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...for you
And for Astolfo

This is what Liech-chan and Ita-chan do when they want to be FUCKED

That's true but don't post that for anyone...

>pic related
Yay or nay
Liech you have to reply you too

Christmas holiday ah? nice one lah, enjoy lah you this week got
Ey Merry Christmas

Embrace it la

Not a single ausfag ITT fuck you general fags.

Do muslims celebrate christmas in Malaysia?

Reading the SCP series

Magyarorszag should be free.

Here i am

Younger ones yeah, in clubs and malls, away from their family. Not so much a religious celebration, more to consumerist fashion where it's cool to emulate the west.

Holy fuck dude, I was playing around with Manglish it was pretty hard to write it down since I don't use it myself. How does it come naturally to the chinese and indians?

It doesn't come naturally to me. It's usually less educated people who use it more extensively, most people I know only use it sparingly.

Refer to this spectrum here

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singlish#Sociolect_continuum

far left (basilect) is fucked up, most people I know fall between the middle and far right

You are more honest than the jap desu
>Austria-Hungary
>Hungary should be free
Wtf

Also this could've be the best country in the world, fuck those serbians
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_of_Greater_Austria

pic not related

don't understand AHfags
Hungary must be free, and Cisleithania except for Galicia, Bukovina, and the Italian land west of the Isonzo should be part of Germany

I look at the mirror~
Today I feel attractive...why It's like that?
I am not a narcisist

You are attractive!

I like simple country and germany is not one of them, their history is unironically a clusterfuck
There are no elegance in them
I like the new german state after ww2 when old things just got purged

I am far right because I'm autistic in my spelling and never really knew text speak. Almost all-Malay friends so I never get to "practice" my Manglish so that's something

>honest
I'm too honest tbf, been a problem in my life since I could speak

>old things just got purged
>Luxembourg, Austria, and Sissystein still exist
Simplicity is a unified Deutschland.

At home and on the Internet I speak perfect English without a s*Ngaporean accent, with my friends I use it a bit. But much of Singlish is actually very foreign to me, since my parents didn't grow up speaking English and first used it in daily life when they were in university in Australia.

I'm n-not a narcisist I swear
I don't know why maybe there are the hair

But you're very cute, user! Don't lie to yourself that you don't look good!

shhh im sleeping so that i can get drunk with the kiwis and aussies later

You can stay here if you want
It's good to have more friends in /ausnz/
Just post cute anime pic :3
Germany shouldn't be this big
Only bad things happens when german autism is concentrate

Fear not! Both Sweden and Greece are bigger than Germany!
And westernised Iran is VERY big!
Germany is small in comparison.

In 2 I will be drunk aswell so wait for me
Fuck I hope that I don't end up posting pic of my hand
You are probably more cuter than I am
I have no confidence in me and I have paranoia in doing even the simplest task
Like creating a new thread

>tfw fantasy Iran, India and China are all about the same size of ~4 million sqkm

*In 2 hours

3-4 million rather, desu

I don't have paranoia over Sup Forums posts but I have paranoia over everything important in real life, like sending an email, signing up for a website, etc
And ESPECIALLY meeting new people

I have anxiety and paranoia
Everytime before an exams my tummy hurts
Even for simple exams, when they ask my name in front of everyone is the worst part, I feel like fainting
God why I write this I am so pathetic

>Everytime before an exams my tummy hurts
Anxiety clears the bowels, this is perfectly normal

> when they ask my name in front of everyone is the worst part, I feel like fainting
okay this is not normal
Your social anxiety is probably worse than mine

You are used because you alredy live in a big city when everyone mind their own business
Here the feeling is different they seem to look after you and judge everything you say or do
I get uneasy when judged by others
I can't perform at my best (even when It's proved that I am better than this) if others stare at me
At least here we are under a screen

Others = stranger
If a oerson is my friend then all the problem disappear
It's with new people the problem

>From Oz
Huh, explains all that time I questioned if you were even Singaporean

I only have my waifu, I don't watch anime

>I can't perform at my best (even when It's proved that I am better than this) if others stare at me
This is normal though, people always complain when the teacher looks at their paper during a test.

My mum is Malaysian Chinese. They were just in Oz for university.
I'm a SG citizen.

Your waifu is great

Only one last thing
As the time pass I've become more cynical toward life and I become more out in touch with how the people care about you
So I replace one problem with another
Right now I am in the middle

good heritage
seems like Singapores gonna be the next Taiwan. Word is Penang is expelling its poorer chinks and Indonesia absolutely hate chinks so where to go? Your butt lah.

