Film critics of the world do not pander to sj-

film critics of the world do not pander to sj-

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Or maybe it's a damn good movie??

why is dceu shilling acceptable?

Maybe it's because they're damn good movies??

all i notice is that hot ass

sjw's are against attractive women though. this movie goes against what they stand for.

hahahahahahaha

hahaha

oh wait, are you serious?

getting desperate, bud?

that can't be true

Wonder Woman is no SJW.

>In my world we call that slavery

Does this mean Armond is going to hate it?

Maybe it's one of the top ten movies ever made?

Either way he won't all it out for the kike propaganda that it is, we'll have wait for RLM for a honest opinion.

what is RLM?

Why do you not want the movie to be successful? I want it to be exceedingly successful, because then it'll shut up morons like Paul Feig and all of those assholes who tried to claim that sexism is what caused Ghostbusters 2016 to fail.

It'd be a good thing if a mainstream movie that is marketed primarily towards women was a success. The better they do, the less they can claim oppression.

Think of the long term.

yeah i cant wait to see what the proud creators of Space Cop have to say about this.

What are some positive reviews that don't revolve around SJW buzzwords?

Reddit Leddit Media

>feminist ww1 movie
>SEE WE CAN FIGHT IN WAR JUST LIKE ANY MAN THIS IS ABOUT EMPOWERING WOMEN

DC finally learned that all you have to do to get a good review is pander to feminists

if it is a bad movie, probably yeah. :^)

>The better they do, the less they can claim oppression.

Are you new?

The next step is they'll start tearing down WW and say it was never progressive to begin with. An attractive non-black woman with a vagina and superpowers? JFC, what a male fantasy. Where's my black muslim, one-legged, overweight trans female heroes at?
#smhwhitepeople

There is no end to the oppression train. None.

>Either way he won't all it out for the kike propaganda that it is

Wut. RLM never does that and Armond does that in every review.

Look forward to the all female remake of Saving Private Ryan.

And look forward even more to being told how you're a sexist for not respecting all the brave women who have died in wars throughout history.

honestly I don't hate sjw themes in movies, creators put in what they believe in, if we don't like it we watch something else, if they make something entertaining otherwise we deal with the parts we don't agree with and enjoy the film, that's called being an adult.

What I hate, is people telling I need to watch films BECAUSE FEMALES, it's sadly become an insane trend in journalism and it's trying to present it as something positive but if anything it detracts from the message that is from powerful female characters. No one ever wrote a headline for 10 Angry Men saying it was an amazing film that proves the future is entirely male, of course they didn't because that's ridiculous and just sounds stupid, it doesn't sound any better in this case, if anything these headlines are making me want to watch the film less; which is odd because I usually enjoy capeshit for what it is.

That better be fake. Fucking Patricia cunting Hernandez is a blight on media.

i fucking hate internet media right now. Like, i hated them before, but with WW out im on my hate-peak. Why even bother with making a good movie if you can just go with SJW-friendly movie? Critics will do all the ads movie need to be financially successful.
DCuck so happy right now. First good movie. Yea good luck with that kind of movies.

Weaponized smurfette?

that guy must be regretting his review right about now.

You realise its a binary scale right? Not that it shouldn't have more

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/spit

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>small 12 y/o girl gets cornered by 3 bulky adult men already unbuckling their pants
>girl raises her eyebrow
>all 3 men simultaneously shit their pants and run away crying for their mommies
>"Gee, thanks Wonder Woman!"

It's functionally the same as BvS and SS.

>Slow mo out the ass
>Confusing story
>Written by a madman (Snyder)
>Over reliance on CGI villain

Only difference is, this film stars a female.

>Jerusalem post
Just have to laugh sometimes. As much as Sup Forums cherrypicks to assert their views sometimes this shit just writes itself

>500 comments
All according to keikaku

You losers are fabricating all of this just like with ghostbusters

HELLO DAMAGE CONTROL

KEK. Every time a capeshit comes out, the first weekend it has like a 90+ RT score from less than 100 reviews and people can't connect that dots -- that most are shill reviews to get people to see the movie in the first 2 weeks. Give it a year and the score always comes way down when the bullshit, paid-for reviews get diluted.

It's begun

Wonder Woman's score is only going up from here. Can't stop the DC train

>film critics just hate dc mov-

How do you think reviewers would react if they learned Snyder was heavily involved in writing, directing, and post production?

>Gal Gadot APOLOGIZE thread gets deleted
>This stays up

Hmmm........

this is fake right?

>Steve Ross gets fired
>Ross Steve gives this a 5/5

they hate white males more than DC
them shitting on BvS and then praising this is basically a fuck you to white males

No one here has seen it yet.
>"It's a terrible movie about my favorite special cartoon princess!!"

this

shut up

Could they make it more obvious that it's not the actual movie they're reviewing but what it stands for? If fuckign Catwoman came out today it would have 90+ on RT because it "inspires little girls" or some shit

did anyone here actually watch the movie or are you just shitting your pants in advance?

