JACK SBARRO

JACK SBARRO

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i liked him desu

mhmm Noosa

Salazar did nothing wrong

I was about to post that.
He literally did nothing wrong. He butchered filthy pirates, and I wanted to see more of his backstory.

killed innocent navy ships for giggles

"the bri'ish empire runs dis shit"

reminder than britain and spain were enemies.

What the fuck was he thinking appearing in this film?

im gonna be a good character in a good movie

he was pretty much the only character.

>Barbosa ded

so the saga is done, right

no because they got my man davy jones back

hes came back to life before dumbass

>ANDALE ANDALE ARRIBA ARRIBA YEEHAA

Another user said Barbossa should have swapped places with Will to be the captain of the Dutchman after drowning and I'm actually really mad they didn't do that. Could have left everyone on good terms and written him out if they had to, or minimised his role, but nah let's just have him take a dive for the new protagonist

Thinking about buying another mansion in the Spanish Isles.

It was overwhelmingly meh.

Exactly what I expect from a Pirates movie, nothing more nor less.

I hate that they advertised this as "the final adventure" when they're gonna cocktease Davy Motherfucking Jones.

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so he could redeem it

that was before the broken curse meme.

they advertised it as the beginning of the final adventure
get ready for 100 new pirate movies

Are we suddenly talking about pizzas here?

By the way, are those Sbarro pizzas
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I want my Sbarro pizzas to be
E X T R A T H I C C
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C
because those pizzas are the most delicious.

I remember when they still had a Sbarro around me, and the logo looked like this.

When I was young and innocent.

>I want to kill all the Pirates of The Carribean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
tried walking out right there but the aneurysm caught me first