a currency union
Josiah Clark
>How do they stay with just a student visa? Government can't tell unless you go to the airport. They get sponsored by their rich parents in China anyway (buy a house for them to retire to, etc.)
Brayden James
Yeah, pretty soon we're gonna need to cut off the free movement between australia thing as well, they're flooding their country with shitskins that will use it as a backdoor to get over here.
Landon Rivera
Should probs try to stem the yellow tide first
Mason Rogers
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Gavin James
Gay pride week probably but I have no idea and I want to talk about ANZ some more >ANZ will make an additional $500 super contribution to every fixed-term and permanent female employee each year from 8 January 2016 >ANZ estimates that to address the financial challenges presented to women, such as a longer life expectancy, women require 10 per cent more superannuation than men at a retirement age of 65. >Longer life expectancy Those poor women, clearly they need more money thrown at them
Jaxson Reed
Haha wtf, that's illegal immigration.
Cameron Moore
What are you cunts up to on this friday evening? Im currently baked and playing on my 3ds.
>inb4 degenerate
fuck you, nz has always been a stoner country.
Jose Brooks
Ya.
Aiden Cruz
No point. They all sell us and Aussie out in seconds when the Chinese come knocking with free shit.
We are doing the Fijian airport for them, train the Fijian officers, Sent that huge contingent to the cyclone aftermath and intake seasonal workers.
They still talk shit openly infront of our media to our PM.
These cunts aint worth shit.
Mason Phillips
Bow before the Queen, faggits, and swear fealty.
Jeremiah Adams
Dawn raids part II when
Juan Walker
The euro is a basket case because (among other things) they've got different countries running under different monetary policies. NZ would end up having to bail out plebs who can't into balancing books unless you can convince them to let you impose a central monetary policy on them.
This is going to end up killing the euro in the next eurozone crisis.
Mason Rodriguez
>NZ would end up having to bail out plebs who can't into balancing books We already do that. The Pacific islands don't have anything resembling economies outside of tourism (which is owned by foreigners).
Bentley Walker
Lads is this a good breakfast or is it a meme?
What do you guys have to start the day?
Henry Rivera
We need to stem immigration period, but if we take immigrants i don't really care what race they are if they assimilate and bring tonnes of money in. Mainland chinese are a bad idea but people from hong kong and taiwan are pretty good.
Wow fuck those guys, is ASB like that? I've been ASB my whole life and they always treated me really, really well.
Shitposting on a taiwanese knitting board, wondering why i'm talking about politics instead of opening up steam, overwatch or unreal
Evan Gomez
Its my pre work breakfast.
Its a good way to get a solid amount of carbs down pretty quick.
Doesnt look sickly like shit like cocoa pops either.
Camden Clark
Give me the downlow, I'm in Smellington, too, might be able to help.
Owen Martin
One mocha and no food till lunch, weet-bix is pretty alright though desu
Ian Ward
C U N T S
Sebastian Edwards
Lads, who is the guy with Nige in the photo?
Jonathan Torres
I don't like breakfast. I eat it, but it's a struggle.
Brandon Allen
Winston Peters.
Jack James
>is ASB like that not sure man, I can't even remember how I found out about ANZ's little scheme.
Mason Diaz
Raw rolled oats and milk, I make it porridge if it's chilly
Oliver Russell
I thought this was brit/pol/ REEEEEEEEEE
Liam Peterson
Oats in winter, Weet-bix in summer.
Asher Barnes
I got the shiteye from a fat PIL today after questioning out loud why socialist are allowed to exist. And maybe for following up with "Can't we just kill them all?"
Funniest thing I've seen all week.
Juan Lopez
*Rt Hon Winston Peters
Christ m8.
Dont make me do that again.
James Bell
Weetbix are great if you wanna shit your pants on the commute to work.