Probably.

hey OP can you explain why you think Wonder Woman is SJW? When I was a kid my dad had a huge trunk of DC comics and Wonder Woman was among the best written in there. I love greek mythology shit.

what do you mean?

Ok so marvel movies are officially good now, right?

>a movie featuring a shitty actress playing a literally who superhero has a better rating than BvS
Have Snyder, Cavill or Affleck killed themselves yet?

because there's no damsel in distress

Marvel films are pretty fun. I don't understand why this board has to be contrarian all the time

Doesn't mean fucking shit.

>two zack snyder movies and a executive-addled, unfinished mess

gee i wonder why they were bad

Because this board is illiterate and equates female hero with sjw. WW isn't a sjw by any stretch of the imagination.

>WW isn't a sjw

She's an earlier iteration, but OP never said she was a SJW, just that there was clearr pandering to SJWs.

>Goy Gadot
>charismatic
Judging by her past performances, I'm calling bullshit. She doesn't have any screen presence and her acting is terrible.
Combine this with her horrible accent and you have a recipe for disaster.
As the other anons rightly pointed out the critics are judging this not on the basis of the actual flick but on the whole gurl and womyn empuwerment shtick

why do those buildings looks so 2-D

>other anons rightly pointed out

You mean ones that didn't watch the movie? The irony here is that you're accusing critics (who actually watched the movie) of doing what you're doing, you frothing retard.

Making a Wonderwoman movie isn't "pandering to SJWs," it has been a long time coming if anything. That's alt right SJW-speak for "isn't pandering to me."

Y-y-you just have to look hard enough, I-I'm sure they're there

He asked you if there were good. Did he ask you if they were "pretty fun"? Fuck off you fat reddit piece of shit garbage dyke.

No one said making a wonder woman movie was pandering to SJWs, the OP implied film critics were pandering to SJWs.

>replying to yourself

None of the 11 top critic review summaries mention anything about politics

>The exact moment Gal Gadot haters realized they f*cked up

>marvel shills exposed and utterly BTFO
Just like muh oscars

>Fuck off you fat reddit piece of shit garbage dyke.
Lotta projection going on. Why does everyone have a hateboner for those films?

your falling for feminist BS,, good job cuck

>having to see a movie to know it's shit

>now critics can't be trusted and RT is full of shills
*checks oscar count*
*inhales deeply*
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What if it genuinely is a good movie?

>WW isn't a sjw by any stretch of the imagination.

>shilling this hard
If you've even bothered to read any of the reviews like you'll see how they barely talk about the movie itself but rather focus on inspiring girls and other crap. This is the same shit they pulled for fembusters

Something I like. Anything else is genuinely shit. This is objective fact. You're all creations of my imagination anyway.

theres no way this is real.
right?

reminder.

>100% top critic score
All that shilling against this for nothing. Months worth of work for these poor disney interns living in house they can't afford, being BTFO by DChads for a living, praying they won't post the Civil War webms. Keeping 5 or 6 threads alive at a time.

And all for nothing.

Odds aren't in their favor on like atleast 3-4 different counts, main Actor is best known for eye candy in Fast and the Furious, the screen writer is best known for episodes of Greys Anatomy and The O.C. A director who hasn't worked with film in over a decade, and whose last film was praised entirely for the performance / 'transformation' of Charlize Theron, and DC execs in general showing horrendous decision making skills with the last 3 DCEU movies.

Those are all bad, bad signs.

All that being said though, given the praise it's receiving, it's likely mediocre-okay movie (which is where most marvel movies fall), i'm going to be legitimately shocked if it's a suicide squad / BvS -tier fuck up with all this praise. The irony of course is that DCfags deride marvel as shit, but when this comes out, likely being on par with said 'shit' movies, it'll get contrarian shilling out the wazoo simply because they dislike the type of person who enjoys Marvel films.

Fucking Oscarlets man
They never learn

ARF

It's real.
Comics are over run.

It was but it was never printed, it was a webcomic and she did it out of spite because DC had just fired her. She landed another job pretty quickly though

don't be flexible, be rigid

>It was but it was never printed
Yes it was

>it was a webcomic and she did it out of spite because DC had just fired her.
Digital first release, DC didn't fire her you're confusing writers

>She landed another job pretty quickly though
Different writers. Sara Ryan did the Wonder Woman book, Marguerite Bennett did the Angela one

>Yes it was
No it wasn't

in what way was the lasso being condescending towards women?

Yes it was
dccomics.com/comics/sensation-comics-featuring-wonder-woman-2014/sensation-comics-featuring-wonder-woman-10

>Have Snyder, Cavill or Affleck killed themselves yet?
no, but Snyder's daughter has.

lost

what would this woman have killed her self because of?

my sides.