American character hangs up without saying goodbye

>American character hangs up without saying goodbye
>American character brushes his teeth before breakfast
>American character doesn't take off his shoes before entering a house

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>the reeeeing begins

>American character uses brown paper bags without handles
>American character puts bread in the fridge
>American character uses syrup on pancakes
>American character calls standard 24 hour time format "military time"

>American character doesn't take a single bite of his food that he just ordered before leaving the restaurant

I'm confused. Are we describing things that happen in television that we're annoyed with, or things that don't happen but should happen?

>american character drinks booze out of a brown paper bag

>American character uses syrup on pancakes

You're supposed to use syurp on pancakes you retarded foreigner.

>>American character doesn't take off his shoes before entering a house
I've seen this IRL, rude as fuck.

i do all of these things. come at me faggots

>YuroMuslim poster cries about America for the 100th time even though America does not affect his life at all and he's only causing his own Haram butthurt

>American character drinks beer out of a red plastic cup

GTFO you obese fucks

>European character is obsessed with Americans

Enjoy getting cucked by our migrants, leaf!

Wont their floors get dirty fast?
Do Americans really do this?

>american character tips

>amerialphas literally so intelligent that we elect a blatant narcissist with anger issues

What do you put on pancakes?

UK women are fucking huge now, probably more obese than US on average

>mention being swedish anywhere on the internet
>country with 9 million inhabitants and little cultural relevance
>amerifats swarm to tell you about your country
>american fucking president tells us about our country
>no one has a clue about sweden outside of Sup Forums memes yet everyone's obsessed with us for some reason
>mfw

>americuck creates blacked.com site

Only a little sugar.

jizya

>be a swede unwilling to face the Muslim crime in his own country, get butt blasted when somebody tries to help by redpilling him

Really activates the old Swedish Fish, doesn't it?

>american eats a toothpaste sandwich in bed while wearing his shoes

t. jamal al-mosul

>American character uses microwave to heat water for his tea

>I read a fake report on muslim no-go zones on Sup Forums once and now know about sweden better than swedes
hmm

>American character goes to sauna
>He doesnt throw water on the kiuas

>American character calls a savoury scone a "biscuit"
>American character calls a biscuit a "cookie"
>American character calls crisps "chips"
>American character calls chips "fries"
>American character calls coriander "cilantro"
>American character calls a burger a "sandwich"
>American character calls a beef burger a "patty"
>American character calls fish fingers "fish sticks"
>American character calls baked beans with sausage bits "pork and beans"
>American character spells "colour" wrong
>American character spells "honour" wrong
>American character spells "labour" wrong
>American character spells "incentivise" wrong (or any word ending in "-ise")
>American character spells/says "aluminium" wrong
>American character drives around A FUCKING OVAL instead of a fucking track with left and right turns
>American character fucks up a building project because they're using WRONG imperial units (at least use the RIGHT imperial units, for a start) instead of metric
>American character is refused alcohol at a bar because they're not yet 21

Marmelade and sugar

>American doesn't call a gun a "rooty tooty point and shooty"

>fake report
Literally a direct quote from a Swedish police and that was like a decade ago before you took in a million more niggers.

And yes, I've been to Sweden. Several times.

>retard takes his shoes off in his friend's house and stinks the place up with his disgusting feet, thinks he's being polite
>Yuropoor looks down on Americans for brushing their teeth
>eat deep fried eggs and candy bars, sugary tea and biscuits, cry about burgers
>Has to pay for a license to watch his own TV
>Has to pay a congestion tax to drive in traffic
>Has to show ID to buy a butter knife
>Posts on the internet about America for the 1000th time today

>haha funni meme lets make up words and pretend that other people use them hehehe xD

>he thinks we're accepting American "refugees"

kek. you enjoy that dwindling 56% white demographic tho

>Yuropoor looks down on Americans for brushing their teeth

If you brush your teeth then how come they're worse than ours?

>American calls an Aubergine an Eggplant
>American puts sweetcorn in a salad
>American says TOONA sandwich

KEK, you're ignorant. They're Somali, and their walking right across the border. I guess getting cucked made you dumb?

