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for me
it is chicken broth
the best broth

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the white man should not venture south of the equator lest they become like the savages that dwell there

Ruh-roh

read savages as sausages and did a chuckle

big fan of this image

currently sucking a nigger lads

Natalie a cute

the irish are not white

What is this post even

like oxford but he seems a bit too normie

TELL ME ABOUT THIS IMAGE
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

yes they are

my life needs a wake up call very much asleep atm

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

Mathilda!

83364342
proofs

if pakipoo's meetup blogpost is anything to go by, this place is actually infested with normies

imagine actually meeting up with a mentally delusional criminal paki, surprised yer man didnt fear for his life, could turn into a murder saga at this point 2bh

Emma Watson's face when I walk into the room.

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>ausnz/ and /eire/ are entirely just gay anime ERPing

Sup Forums generals are just anonymous faceless /soc/ threads based on common nationality and interest in shitposting

women never look at me on the dancefloor they obviously can sense that i am too good for them

also was just at a club and they didnt play any fucking christmas music fucking shite new age nigger hip hop obscure shite fucking soyboys

the problem with doing shit loads of cocaine and going on 4 chan in your mid 20s is how bizzarre it seems. chock full of people posting autistic obsessions, posts that reek of teenage angst, people who sit there all day posting dumb american or brainlet memes and a general sense of negativity and cynicism about everything presumably to try to compensate for the people who posts own pathetic lives. i shouldn't be here any more

Used to be asleep. Used to waste time. Time is money. Money is the root of all evil. Money makes people crazy.

people i hate

career women
people taller than me
mexicans
northern irish cunts
etc

THE irish DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
``THE irish ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the irish DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY irish IN ``LATIN ???

*`SMELLYUM CHIMPUS MICKLOPATHETICUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN irish IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``VICTORIA BITTER`` AND ``VEGEMITE``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES

>tfw they didn't do THE scene

was there a recent poleaboo meetup that i missed ?

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yeah

Don't Mexicans start drinking tequila at 8?

dont click this btw lads virus

what scene?
talking about love in the extended version?

Tired of the Mexican's spam.

When I go on holiday, /brit/ seems so far away, fiddly and time consuming. Just too much fucking effort to make posts and get replies.

whiter than you ahmed

t. irish subhuman

The figures spake the truth.

nah I think there was supposed to be a sex scene but her parents said no, something along those lines

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Pretty sure i passed through Victoria station at that time on the 19th desu. probably walked very close to him

So much sexual tension between Mexico and Ireland ITT

great guy

He can't do it anymore, he turned 40.

Why are leafs so dumb

any beta beta gamma zeta house man in?

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if I saw one of the /brit/ characters in person I'd collapse

Imagine waiting at the airport and you see the Algerian walk by you

why do politicians like dabbing so much?

admire your loyalty on how long you've been posting here

can anglo-australians get brit citizenship? we've been here at least 3 generations

ah yes poley's blog

he writes like an alien observing the hu-mans

I'd curb stomp any of you if I ever met any of you in person. I DO NOT put up with trolls and assholes IRL.

jar jar is the key

"im normal and cool and in touch with the population"

roaring

I can't sleep ;_;

It's a mystery.

why don't you post it french poster

notice how trump didnt do any of the dabbing shit, now hes president

THE irish DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF WHISKEY
``THE irish ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the irish DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT

-HOW DO YOU SAY irish IN ``LATIN ???

*`MICKLOPITECUS``

HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN irish IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE PALE, SIMILAR TO CUM
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``GUINESS``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE FLAT NOSES LIKE PIGS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE GINGER NEGROIDS AND HAVE NO SOUL
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES

im not talking about that. i'm talking about the general atmosphere. people spamming "follow chink communists" example an dpictures of trains and pictures of girls over and over and details of their pathetic lives. and then obviously they're better than "deano" who lives in a new build and drives an audi because of course every Sup Forums poster lives in a georgian mansion and drives a rolls royce. it's fucking bizarre

same, ich kann NICHT schlafe, AAAAAAAAAAhilfe mich

drinking perrier out of a wine glass while high... refreshing

is your bed on fire?

>white broccoli
>what's a cauliflower
I actually eat both of them raw tbqh

ain't no other place like /brit/

/brit/ is satire

wiped my arse and there was blood on the paper im a bit concerned

mum keeps buying fucking pepsi the runt woman
threatened to pour it down the sink but she said she'd kick me out the house

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follow these steps EXACTLY

1. want
2. warm shower
3. warm milk

Back to Runegame posting I guess.

having a wank in bed always keeps me up desu

>/brit/ is satire
what did he mean by this

>look up tranny escorts in manchester
>find one
>they have a twitter
>twitter.com/shaffire/status/938224755479543808 (nsfw btw)

ah yes ah yes ah yes

*wank

And none of those 1s and 0s in a server somewhere matter as much as the real connections we disparate souls briefly make as we dance the cosmic dance of banter

MOMMY

Drugs are VERY expensive in this country aside from weed and meth

for ants, only.

>wank keeps you up
make sure it's NOT an arse wank, but a sex wee

View from the flat

meet me world 30 edgeville bank and say willy poo bum wank and ill give you 1mil

like:
crisps
slags
banter
trains

dislike:
pakis

how do you like me now

Sleeping at night is a construction.

The Irish are exactly what the Irish are: the Irish.

say it frenchy, say CHOWDAH

Wow you must be richer than the son of a millionaire

chaudeur

I'd rather not, but thanks.

unironically shagged him

no regrets desu

AH HAHAHAHA
Hey get back here, I'm not through demeaning you

chadoix

It's hilarious! Absolutely HILARIOUS. Those in power prohibit drugs for the common man, any chance they get, they want to control our mental state. But ALL of them do DMT. That's how they join the Riché. They have to see the gnomes.

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