HOw long does yarn take to dissolve in urine/cum. A little bit of fine yarn seems struck in my urethra...

HOw long does yarn take to dissolve in urine/cum. A little bit of fine yarn seems struck in my urethra. I only feel a little bit discomfort after peeing, what should I do? Should I jack off or try peeing it out? Please advise frinds,I am serious here.

You what

Excuse me what

Yeah

yes.

Did you shove yarn up your dickhole?

2-3 days
cheers

yeah,by mistake

let's summon med Sudanon

by mistake but not on accident.

while fapping some yarn got stuck, and stupid me fapped again so it went deeper. any advise?

Excuse me

>superpower by 2020

Isn't this a normal problem though, hair getting stuck during sex? why ppl so surprised.

what has superpower got to do with it? It's a pretty serious situation here brother.

>I but yarn in my urethra by mistake
What the fuck
How?

indian women have yarn pubes?

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Post pics pls OP

of what? yarn isn't visible now.

HAHAHAHAHA

how about you fucking answer my question dickhead

Is that your fetish mate?

i don't appreciate this dude just ignoring me t bh

no one likes you man

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Ignore it and hope to god it resolves itself.

WHAT THE FUCK I JUST MASTURBATE AFTER READ THIS THREAD AND TINY STRING CUM OUT MY DICK

Open penus

Huh?

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better get it removed. yarn has a lot of surface area that can host bacteria.

reminds me of that candle wax story

Admin put me in the screen cap

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The yarn now is nutrients for your peepee

yeah by Palahniuk

>India

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Go see a doctor. Last thing you want is a UTI.

Go see a doctor why would you ask Sup Forums this.

Also wash your hands poop isn't lube.

Try taking hydrochlorotiazide to make yourself piss until you don't feel it anymore.

If you're getting fever, go to the doctor.

By the way i'm a doctor.