>be me >work at local bakery >super poor so DD a scooter to work and back >bakery has strict fresh goods policy so anything unsold at the end of the day gets eaten by employees or thrown in the trash >start taking old pies out of the garbage and stockpiling them in my freezer >don't know why, don't even like pies that much >couple months pass >entire freezer full of pies >probably have 50 of them by now >idea.jpg >mount a small cooler on my scooter and fill it with pies >every day after work i practice opening the cooler and grabbing out pies with a single movement >do this for a few days >i've got the fastest pie arm in the west >the time comes to put my plan into action >city where i live is always full of bikers on the weekends >guys with handlebars longer than their criminal record and harleys that make your pickup look like a clown car >systematically ride up next to these guys at red lights with my arsenal of pies at the ready >just before the light turns green, my arm darts into the cooler and flings a face full of stale freezer-burnt justice onto my victim >direct hit >50ccs of chinese apathy drive me away from the raging pastry covered visigoth in my rear-view mirrors while his two wheeled freight train comes lumbering after me >zip into some nearby alleyways and lose him in the curves >drive a few blocks over and look for my next victim >nail another biker with some expired lemon meringue >my tiny beta-mobile easily outmaneuvers all of my potential murderers
i'm gonna keep doing this until i run out of pies.
Jace Wilson
Where do you live? I'm gonna monitor the news and liveleak.
Logan Murphy
i'd rather stay anonymous for the time being. the last thing i need is a bunch of bikers collaborating to put an end to my vigilante pie throwing.
Chase Johnson
i photoshop fake nudes of my oneitis and fap to them
extremely autistic and unhealthy. fapping to porn doesn't do it for me anymore, i can only fap to her
Chase Foster
i continue to be alive
Nathan Perry
GREAT post leaf
Oliver Green
i have ocd, so i constantly do things that i am not supposed to even when i fucking lift, and get to 13 reps, because the weight is too easy, i do 14 because 13 is evil
Elijah Murphy
You're going to get killed, user. They will find you.
Isaac Bell
that's the most german thing i've ever read.
Hunter White
I expect nothing less from a German.
Ryder Watson
ocd knows no borders, cretin
Chase Evans
i dont even trust my own family, and lock my room when i leave the house, even just for getting groceries i wonder where this huge trust issues come from
Leo Bailey
I won't do anything in 13s either, I even get uncomfortable when my car's tripometre is at 13km. I have a few other odd things like that I do too. I don't think of myself as having OCD though, I'm just irrationally superstitious.
Grayson Morris
I prone masturbate. Always have. A few years ago, I found out what it's called and what implication it has towards my dick. Suffice to say, I'll never get it up again by 25.
It's the only pleasurable thing for me but unless I change, goodbye dick!
Caleb Cook
i travel to collect photos of countries' bus stops
this year i went to hungary and returned home with 352 pictures of unique hungarian bus stops from all over the country
Alexander Wright
do you visit skyscraperscity? i always compare different airports from cities all over the world with each other and how they have performed throughout the year it give mes some sense of control over myself and my environment
Daniel Wood
nah i'm not into aviation
Isaiah Rodriguez
Whats your favorite picture and why ?
Adam Rogers
Give drunk people a ride home during weekends when i cant sleep at night
Ryan Rivera
>skyscraperscity I got banned from there :(
Hunter Morris
why?
Leo Morales
Turns out you can't post CP in an architecture site. Pretty stupid rule tbqh
Asher Diaz
jk, I was just trolling some mexican users at La Plasa (latin american forums)... There are many SSC users on int for some reason...
Gabriel Kelly
yea i always felt this site and ssc had something in common
Brandon Anderson
i can't honestly say i have one. there's just too many.
in terms of creativity and variety the baltic states have some of the best bus stops though
Camden Cooper
destroying my serotonin every weekend
Aaron Bailey
Please stop, user.
Nicholas Nguyen
I've started doing this more and more. What is happening
Leo Howard
I get between 4 to 6 hours of sleep everyday depending on how good Sup Forums is.
Adrian Ortiz
Post at night on Sup Forums until the sun comes up and waste another day sleeping.
Andrew Myers
post them please
Josiah Murphy
and then open the daily recurring "good morning Sup Forums" thread?