ITT we cast the metroid movie
ITT we cast the metroid movie
you want to cast a fatty?
giv muscle gf
Metroid is a guy though.
>fatty
>muscle
Pick one.
Also samus isn't a musclebound freak.
>Calls women with less than hourglass figures fridges.
>Calls women with hourglass figures fat.
Maybe you're just gay, user.
Metroid is a robot
kek, that chicks ass prob looks like two hefty bags filled w/ cottage cheese.
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don't mind me, just posting best giant
>Mia Sand
>fat
holy shit
Are you blind?
Too thick for Samus. She is thick but not that thick. Also tall, but then again I can' tell how tall that girl is from this photo alone.
She needs to put on muscle and magically grow atleast a C-cup.
I like you, but the pusy poster is better desu
Charlize Theron would have been perfect 15-10 years ago.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS SEMEN DEMON
expertly crafted b8?
kek
She looks like Blake Lively went on a steroids and Big Macs bender.
Just fuck men you closet cases.
>grow atleast a C-cup.
delet your post and then delete the thought form your skull
listed as 5'10
fairly tall for a woman. Easy enough to make her look taller on film
good meme
especially when it's for jew gf
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Emily Blunt
>wanting to cast a washed up danish pornstar with bolt on tits
Its not just about height but being fit. Which as we saw from terminator genisys and ghost in the shell, this is simply asking too much out of most modern actresses
>She looks like Blake Lively went on a steroids and Big Macs bender.
kek and not wrong desu
she can cast my fatty if you catch my drift
>huge ass
>big tits
>u gay XD
>emily blunt will NEVER step on your balls
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)
This is a woman who ONLY fucks black guys
Babydick detected
t. Tyrone
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lmao demonstrably false
>pornstar
post links
Metroid: Fusion
Taylor Swift as Samus
Debicki as SA-X
Lots of forced lesbionics
Mia Sand
Hi Jamal.
(jk....I know you're a neckbeard)
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Why would someone wearing a power suit need to be muscular?
samus doesn't have a concave ass tho
Bird DNA
bwahahahahaha.....this is what you fat nerds are slobbering over?
>Just fuck men you closet cases.
yep
don't listen to the other guy, you're better than the pusy poster
s-she's not fat she's thicc
haha but what if they both dressed up in SS uniforms and spitroasted you with 12 inch strapons haha
>Metroid movie
how do you consider making it? it would be total ridiculous if the protag would turn herself into a ball, like in the game
'she' looks like a middle linebacker
Babydick confirmed
y-you too :3
his name's justin bailey, you idiots
There already is a Metroid movie and it completely ruined the franchise
hi fatty.
Shouldn't you get back to your comic books?
Jennifer Lawrence
>plenty of sexist white aliens getting beat up by "yes, I'm a girl!"
>What's the matter, can't beat a girl?
>any supporting male characters are either completely useless or gay
>has a lesbian lover with short hair and a muscular build.
>aliens want to build space wall and their leader sounds like Donald Trump
>"sorry to Trump your plans, bigot!"
Pure kino
I hate him. Pusy poster is always based.
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too many imposers that ruin it
I'd have to put a cast on my fatty after she's done riding me.
Push up bras, virgin. How do you think they made Angelina look like Lara Croft? Do you think her tits are really that big? What about SIgourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest? Bryce Dallas Howard in Gold?
True. I think 5'10" is doable. Just cast people shorter than her and film for certain angles. If they could make Michael Keaton look convincing as Batman they can do just about anything.
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they could just paint her shoulders red and save some cash on costumes
>be manlet
>would commit murder and sell my soul to be dommed by a tall, muscular and thicc woman
my soul yearns for it
if I see that goddamn spic ONE more time
Amy Schumer as Kraid
*phone ring*
"its me hellol pls b frend"
she's a couple of orders to Dominoes away from playing (pic related)
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Go on...
man
old
man
womanlet
ugly face
twig
weird lookin
me2
What mode is this?
I'd let her give me aids
>hating on based Pedro
come out of the closet you freaks.
This is NOT feminine.
samus isn't some roided up tranny you retards. jesus
The franchise is too dumb to make a movie.
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Severely underrated comment
most of Sup Forums autists want to get pegged by a buffed female.
you should probably just hang yourself now and end the years of confusion.
baka
Sup Forums is a bunch of bluepilled neckbeards.
That's basically what she is. Bird DNA is one hell of a drug
>swn choke you from behind while giving you a hand so rough you cry
;_;
nigga go to a truckstop and get fucked by a trucker. Stop kidding yourself.
you're not straight.
Fucking low test in this thread. Mia Sand is a goddess, y'all gay if yo don't appreciate her
wow dont be rude to me pls
I wanna strangle fuck her, that's my kink. I don't know why every other muscle fetishist wanna be dominated, my fetish I wanna break them.
Why a trucker? That's pretty specific there, user..
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Homosexuals
>goddamn spic
Pedro is the best thing that's ever come out of Chloe Moretz's career.
hola redito
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haha
shills or closet homosexuals?
I'm convinced THICC is (((THICC)))
No one is into this shit irl. Or almost no one.
Post watermelon gif
Ok, I'm convinced.
It's (((shills)))
>((()))
Fuck off to your own containment board already.
Hi Schlomo
Keep posting pics of trannies to try and fuck up the neckbeards.