>You wake up in Chelyabinsk
wat do
You wake up in Chelyabinsk
get hit by a meteor
But, I woke up in Irkutsk!
Chelyabi...
Home.
At least it was before I fucked everything up
J-Jesus?
why does this look like a post nuclear war town
get killed by snork
You've played too much metro
*accident, if it was a war the city would be destroyed, mostly or partially
Great because i AM finally a based Russian
>get killed by snork
>Russia
Yes?
snork only in Ukraine
It would be a pretty nice city if they demolished all the buildings and and all the lifeless trees.
ELLO BLAYZES NOFUKEZ EAR
learn how to tolerste more vodka. try to find a decent girl. work at the local mine. dance at the rythm of the local accordionist. look deep into my soul as i stand in this empty land.
watch to window and injure
Kill myself
meet NFKRZ
Try to become buddies with Ivan and Nikolai, have a comfy time with my bros and get a cute gf.
Then move back home before the depression kills me.
No, I didn't. I just woke up in my own bed.
>lifeless trees
It's winter, user.