Thanks

>As the time pass I've become more cynical toward life and I become more out in touch with how the people care about you
That's pretty normal too isn't it? You just need to fix your social anxiety m8

>poorer
Nah, my entire extended family on my maternal side is still in Penang/Ipoh/wherever.
It's more brain drain than expulsion.

Good morning guys.

Cool I didn't know you were a mix
Half-indonesian half-malaysian
I have anxiety only with stranger and only if they interract with me I am not freaked to walk on the street
With friends it's all right

Good morning~
I'm going off to sleep now, see you tomorrow!

Good morning buddy :]
How's your day?

I'm 100% ethnically Chinese though

Bye~

China is big It's like saying 100% European

Aww well sweet dreams buddy.
Have a good sleep.

Hey hey, how was your day matey?
I've just woken up.

In a hour I will go out with my normie friends in order to get drunk
Then probably after I finish I will post strange things in your thread :P

Ah going for some late Birthday drinks?
I enjoy a good drunk post, you'll love it.
I'm looking forward to the messy posts you come up with.

Yes my Birthday drinking actually
It would be the second time that I drunkposting
The first time (1 month ago) my post receive 10 reply I hope I will not be so cringe
(It was a post on how I loved Europe kek)

Do you lads have any new year's resolution?

yes ending this charade in one way or another

morning mare
gonna wait for more kiwis to arrive so i can get drunk with you in celebration

To suck less in life every year
Jokes aside I didn't ever make a year resolution I find them silly :P

He's is birthday too?

>yes ending this charade in one way or another
what?
>Jokes aside I didn't ever make a year resolution I find them silly
Same for me actually. Except for this year when I'll try to quit smoking

>smoking
Ahia
It's difficult to stop, luckily I manage to avoid this addiction
Hope you the best ;)

nah first day of holiday
but im gonna drink on you too
am talking about changing my life and if that not works end it

>Hope you the best ;)
Cheers mate
>am talking about changing my life
Hope it will work out for ye

We will be all drunk good ;)
I hope at least I have to drink many beers/wines to get drunk I have a natural resistance to alcohol

*Drunk together
Don't get this high expectation for only a year, you will regret this
Change will happen but slowly you don't change your life in a day (unfortunate event aside)

>The first time (1 month ago) my post receive 10 reply I hope I will not be so cringe
Ah don't worry about
I did some drunkposting, I never looked at what I posted
too embarrassed
Hopefully you'll have fun.

Nah I've got a horrible track record for New Years resolutions
so I just never bother anymore.

>no thief gf

>Nah I've got a horrible track record for New Years resolutions
>so I just never bother anymore.
Most people don't go through with them

gonna take shower now when im back thise lasybones better are awake

>no girlfriend

Says a lot about how seriously people take them.

You know damn well they won't be up yet.
It's 8am and it's the holidays, everyone is gonna be sleeping in.

I never had any expectations because there are not big project that you can fullfil in only a year

A new years resolution shouldn't be a big project
it should be a little self improvement to make yourself a better person.

Never had one
I'm alredy perfect :^)

Have to go
See you hopefully later

Lucky you!
Alright later gator.

Yo this general is pretty gay

Yup.

stop being gay

Would anyone here be interested in having a cute American bf?

No.
I'm not gay sorry.

Good morning lads, feels strange not to be working on a Saturday

It's not really gay if were both wearing girl clothes

Good morning buddy.

thats kinda gay

morning mate

Good evening.

>kinda
Yes, but it's not 100% gay.

Why do these threads always attract yanks looking for kiwi cock, just give up it's never gonna happen

because kiwis are tasty and they are probably too expensive in america to buy

>kiwi cock
Ew wtf. I'm looking for big Australian cock.

Ew, I don't know why you'd want that but good luck, there aren't even any aussies in here at the moment

you are here and thats enough

Who wouldn't want a huge Australian cock? Yes, there does seem to be a lack of Australians. I shall return at a different time.

I'm not an aussie
Please don't

you are you and thats important

>Please don't
Does that mean you want me to stay? W-well I guess I can.

No what I meant was don't come back, we have enough slutty yanks who constantly show up looking for bfs as it is

The more Americans the better, right?

no

(You)

Huh? Why do you dislike us?

Your countrymen are for the most part extremely annoying

What do you find annoying about my countrymen?

well where should i start...
>the constant self rightcousness and arrogance
>le 56%
>constant babbling about skin color
>ebin drumpf

now lets look at the real world
>yea better to invade a bunch of countries and obliterate teir economy
>yes we beat those nazis we practically unfailable
>im american im something better

ect. ect.