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Edition: The Cape Colony with the lads.

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fuck yanks

*enters the thread*

anglos can never be south african

The Last Jedi was dece'

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You know, I've never met a nice South African

duh, stay out of riverdale

just saw an american make a thread and get totally different responses then any other flag would

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As i walked down through Chatham Street
A fair maid I did meet
She asked me to see her home
She lived on bleeker street

To a-weigh ye santy, my dear annie
Oh you New York girls can't you dance the polka

ive met one but he turned out to be a self serving cunt.. oh fuck you're right

This.
>tfw God, Volk, Vaderland

gonna watch the graduate tonight

>I'm not an obsessive little creep though
Sure you're not.

>the princess's Blackmoor brooch is a reference to African slavery

BANTER

the mexican bot has been activated right on schedule

Wondering how many cocks has this slut sucked

porn tabs reaching critical mass

Shou-dere!? Shou-dere!? IT'S CHOWDER! SAY IT RIGHT! Hey! Get back here! I'm not through demeaning you!

>dvw geen kleurlinge vrijstaat

>dabs
>dies
ha good one

Hey I'm walking here asshole

Yes, plenty of times. I'll be going to the mall again. Dunno what else I'll do. Will be in Spruce Grove with family over Christmas

fuck off yank

>LET'S MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

*fails miserably*

have spent 20 of the last 24 hours in bed

oh dear

literally laughed out loud at YET another ad (this time involving british emergency service) where a white woman is married to a black man haha

not convinced its 'DU JUUZ' (and all the shit that entails) that are doing it, but whoever is doing it are just taking the piss at this point

Jalowin is Mexican for Halloween, that is your fucking sister it had to be

whan was america great in the first place

post your sister

es jalogueen, hombre

Are you coloured, lad? You guys are alright at the end of the day, if I'm 2bqhw(You). You lot are arguably more racist than us down here.

The Brit says as the tax reform bill heads to the president's desk and Dow Jones reaches an all time high.

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>Anonymous 12/23/17(Sat)01:00:59 No.833558

hahahah

i did it drunk too, it's amazing i didn't accidentally give myself a sex change
oh and i shaved in my bedroom and i didn't know where to put my pubes so i put them into an empty packet of french fries
haha what am like, eh? bonkers i am

Imagine being so poor you can only afford to post one jpg reaction

probably still less than you

NEED a smoker gf

ons is die redpillste mense in SA.

>don't trust wh*tes
>don't trust bl*cks

>stock indices prices(based ENTIRELY on speculation) represent a countries overall wellbeing
>tax bill that will widen the deficit

AHHHHHH YES

I'd fuck a Mexican girl to be fair

saw a reaction pic i edited when i was 17 posted

LMBIMP!

Name a president who had more scandals than Obama. You can't.

Shit thread

I did. Pic related is Mexican ex

my Italian-Mexican gf has green eyes she's basically an Aryan

meanwhile I'm 100% European and have brown eyes

i think she'd have called me dumb and hug me at the same time if we were in the same group in high school :/

needed to know this

>Edmonton mentioned
my uncles from there
he broke into his middle school and stole loads of paper and pencils for a laugh and got caught so his parents sent him to live in England
poor bastard, nobody deserves such a severe punishment

Got a fondue in the oven lads

Prefer Rhodies to Saffers

spent aproximately 2 straight days in bed this week because of the flu

why do so many people in Cape Town support NZ rugby teams?

you must be ugly lmao

>streamable.com/uj4rf

rate the alan video lads

reckon i'm the 5rd best maths person in /brit/ by this point

Just made a great steak but don't want to waste it so i put it in a doggy bag

what scandals did obama have? droning brown people and trying to put carrots in school dinners?

you have to go back

>LMBIMP
lmj

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is there a brit discord

Didn't know the ancient people of troy were yanks

literally don't care. i wasn't planning on watching it anyway.

what's the sum of all numbers from 1 to 100
show your working
no cheating

there's a rorke discord that regularly raids the threads, wish they'd just leave us in peace, /brit/ is a lefty general

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as an italian american i would never race mix with a mexican.

Have a feeling that you've asked me this before, lad. So not sure if you're taking the piss or not.
Are you a proper coloured though, lad. Or do you have one white parent? You might appreciate this then.
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Reminder that mathematics is just memorisation

Have never gotten drunk alone.

Is it a bad idea?
I feel quite bad and i have no friends or family to talk to. Was thinking about maybe getting drunk and watching some old films in bed.

>leave to stand for 60 seconds
>wait 30
LOCK ME UP

its easily the most complex subject humans have came up with

the only thot i would like to fuck if i was given the chance if u ask me

I've never asked you that particular question, no

Who else here /talkative with friends but silent with family/ ?

Beto probably has illegal Chicano relatives in America

>sjw glasses
binned

easy peasy

5050
think of it as 99+1, 98+1, 97+3, etc, then one 50 left over at the end
so its 100*50 + 50 = 5050

I bet she's feisty and gesticulates too often in conversation

i reckon every mexican does too

all peng
did you go to a private school? they basically look spanish

Can't grow hair on my cheeks considering suicide at the moment

you're betraying your principles, beto

maths is for nerds
physics is where all the cool kids are at

maths is for literal brainlets

>why YES I love to memorize random meaningless numbers and formulas that people have already invented

she is not a SJW

ow did they come up with algebra like dunt you think you have to be a bit of a boffin like like a bit of a poof like like a bit of a bent bastard

You know you should stay away from any woman who takes selfies.

Thoughts?

Operation Fast & Furious
Benghazi
IRS targeting scandal
The Bergdahl swap
The Iran payment
The Bundy Ranch standoff
Uranium One
And a multitude of others. Each one should have been impeachment and some imprisonment.

Only Spanish i know or Spanish people i spoke to was a group of cuban expats from Miami. Good banter but basically niggers

I'm not sure, lad. I assume it has to do with the fact that you lads just play good rugby. I wouldn't call the people that like watching NZ as "supporters" really, South Africa normally comes first for them when we play each other. But many used to refer to the Crusaders as the Barcelona of rubgy a few years back.

collar is a big gay

me and my pa

>Or do you have one white parent?
nee
>Are you a proper coloured though
aweh my bru, and no. ek kom van hier af, dus ek sal nooit 'n bonafide echte kaapie wees.

but my cousins live there and i get what's going on.

the videos funny, but not as good as the it wasn't me carguard guy.

Don't like women, wish they'd go extinct

The puppy is a girl