They're taking this to the next level

They're taking this to the next level.

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Jesus christ...

WHEN

buddy dont get up to high lol

The fuck? What David Blaine esque kino is this from?

this cant be real

lmfao pathetic

>wearing those shoes
Jesus Christ Orlando

>Moar liek Dead Manlets Never Learn

this has to be a shoop

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What the fuck is Johnny Depps problem?

When will they learn?

he's sitting on a stool retards

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>be one of the richest men in Hollywood
>be sex symbol
>can slay any puss you want
>still insecure about height

How can multi millionaires still care about their height
like come on nigger you could fuck every single woman on this planet and you're still embarassed about a couple centimeters
what the fuck is wrong with them

MFW its real
zimbio.com/photos/Johnny Depp/Orlando Bloom/Premiere Disney andnd Jerry Bruckheimer Films/Ais0FMVJr-w

would you rather be a manlet with hair or a bald tallbro?

think carefully, there is only one correct answer.

it's possible to pull off a bald head

it's impossible to pull off anything if you're a manlet

pls delete that first picture, Kitt is not a manlett they're just tall

RDJ is probably the most pathetic of all manlets across this planet

Their income is directly related to their public image and appearance.

All it takes is one unflattering photo that makes the round in the press and gets ridiculed and their income is diminished significantly.

were they hoping itd be cropped

what's more preposterous is the non manlets who still behave like they are. Someone like RDJ or cruise for instance is actually short, it's when you see these 5ft10 guys standing on their tiptoes it's even more bizarre

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2 meters tall 105kg, bald
its really not bad desu

Hey at least Frodo owns it, you never see him standing on his toes like a faggot

Robert Downey Jr is the funniest because you can tell how insecure he is about it. he's put millions into shoe heightening technology.

literally heroin

>Robert Downey Jr is the funniest because you can tell how insecure he is about it. he's put millions into shoe heightening technology.

Oh god I can see it

He's got some kind of fucked up tippy toe timberlands

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's funny how the shortest ones are the least insecure and not standing on their tip toes.

He's the Tony Stark of manlet technology

Worst part is how blatantly obvious it looks, and how insecure about his height it makes him seem. Streisand effect right there.

I want to see how he walks in those things

>Durrrr being short is dumb xD

Is that Kaya?

Holy fuck. What happened to her face?

Whoa settle down little guy

HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE user TALL PEOPLE ARE SO PATHETIC IM GLAD WERE NOT TALL LIKE THOSE ENT LOOKING MAN OGRES

hahahahahahahahahaha ;_;

Fuck off Shortround

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short guys do have bigger penises

how do people over 5'7 compensate for smaller dicks?

>tfw 5'8" and I literally don't give a shit, it's never affected my life in any way and I'm married to my hot wife who is 5'4" and we love each other very much.

B L A C K E D

kit isn't 5'8 lmao

5'8 isn't quite manlet status either

Chart is outdated, Robin Williams gained 3 inches of height just before he died

right hand is of molester proportions tho, how is that possible

>5'8 isn't quite manlet status

How the fuck are they floating? Magic?

JUST

Captain America Civil Warâ„¢

Every time we have a manlet thread there's at least one fuck who's apparently not insecure with his height but nonetheless feels the need to reassure us of his confidence in an anonymous mexican papantla flyers image-based forum.

My 4'10 friend slays more pussy than anyone
I know

Damn Seth Green aged like shit

are you ok man, don't focus on it just live your life

5'6 is where manlet status begins. I know you're baiting, but there are poor little dudes who take this shit seriously, and they take serious hits to their self esteem because of it. Anything low than 5'7 is manlet status tho and at that point you have to learn to live with it.

>tfw my friend is 5'2" and decent looking in the face but I know he'll never get above 3/10 pussy

:(

>5'6 is where manlet status begins

Maybe if you're in some mosquito-ridden shithole in South America or the Far East

you can see the shoe goes up 3-4 inches up his pant leg. wow

I live in America where the average is 5'9 in the vast majority of the country.

same thing I guess

Their whole existence and relevance is based on their public image.

According to /fit/ the average is now 6ft1 or so lmao

Manlet in the western world is anyone under 6, don't bother deluding yourself. In Nord countries its anyone under 6'2

That's 'next level' shit

I hurt myself today.

Doesn't OP's image debunk this since it says Depp is taller than Bardem?

How can they keep getting away with it?

Hmm dunno, better ask Vin Diesel and the Rock

short actors are so pathetic

t. MIDF

when will they learn?

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World average height is 6'1'' don't let anyone tell you any different

>men of decent height are losers!
Really makes me think.

It's really not.
You can count the number of countries where the average height is above 6 foot on your hand.

psychologytoday.com/blog/insight-is-2020/201401/short-men-why-women-arent-attracted-enough-date-them

See, if you weren't a manlet the joke wouldn't fly over your head :^)

So there's 31 of them?

Bloom's knees are bent so he must be sitting on something.

Christ man

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>5'8
Don't believe his manlet lies

that one casting choice that ruined an entire franchise

>married
Stopped reading there

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>even though he was 5ft 7in
are they trying to imply that isn't short?

>tfw 5'11 in a country with a average height of 5'6 for males and 5'1 for females

Feels great desu

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Manlets are sub-human.

Why is it ok for women to get boobjobs but not for men to get leg extension surgery?
I'm going to do it next year, I'm sick of being a manlet. Soon I will be 6" masterrace.

Pathetic

Enjoy your wheelchair by 40.

>she will never slobber all over your non manlet cock to get in more movies yl

Lmao the girl looks different

how so?

Jesus, I am glad I grew to be 6'5".

DeVito is the guy with the most confidence out of all of them.

He gives zero fucks.

You're fucking breaking and resetting your bones that you walk on every day.

You can't possibly think this is a good idea

I don't get why actresses are generally so tall.
Tall isn't more attractive - most porn stars are fucking tiny.