Does anyone kind of want to get a little 'litty and see this after posting about it all day...

does anyone kind of want to get a little 'litty and see this after posting about it all day? Seems like it may be a little, dare I say it, RAUNCHY FUN. I'm not really interested in another cookie cutter, dull, snooze-fest and based on a lot of the posts it's built a strong following, a lot of FANS really APPRECIATE it regardless of what some snobby pencil pushing CRITICS seem to think.

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>low tier softcore porn with a below average porn tier story

it deserves everything its getting kid

2 lit 2 quit

pump pump
pump up tha numbazzzz

Did Johnson actually use those words to describe his movie?

GB2 facebook, neanderthal.

TOO LITTY TO QUITTY

PUMP IT UPPPPPP

Does daddario show her tits? That's all I care about.

unironically yes

dwaneposting all day was some of the hardest ive laughed in years

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Jesus christ almighty.

Sup Forums was really at its best.

fucking lel

>our dirty little summer beach movie

The black fist emoji is what I find funniest. just use the regular fist ffs

he uses the brown one for every hand emoji and he uses a lot of hand emojis

Fucking hell. Sup Forums wasn't kidding

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>a roided up wrestler turned movie star types like a poorly trained chimp
Who woulda thunk it

>this man will literally run for president and win in 2020

What a timeline we live in

me and my buddys just pissed up a storm

I was calling people Neanderthal all day yesterday. It makes me feel good to see that my posts are funny/cool enough to be imitated.

Just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED.

í love this pasta

You clearly invented that word, you should feel proud of yourself.

Stay litty brother

Cringe

Get this Pisshead outta here!

Dubs

>Rakka
>Netherlands
>shitskin
something is not right

t. critic

I'm sorry, but did the movie already flopp? Oh, that's right. The opening week isn't even over yet. In fact, it hasn't even opened in Europe. Does not breaking box office lead at halfweek count as a flopp? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this thread when the movie is still on? Baywatch is still playing in the cinema right now and it has been described as the most lit movie in the business for how many months now? It's being criticized by some of the worst critics in Hollywood who just happen to be right for now because Baywatch is suffering from being played in a holiday week. But you know what? The movie is still fucking hilarious. Bywatch is one of the funniest fucking movies in Hollywood. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the movie is a hit and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, The Rock just stepped out of bounds and made a lit commercial, right when they needed one. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Baywatch topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the movie because it's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking movies on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Ultra-Cringe

I think you're out of touch user

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brah im starting to think ur not that litty

Ultra-New

Ultra-Queer

LOOK you can pretend to be a CIVILIAN on the internet all you want you filthy CRITIC but the people SEE what you are doing and they WON'T be denied this RAUNCHY fun

> told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped
my sides

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not. one. titty.

Are you serious? Why is it rated R then?

What the f*ck did you just fucking say about me, you little critic? I'll have you know that the FANS are LOVING Baywatch (tm), and there've been reports of numerous people pissing in theatres, and I have over 300 POSITIVE reviews. I am trained in acting and can bench more than the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me than just another critic. I will make you LAUGH the f*ck out with you pissing yourself the likes of which has never been seen before in theatres, mark my f*cking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, BRO. As we speak I am contacting Kevin Hart in central intelligence and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for some SUMMER FUN, dude. RAUNCHY R-RATED COMEDY that expels the contents from the pathetic little thing you call your bladder. You're f*cking boring, man. I can be on any television set, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my WWE Wrestling technique. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to all my FANS on Twitter and I will use it to its full extend to shame you into watching Baywatch (tm), you little weakling. If only you could have known what uncool vibes your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now YOU'RE WELCOME, you goddamn critic. I will get my FANS to piss laughter all over you and you will drown in it. You're f*cking gone, BRO :D

why does he keep referring to it as dirty and raunchy when the only thing close to that is a dead man's cock? movie fucking sucked

there was a cock fully out in one of the scenes.
i was misled too. at least we've already seen daddarios tits in a movie.

No, we haven't. True Detective was a TV show.

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Is there anything more fucking lazy than just typing "cringe?" I wish it was a bannable offense.

t.cringy

Your just a cop calling snitch bitch irl. "Eww, I don't like that. They should go to jail for it. Lemme call the cops they're on my speed dial."

You're*

No tits, but penis I hear.

Everything is shitposts in an ocean of piss. If anything the guy looking for upvotes/you is a bigger loser.

