Legs Edition
Previous thread: >"NEW" episode Hit the Diamond on June 2nd:
youtube.com
ew.com
>misseps leak thread
kat.cr
>International airing schedule and leaked synopses
docs.google.com
>Unaired episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: mega.nz
S03E06 Steven Floats: mega.nz
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
mega.nz
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
mega.nz
mega.nz
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
soundcloud.com
>/sug/ writebin:
pastebin.com
>/sug/ flockdraw:
skycow.us
Good enough.
Here we go.
YO LISTEN UP, HERE'S A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GEM THAT LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
AND ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT AND EVERYTHING SHE SEES
IS JUST BLUE, LIKE HER, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE
tfw when you realize pearl is the most "real" of all the characters on this show.
This is the mom gem
Give me the source and I might let you live
Last chance ta PLACE YA BETS!
What happens at the barn, stays at the barn.
xth for my new waifu
They are both Blue.
No really wuts with that picture man
tfw you realizes she just the only one with the most arcs and development
I would've liked to see Sapphire use her super speed without the long dress just to see what that looked like, but no, she had to keep up the ruse for like 10 more seconds before completely fucking up
Also this episode pretty much confirmed all those theories about Steven and Connie likely not being able to fuck without fusing
And this is the son Gem.
Daily reminder she did nothing wrong and deserves so much more
So which /sug/ should we use?
Nth for Peri a shit
I want Jasper, Peridot and Lapis to live in the barn together and work by this rule, ultimately breaking thousands of human laws
Legs, you say?
Is Steven better educated than most humans, because of the high tech aliens he was raised by?
Did the the gems drop the ball with his education?
Are they just not educated in these matters themselves for whatever reason?
>Steven isn't he's male
That's why he needs that pudge to make him feminine.
she's worth it
think about it
Reminder.
Your wife is shit and deserves to be put back in a mirror
How would Peridot react to this adorable kitten?
Being fat won't make him suddenly have a vagina.
Right?
It's a sad sheep
Because only pathetic sheep like Pearl
...
>imlpying you aren't one of the crows trying to scavenge
baaaaaaaaaaaa
He can shapeshift. If he really, REALLY wanted to have a vagina he could have one.
Typical sheep response
Imagine
You may continue your existance
>Lapidot becomes a thing
>Jasper gets weirded out being the third wheel
>Repeatedly visits the temple
>Eventually hooks up with Pearl
>when your adoptive lesbian parents have sex in front of both you, your close friends, other parents and the clones of one of your lesbian parents
do you want to add this 1080p mega folder to the OP
mega.nz
it has the Season 3 itunes rips (plus 'say uncle' is in the correct season)
>Double worst ending
DROPPED
Yuuko is cute. CUTE!
I'm fine with this as long as Jasper eventually gets in with that Lapidot action. And then Pearl, and then Amethyst, and then Garnet.
>the barn becomes an orgy house for the gems hidden away from steven
...
>not Greg
Zuke's not having a good day
LION AROUND
This is the best gem
>pearl ends up attached to another big quartz with big hair
yeah that figures
>The Test
Huh. The Sea Spire statue really does look like Blue Diamond.
Really, we should just start assuming that everything in this damn show is foreshadowing.
Pic most certainly goddamned related.
>PAY ATTENTION TO THIS IT WILL BE IMPORTANT LATER
No, this is.
>Steven is wearing sandals instead of flip flops
treason
What have you done user.
You have ruined it.
TERRORISM in the CN offices!
Why doesn't she attach herself to a big Quartz with big hair who actually loves and cares about her?
Who is the phantom pooper?
Good evening, and welcome to Evening /sug/ ya trogs. I'm your host, Lapis Lasuplex, with guest Shitty Orange Tiger Stripes.
We've got a bit of a haul this time! I had to.use the pooper scooper to dig into this.
>Is Stevidot the superior fusion? One conniefag doesn't use their brain and proposes its only possible via Stevonnie.
>has the SeaLimbs ship sailed once more? A nervous user engages in freeform poetry with local favorite Lady of the Appendages.
>Apparently Vidalia has a massive dick. Is this the real reason why Marty Chonks left? Probably not. He's just a bitch.
Wow. Very exciting. Stay tuned.
Good one user
$20 says it was JQ
i hope she dies desu
BLUE HER GEM
WITH A BLUE LITTLE MIRROR
AND A BLUE WARP PAD
AND EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HER, AND HERSELF HERSELF, AND ERRYBODY AROUND
CAUSE SHE AINT GOT NOBODY TO LISTEN (TO LISTEN to listen)...
The Pearl is real.
Steven
IT WAS ME, DIORITE!
leave
It's sucrose for sure
Because thats her son. Havent you seen all the mom gem/son gem posts?
You're reminding me of "The Deb of Night".
Don't stop.
Have I ever told you how much I hate blue?
I agree
It's Ian's going away new year's prank
What's Pearl's problem? Is she afraid Greg gets Jasper pregnant, too?
>GAYBARN
I love that
you first
When will we see them again?
>incest is bad
Come on
QUICK QUESTION! If given the choice do you think Pearl would sacrifice Steven's life to bring back Rose?
Oh yeah brother
Are you just going through the show again or are you watching it for the first time and posting your observations here?
Never.
The next time we'll see them, they'll be a fusion and that's how they'll stay for the rest of the show.
Never, because Zuke can't board anymore ever since the megaturd situation at the office and pungent smell of axe in her Uber ride this morning
CONGRATULATIONS!
He won't be her son forever. After all, a lot of things can happen in a century or two.
I think all of the original crystal gems would.
couldn't agree more
>Being fat won't make him suddenly have a vagina.
If he will be fat enough someone can fuck him between the folds of lard.
Without hesitation.
No. No she wouldn't.
> Greg is so alpha an Amazonian Space Goddess willingly died to bear his child
Yeah he could pick up Jasper no problem.
We haven't seen Pearl wear armor.
In fact, we don't even know who wore the armor in Rose's armory.
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad
It's not so bad
Nah, she seems to have moved on a little since season one
WHERES THE MERCH?
What happened to all those toys and shit that were supposed to be out for the holidays last year
I'm commenting on the reruns.
I'd actually like to discuss the show instead of pushing dumb shipping crap.
tfw you sexual intimidate zuke by being a moderately buff MAN
How much time do you spend on /sug/?
Are they rerunning from the begining?
Alright tough guy, what would you like to discuss?
Hot topic and the CN shop have lots if stuff
Does it even matter? They're pretty much the same thing
K A P O W I E
I'm uneasy that the image of Jasper being promoted everywhere is of her with a hamhand grip on Lapis' arm
>that's all we see of of her in the extended intro
>that's what she's doing on the new DVD cover
Even if she does get redeemed that's an unfortunate association to have being kept pushed until that point.
8-10 hours daily
No, other than that time she let him almost die.