It’s been a tumultuous month for Her Majesty’s Government — and that’s just regarding their pets. As well as an ongoing turf war between No 10’s cat Larry and the Foreign Office’s chief mouser Palmerston, there is now a third feline on the scene. The Treasury have today announced that they have fostered their own cat, by the name of Gladstone.
However just in case that wasn’t enough animal mayhem for Westminster hacks to take, Mr S understands that a new top dog may be about to enter the frame. Philip Hammond is considering moving his pet terrier Rex to No.11.
>I managed to go get shopping and come back in time to a new brit/pol/
Feelsgoodman
Eli Bell
nth for highly lewd, highly illegal banned Karen feet.
Hunter Peterson
nth for there's nothing wrong with trannies
Camden Howard
Whats her name?
Parker Butler
>British government tries to sell you out >resist >get called traitors >war starts >volunteer on mass to serve Britain >die >people British government were trying to sell you out to stab them in the back and side with the enemy apologise
Lads - if it was real, would you enlist in Spectrum?
Carter Baker
The Government is now full of pro-brexit pets.
Michael Butler
you still have to go back
Andrew Wood
>euro area bank stress test gets released tonight >Deutsche bank and most Italian banks are going to fail >they are releasing it on Friday evening so that they have time to damage control before the markets open >mfw the 2016 market meltdown starts on Monday
Jason Hall
now the faggot will pretend to have been here 7 years
Oliver Hernandez
>tfw thunderbirds, captain scarlet and stingray have all melded together in your memory
Jaxon Davis
>her
Jeremiah Hernandez
note that this is coming from torygraph!!
if common currency is kill then the EU may have a fair chance of surviving desu (and it may not be a bad thing if you add a few more tweaks)
Julian Anderson
The Daily Star thinking the navy's five inch guns meant they were five inches long. They've since corrected the story.
Nathaniel Robinson
>note that this is coming from torygraph!! They're quoting an independent watchdog-IMF report
Brandon Robinson
kek
Zachary Phillips
>7 years I never said that. Aren't you the Y**D brown-nosing leaf?
Gavin Anderson
top kek
Ryan Gray
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Nicholas Gomez
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Josiah Foster
no I tell him go home to 8ch all the time, just like I tell you to get your pro-merchant redditcuck ass the fuck outta here. you'd know that if you really were from around here
John Bell
>>euro area bank stress test gets released tonight It does? Or you memeing lad?
Jack Wright
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James Jenkins
very much so, but still I wouldn't have expected it to print (or post online vOv) something like that in the midst of all of those silly cuts
Caleb Rodriguez
Toothbrushes are longer than five inches right?
Mason Diaz
Wtf kek
Noah Rodriguez
We already enlisted. The only difference is we enlisted on the autism spectrum.
Robert Allen
Yeah is happening, give me a sec I don't have a source other than the FT
Isaac Rivera
how can you be both a professional journalist and that retarded
Nolan Cox
Yes, they must have some small ass toothbrushes.
Isaac Thompson
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Elijah Bailey
You don't remember the leaf who praised him for performing "Corbyn-like" purges? Anyway, maybe you should make a Can/pol/, you have too many problems with le weedman to worry about British politics.
Sebastian Walker
perhaps it was the token member of the team if you know what i mean
Gavin Howard
>sweating pepe I bet you've been measuring your cock against a toothbrush and got worried about 5 inch toothbrushes and your cock not being longer than it...
Wyatt Hughes
Kalindra Chan
Easton Anderson
oh i understand
Jeremiah Perez
in the last week he was our bulwark against you pro-merchant faggots invading from reddit, since you're from reddit and weren't here before that you aren't aware that I told him to go back to 8ch pretty much every time he posted
Gabriel Hall
>mfw I have a "training day" at work tomorrow taking my passport just in case the Border Force try anything lads
Dylan Jenkins
Should I start doing archery, clay pigeon shooting, and rifle shooting? They're all offered at my uni and seem enjoyable.
like you know anything about brit/pol/, redditcuck who's been here 4 days
Isaiah Lopez
>"The overwhelming majority of politicians and the intelligentsia back the EU, vote remain guys!" >"Oh my god, the desires and views of the 48% are literally not being represented" Pick one and only one
William Thompson
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Asher Clark
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Grayson James
worry.jpg
Aaron Morales
It's a L/50 calibre toothbrush.
Andrew Evans
Mud blood for Zika Chan!
Parker Long
Her feet are oversized and unfeminine.
Nicholas Johnson
mud blood for zika chan
oh shit you brits are going to need toothbrush permits now
Ayden Butler
istreetwatch.co.uk/ Any of you lads remember this? also, theyve accepted some of the reports you lot put in , see pic
Aaron Foster
did anybody put in the rabbi getting gassed on the spot one?
Nathan Wilson
Not only that but The Independent are reporting on these reports as though they have "exclusive access", the disingenuous cunts.