I was waiting for someone to do this

Daddario shows her dick? 1 IMaxTM ticket please

That doesn't make any sense. What a pathetic attempt at being profound.

yeah, and a shitty one. fuck off faggot

Just because a turd is your favorite doesn't mean it's not still shit.

Not a movie, retard.

someone screencap this im too lazy to

what is a litty?

how have you seen baywatch already?

Great to hear, gonna watch it with my gym bros tonight. Nothing like a lil' RAUNCHY rated R summer movie after working up a sweat. Fuck all those critics and jabronie's trash talking this movie, it's made for the FANS and all of them love it.

>Being this disconnected from the fans

I think it's what kids say now that sad adults also use "lit".

Gotta admire that HIGH ENERGY though

Who wouldn't want to be part of one of the FUNNEST franchises in history? Seriously each minute following the Rock and his pals from Emerald Bay as they get into assorted RAUNCHY situations has been more hysterical than the last. Aside from the FANS loving it , the audiences only consistency has been its lack of bladder control and ineffective use of criticism, all to make movies FUN, to make R-RATINGS seem RAUNCHY.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rock vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; he made sure the movie would never be mistaken for an out of touch serious film that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously litty RAUNCHY summer FUN. Baywatch might be anti-kid (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-critics film in its refusal of snooze, dullness and g-rated fun. No critic wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

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How many scenes does she have?

Who here /litty/?

Lost a pair of shoes to this movie due to being soaked in piss up to my ankles. But godamn if that RAUNCHY, LEWD AND CRUDE summer blockbuster didn't make me LMAO the whole time

>raunchy fun
>the only bare breasts in the movie is the Rock's

I want titties not litties.

Glad you liked it bro, some people just don't understand FUN, keep litty!

youtube.com/watch?v=G25VrMdArlU

This honestly looks not terrible
Not groundbreaking or excelling in any way, but it's not offensively bad

Whats the piss meme from?

Rock tweeted that people piss themselves from laughing at his movie.

I just want to let u know that i liked your filename.

Just saw his twitter feed form the last few days. Jesus Christ. What the actual fuck?

>and now YOU'RE WELCOME
:") Oh user, thanks for the laughs.

>Dwayne "I'm totally not a deeply closeted cock gobbling faggot but I've worked with every fuccboi in the industry" Johnson movie
>the only nudity is a cock in Zac "I'm totally not loving every second of this can we please do another take" Efron's face

I am shocked.

It's just some RAUNCHY R-rated FUN , for the FANS, it's not GAY

Whose cock?

Don't worry guys, I CAN confirm that peeing in the audience DOES happen! #bringaswimsuit #dontneedone #ilikepee #peeinmymouth

This is the R-Rated comedy of the SUMMER

I'm not american, what age rating is R recommended for? In australia that's the 18+ restricted rating

Its pg13 in Canada so maybe the same in aus not sure.

>I'm not american

but you can use google can't you? What a retarded fucking post.

In australia

Not surprising in the slightest.

>The international community are a bunch of jabronis. War with Russia™ was a great idea, all the soldiers are loving it.

but it has a dick in it?

1. seems to be most adequate.

Actually, the Rock never had a second of acting lessons. On a side note, neither did Jason Statham.

Germans are really into scat porn, so this should be a good fit.

Pies masculinos

#LITTY

How would you even know that? He could have taken plenty of lessons and just never made it a big deal publicly.

Looks like we got a critic that can't appreciate a raunchy R-rated comedy that will soak his seat in piss!

>make an R-Rated movie
>not a single titty

Even Logan had a bit of tits.
I MEAN GODDAMN THEY GOT MAMMARIO IN A FUCKING R-RATED RAUNCHY "LET'S GET LITTY" COMEDY
AND THERE'S NOT
A SINGLE
TITTY

FUCK YOU DWAYNE
YOU'RE DEAD TO ME
DEAD

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.......................why do I feel like this is Dwayne?

Identify youraelf, please.

Who needs a titty when things get #litty?

>Even Logan had a bit of tits.

Where?

>Watched the HILARIOUS RAUNCHY SUMMER MOVIE with a bunch of vets this Memorial Day and got the alternative #AmericasNumber1goNumber2

>Check out all the #watersports in the NUMBER 1 SUMMER COMEDY @AlexandriaDaddio getting soaked!