Things you do that you probably shouldn't do

>be me
>work at local bakery
>super poor so DD a scooter to work and back
>bakery has strict fresh goods policy so anything unsold at the end of the day gets eaten by employees or thrown in the trash
>start taking old pies out of the garbage and stockpiling them in my freezer
>don't know why, don't even like pies that much
>couple months pass
>entire freezer full of pies
>probably have 50 of them by now
>idea.jpg
>mount a small cooler on my scooter and fill it with pies
>every day after work i practice opening the cooler and grabbing out pies with a single movement
>do this for a few days
>i've got the fastest pie arm in the west
>the time comes to put my plan into action
>city where i live is always full of bikers on the weekends
>guys with handlebars longer than their criminal record and harleys that make your pickup look like a clown car
>systematically ride up next to these guys at red lights with my arsenal of pies at the ready
>just before the light turns green, my arm darts into the cooler and flings a face full of stale freezer-burnt justice onto my victim
>direct hit
>50ccs of chinese apathy drive me away from the raging pastry covered visigoth in my rear-view mirrors while his two wheeled freight train comes lumbering after me
>zip into some nearby alleyways and lose him in the curves
>drive a few blocks over and look for my next victim
>nail another biker with some expired lemon meringue
>my tiny beta-mobile easily outmaneuvers all of my potential murderers

i'm gonna keep doing this until i run out of pies.

Where do you live?
I'm gonna monitor the news and liveleak.

i'd rather stay anonymous for the time being. the last thing i need is a bunch of bikers collaborating to put an end to my vigilante pie throwing.

i photoshop fake nudes of my oneitis and fap to them

extremely autistic and unhealthy. fapping to porn doesn't do it for me anymore, i can only fap to her

i continue to be alive

GREAT post leaf

i have ocd, so i constantly do things that i am not supposed to
even when i fucking lift, and get to 13 reps, because the weight is too easy, i do 14 because 13 is evil

You're going to get killed, user. They will find you.

that's the most german thing i've ever read.

I expect nothing less from a German.

ocd knows no borders, cretin

i dont even trust my own family, and lock my room when i leave the house, even just for getting groceries
i wonder where this huge trust issues come from

I won't do anything in 13s either, I even get uncomfortable when my car's tripometre is at 13km. I have a few other odd things like that I do too. I don't think of myself as having OCD though, I'm just irrationally superstitious.

I prone masturbate. Always have. A few years ago, I found out what it's called and what implication it has towards my dick. Suffice to say, I'll never get it up again by 25.

It's the only pleasurable thing for me but unless I change, goodbye dick!

i travel to collect photos of countries' bus stops

this year i went to hungary and returned home with 352 pictures of unique hungarian bus stops from all over the country

do you visit skyscraperscity?
i always compare different airports from cities all over the world with each other and how they have performed throughout the year
it give mes some sense of control over myself and my environment

nah i'm not into aviation

Whats your favorite picture and why ?

Give drunk people a ride home during weekends when i cant sleep at night

>skyscraperscity
I got banned from there :(

why?

Turns out you can't post CP in an architecture site. Pretty stupid rule tbqh

jk, I was just trolling some mexican users at La Plasa (latin american forums)...
There are many SSC users on int for some reason...

yea i always felt this site and ssc had something in common

i can't honestly say i have one. there's just too many.

in terms of creativity and variety the baltic states have some of the best bus stops though

destroying my serotonin every weekend

Please stop, user.

I've started doing this more and more. What is happening

I get between 4 to 6 hours of sleep everyday depending on how good Sup Forums is.

Post at night on Sup Forums until the sun comes up and waste another day sleeping.

post them please

and then open the daily recurring "good morning Sup Forums" thread?

Do you only collect photos taken by yourself?