>some police officer in bumfuck nowhere said they had a lot of new arrival muskies robbing people
>ten years ago
oy vey system collapse

>And yes, I've been to Sweden. Several times.
did you see the destruction of society first hand? anyone can walk through any "bad" area of sweden unharmed during any time of the day, the same cannot be said for any other non-scandinavian country. add to that wealth, free healthcare, free education etc and sweden's a pretty damn good country.
>but you took in 150000 muskies
a lot of people are gonna be sent back and we currently have the hardest immigration policies in europe

KEK Okay

>american character brushes teeth but doesnt spit out the toothpaste

I didn't know there was enough sand in Sweden to both bury your little Swedish head in AND get a bunch in your vagina, Felix

Name literally 5 British "comedies" where this unironically happens

>American character uses shoes inside house even if he's not going out that day
>American character doesn't wash his hands before a meal
>American character doesn't eat his hot dog with sausage (in tomato sauce), garlic mayo,cream cheese, mashed potatos, bacon, pepperoni, bacon and straw potatoes on the top.

>the same cannot be said for any other non-scandinavian country
Are you bullshitting me? Ever heard of Germany, Switzerland, Austria, Netherlands, Canada, New Zealand, Taiwan, South Korea, ...?

>American character sends non-sexual messages to an adult pretending to be a 15 year old
>gets ten years in prison

What's Sweden like?

Their reasoning is
>at least our houses don't smell of smelly feet
lmao

>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY
>TRUST ME I'VE SEEN SEVERAL COMPILATION PICTURES (without sources) ON THE POLITICAL INCORRECT FORUM ON AN ANIME IMAGE BOARD
Hmmmm

are yuropoors streets and workplace that dirty they have to remove their shoes?

>something you didn't say

>he doesn't wear socks inside his shoes
>he doesn't understand that brushing your teeth and eating a disgusting sugary meal afterwards only damages your teeth

>American character brushes his teeth before breakfast

Which is fine if you're having something acidic for breakfast such as grapefruit juice.

t. someone who visits their dentist

Not an argument. Sad!

>eat deep fried eggs and candy bars, sugary tea and biscuits, cry about burgers
You really shouldn't be talking to anybody about obesity, picture related.

>Has to pay for a license to watch his own TV
You pay for PBS in your taxes you fucking idiot. And please tell me how much you're enjoying your advert breaks every two seconds? Have you bought Geico™ insurance yet? How about that Chevy™ truck? Remember to go to chevy.com for more information.

>Has to pay a congestion tax to drive in traffic
Enjoy your endless toll roads, we have like three in our entire country :-)

>Has to show ID to buy a butter knife
You want children spreading their own butter? Fucking heathen

Good stuff. Also
>Italian-American says GABAGOOL

Hey look I can cherry pick too. Yes this guy is American: dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2209422/Alan-Dale-Lee-mugshot-Drug-user-dubbed-Dracula-teeth-away-time.html

Mhmmmm.

Yes. All the poo.

>some police officer in bumfuck nowhere said they had a lot of new arrival muskies robbing people
No. A police officer in Malmö said that there are several "no-go areas" in Rinkeby and Tensta. His literal words.

>did you see the destruction of society first hand?
Don't even want to visit anymore because there are nothing but niggers everywhere.

>anyone can walk through any "bad" area of sweden unharmed during any time of the day, the same cannot be said for any other non-scandinavian country.
You know, except for police. And ambulancemen. And journalists. And Women. And white people. But otherwise obviously a paradise!

>we currently have the hardest immigration policies in europe
Oh Jesus fucking Christ.

>Germany
Way to start your argument with a country literally more cucked than Sweden.
Really makes you think
>Canada
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How many white girls have you raped today Abdul?

Oh whoops I overrode my obesity picture with the teeth picture

Here's the obesity picture

>makes shit up out of nowhere
>strawmans are fun yay I'm a Yurocuck!

caramel

>it's a European character uses American technology to claim superiority over Americans

You don't honestly believe there are areas where you can't go without being harmed in those two countries, do you?

Who /brushes twice in the morning/ here?

One just after waking up. One an hour-ish later right before leaving for work / activities.