Easton Lopez
Mud blood for Zika Chan
Jaxson Gonzalez
Stop ;/ I want to lick them a lot.
Jordan Clark
FOR NOTHING.
Andrew Fisher
MUD BLOOD FOR ZIKA CHAN
Bentley Wood
>I was racially abused by anti-semites outside my local synagogue the I was verbally attacked by a gang of middle eastern youths who called me all sorts of names like 'butcher' or 'vampire' or 'monster' I quickly tried to hurry past them as they spat at me and insulted me viciously when a car suddenly came out of nowhere and some racist goys started throwing bacon, chicken nuggets and prawns at us from their car window while yelling racist slogans like 'fuck off we're full' and 'this is our england' the youths scattered at the sight of the bacon and since shellfish and pork products arent kosher I ended up having to crawl under a nearby mitsubishi verada sedan as it rained streaks of bacon and rotten prawns all around us at this point the youths seemed to have forgotten about me and decided to attack the car carrying the racists who then sped off with one of them pointing their arse out the window and taking a shit onto the street while the youths chased the car i quickly scuttled out from under my hiding place over the non-kosher prawns and ran to the Bradford Reform Synagogue where I had to be calmed down by my Rabbi I am absolutely appalled by this behaviour, I emigrated to the UK from Israel 20 years ago to set up my jewelers in Bradford and I am ashamed that the jewish community still has to suffer these racist attacks from bigots I voted leave in the Bremain referendum and I hang an EU flag from my front window right next to my Israeli flag I'm just as British as the next person and I demand to be treated fairly I only hope when the labour party gets back into power that they can fix all these racists and stop their attacks >Did anyone speak up or offer support? >When I went to my Synagogue and told them about what happened my community members were all shocked and appalled at what I had just suffered and needless to say the jewish community in Bradford stands with the message of multiculturalism and diversity as it is the only way to defeat these
Alexander Perez
The acoustics of King's chapel are unbelievable. One of my favourite recordings is pic attached.
Parker Johnson
>that's the joke
Jaxon Cook
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Parker Jackson
Cheers lad
Nathan Nguyen
more
Zachary Thomas
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Jaxon Morales
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Anthony Rivera
>what were you doing? >I was being a turkroach
Anthony Lopez
Fucking kek. This again
Christian Phillips
> On the 100 bus in Wapping around 6pm on Friday, July 1: - Three folks across from and to the right of me loudly having a conversation across the aisle in a russian-related language (not sure which one, and that's my bad). - Me, annoyed at the volume, but engrossed in my phone and not reacting - Older white guy to my left who is obviously annoyed at something, but otherwise silent until... ...just before the Wapping Health Center bus stop, older white guy bursts out with "FUCKING HELL! Speak English..." (first part REALLY loud, second part nearly under his breath). Startled, I looked up to see him looking our direction, and clearly ask in my American accent, "Is there a problem, sir?" "No problem. *surprised look which quickly narrows into a squint* Why would you ask that?" "Well, most folks who don't have a problem don't suddenly burst out with obscenity, or make comments about the language others are speaking in." "I don't have a problem. And even if I did, that's my business, innit? Mind your own business!" and he fled off the bus to avoid further confrontation. Did anyone speak up or offer support? I spoke up and confronted the bigot. He left to avoid further verbal confrontation.
>smug cunt yanks thinking they can tell us what to do
why the FUCK does he get away with screaming abuse at a copper like that? fuck me we're cucked, it's disgusting
Jacob Perry
>Mr Clark said he had lost more than two stone in weight during the process
Brayden Scott
>lost >2 stone in 3 weeks Impressive
John Scott
Should have arrested the cunt for disturbing the peace.
Nathaniel Reyes
>arrested Should just kill them mate, or lobotomise & sterilise. 3 mins of video footage and I can tell you he's a dangerous lunatic. No remedial sentence can change that, imagine if people like that have children and pass on not only their beliefs but also their genes.
Blake Barnes
American conservative's fucking loved Brexit, lads.
isn't that like 30lbs in less than a month? holy fuck
Hunter Roberts
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Ethan Richardson
>istreetwatch.co.uk/ >I was at Peter Oliver Library, renewing my books, when two middle aged men walked up to me and said that this Library had been around since 1488 and that it was apart of British history and that I was insulting them being there as a foreigner. I've never experienced anything like this until after the Brexit. I don't feel safe anymore. >Did anyone speak up or offer support? >Yes, thankfully the librarian told them men to leave and offered to call the police for me. >Samaira, London Borough of Richmond upon Thames
>*Unemployed Krissoni Henderson, 31, of Brookn Street, Hockley, appeared at Birmingham Magistrates’ Court on July 6 charged with using insulting, threatening words or behaviour and using racially aggravated insulting words or behaviour.
>He was bailed and is due back in court on September 6.
