User, buy me tampons!

user, buy me tampons!

>Perfect woman
>Still gets periods

Yes, the perfect woman would still have a functioning reproductive system.

maybe it's only a few a year like being on depo provera or something

The perfect woman would have an eternally perfect uterus that didn't need to shed it's lining every month.

No you'll just use them for Hydra

Fun fact, few other species have the pronounced, unpleasant monthly cycles that human females do. Not even other major species of ape. It's us, a species of rodent or two, and maybe some other oddball outliers.

Female Captain America could use her womb to create Hydra operatives.

I'll bet that's because we don't eat what nature thinks we will anymore. Our reproductive systems are eternally running in debug mode, which is all clunky but functional.

No, you move

Only if you wipe your unmentionables on that flag, there is white, blue, but we need some red.

>using tampons
WHY ARE YOU SOME KIND OF COMMUNIST?
ONLY COMMUNISTS USE TAMPONS

Why isn't the living symbol of freedom FREE BLEEDING?

Why would I do that? Do you EVEN know what myspace is?

She's probably a stinky neet like the original so that's doubtful

Fine, I'll do it myself!

THE TREE OF LIBERTY MUST BE REFRESHED FROM TIME TO TIME WITH BLOOD

>evil Stephanie Rogers routinely births super soldier Hydra agents

*menstrual blood

I'm getting Tebra tf flashbacks

Now I want evil Cap as a Hydra mistress.

Its because this enables the egg to bond deeper into tissue.

Apes that stands near the humans, snout rodent and bats are the biggest groups

>and maybe some other oddball outliers
... like dogs. One recently bled over my shoes at work. Weird dog. It once used my office as a toilet.
>sitting in my office working
>fluffy dog comes in, sits down on lino floor then leaves.
>me see nothing odd.
>owner walks past my door - and stops dead, face frozen in horror.
>turns out the dog left an ocean on my floor.

So dogs can be oddballs AND outliers.

Dogs do not have menstrual cycles in any species or breed. That one just shit blood all over you.