>he replies to a reply without reading the post the replier replied to in the first place

>American character brushes his teeth before breakfast

That legit triggers my Vulcan's Logic Bone.

wtf? it's like showering before going mudwrestling or something

>American character lives in a country that kicked the absolute dogshit out of England
>Doesn't have streets full of human feces
>Doesn't still have an inbred queen
feelsgoodman

>military time
you mean microwave time

>American character brushes his teeth before breakfast
>British character doesn't brush their teeth at all

People spit in streets and dogs piss in there. Also mud, dirt, and water.

I heard that it's supposed to be better to brush your teeth before eating, because eating strenghens the microflora in your mouth, while brushing your teeth destroys it.

There's been like 40 of them and they're all contained

Lmao

>>American character brushes his teeth before breakfast

You supposed to at least rinse your mouth to make sure you don't sallow all them bad over night germs go into your stomach with breakfast.

"contained" by free housing and welfare, right?

>Which is fine if you're having something acidic for breakfast such as grapefruit juice.
Literally not fine.

t. someone who visits their dentist who honestly can't believe the great condition my teeth are in every time

???

food decaying in mouth=cavities
clean food out=no cavities

not that hard, Jeeves

>European character spends all day and night thinking about Americans
>waits until 9:26 AM Eastern American time to make thread

What are some romantic comedies like this?

I think you should read again.

What? That's not even a real thing, just some dumb urban legend shit.

Bacteria are not all bad. A lot of them actually are there to keep your mouth and body healthy. Killing everything is counterproductive.

it's like a big suburban community. living's easy but it's pretty dull. free education is nice though and the people are attractive, albeit not very social. gets very dark during the winter months.

...

food is not bacteria you cuck
there's so much added sugar and salt in everything to rot your teeth out holy fuck nigger

I think you should. I was only refering to this:
>anyone can walk through any "bad" area of sweden unharmed during any time of the day, the same cannot be said for any other non-scandinavian country.

That's bullshit. There are a lot of non-scandinavian countries where anyone can walk through any "bad" area unharmed during any time of the day.

>A police officer in Malmö said that there are several "no-go areas" in Rinkeby and Tensta
>Malmö
>Tensta
>Rinkeby
kek, if you had any clue about sweden you'd know that Tensta and Rinkeby are suburbs to Stockholm, not Malmö.

>>we currently have the hardest immigration policies in europe
>Oh Jesus fucking Christ.
you know the policies have changed pretty dramatically since the open-border-policies of 2015? did you follow the political backlash?

Not that I agree with the user you replied to, but do you even know what decays food?

But brushing your teeth kills bacteria and you don't think food contains bacteria? kek

Why are lobsterbacks so obsessed with us? Are they still sore about getting btfo by us in the past?

Then at least rince your mouth with water and use floss you dirty ape. You'll get so many cavities if you don't.

You can't really be Swedish if you don't know about the no go zones and how fucked our society is getting.

If you haven't noticed the anti white genocide going on in this country you haven't been outside for a decade.

But you're not even Swedish, you're just a memeing SJW cunt

I actually do brush my teeth after eating. I just said that it's supposedly better if you do it the other way round.

Yes, but getting rid of food in you mouth=/=getting rid of good bacteria

you're all retarded, here's a quick rundown
>most bacteria are beneficial, there are more bacterial cells in the human body than there are human cells
>some bacteria in the mouth produce corrosive acids that gives you cavities
>these bacteria feed on sugar
>when you eat a lot of sugar, you get cavities from the lowered pH
it's not that hard

>>>American character brushes his teeth before breakfast
>>American character doesn't take off his shoes before entering a house
Well yeah.
t. non-Amerilard

>kek, if you had any clue about sweden you'd know that Tensta and Rinkeby are suburbs to Stockholm, not Malmö.
Oh, so it just supports my argument even more because then he definitely wasn't in "bumfuck nowhere".

>you know the policies have changed pretty dramatically since the open-border-policies of 2015?
I know and I also know that you're not even close to Hungary or Estonia or Malta or even Norway or Denmark.

>American character is cooler and has a better lifestyle than me
Isn't this the real issue?