You wake up in Chelyabinsk

>You wake up in Chelyabinsk
wat do

get hit by a meteor

But, I woke up in Irkutsk!

Chelyabi...
Home.
At least it was before I fucked everything up

J-Jesus?

why does this look like a post nuclear war town

get killed by snork

You've played too much metro

*accident, if it was a war the city would be destroyed, mostly or partially

Great because i AM finally a based Russian

>get killed by snork
>Russia

Yes?

snork only in Ukraine

It would be a pretty nice city if they demolished all the buildings and and all the lifeless trees.

ELLO BLAYZES NOFUKEZ EAR

learn how to tolerste more vodka. try to find a decent girl. work at the local mine. dance at the rythm of the local accordionist. look deep into my soul as i stand in this empty land.

watch to window and injure

Kill myself

meet NFKRZ

Try to become buddies with Ivan and Nikolai, have a comfy time with my bros and get a cute gf.

Then move back home before the depression kills me.

No, I didn't. I just woke up in my own bed.

>lifeless trees
It's winter, user.