Why were the Trojans so retarded?

Why were the Trojans so retarded?

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But there's no wall or guard tho

They weren't retarded. The Acheans had abandoned their camp on purpose to make it look like they had given up on the war. The Trojans believed that if they damaged or refused to take in the horse it would offend the gods

The Trojan prophet Cassandra said that there were Greeks inside, but she had been cursed by the gods (apparently) so that nobody would every believe her prophesies

They were turks.

It's just a story

against liberalism

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never heard of that. Wow we really fucked up.

that's still retarded

>comedy
>not Tragicomedy

Yeah well the Trojan horse is much less deceptive in your case, Kraftwerk, but you're still letting it in

I don't think they ever imagined for one second that we could ever be stupid enough to take it as an instruction manual. It was a farce, but now it's a reality.

Yeah Apollo cursed that bitch. ALSO, Sinon was a rhetorical mastermind, and Athena straight up murdered the guy trying to expose the horse for what it really was, so the Trojans were pretty doomed

Time running out Pierre...

Stop being retarded. Comedy referred to any play that wasn't a tragedy. You couldn't have a combination by definition.

Try sleeping it off m8...

what a fucking dumb cartoon, it's like the most obvious metaphor possible

you don't even need the dialogue either. just pure shit

>wen u a deer and u dead but got a get well baloon

This happens a lot where I live. Lol.

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Enjoy my dear burger...

No Turk so much as stepped foot in Anatolia until the 10th Century.

Many trojans actually warned the king, but the old king was a retarded senile fuck.

He was the same guy who's daughter dreamt the future but never believed her, yet when a prophecy of his son was said to destroy his country, he happily leaves him to die at days old in a field where he was later found and adopted by sheep hoarders.

Still it the Trojan war was really all Orpheus's fault.

>Orpheus, son of Apollo, invites all the gods to his wedding
>except discord, goddess of chaos
>discards pissed so she decides to start some shit
>steals a golden Apple from Hera's tree and writes "to the fairest" on it.
>tosses it in front of the 3 most vain goddesses
>Hera, Athena and Aphrodite
>they all claim it was meant for them
>tell Zeus to decide
>Zeus, who's hobbies are fucking women and not much else smells a trap
>says he can't possibly decide because he's biased.
>Hera is his wife, Athena his daughter and Aphrodite his niece he totally wants to bang
>so they decide to ask a nearby mortal
>he's a sheep hoarder who was adopted by his parents after the king and queen had left him to die
>the goddesses ask him which onenis the fairest and offer prizes for choosing them
>Hera offers wealth beyond his wildest dreams
>Athena offers guidance so he is the greates military leader of all time
>Aphrodite offers the love of the most beautiful woman in the world
>he picks Aphrodite, kidnaps Helen of Troy to be his wife, starts a war that destroys his fathers country fulfilling his birth prophecy because she was already married to another king
The rest is the Trojan war and Iliad.
And all Orpheus had to do to avoid this was invite discord to his wedding.
Yup.

Yeah, and immortal men were real as well as facial reconstruction magic and castration elves.

damn it's a good thing they circled the balloon in red and put text all over the screen it took me a min lol XXXD

Have to point it out to retards.