Is your body ready for the happening to end all happenings?

Is your body ready for the happening to end all happenings?

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Hey.... That's today!

Not fair man! I still haven't gotten my first kiss yet..

drive up to southern ontario before the apocolypse and ill give u a smooch user
im a guy btw

Shieeeeet...

>according to End Time Prophecies video posted on YouTube
now THAT'S a credible source

>Christcucks still act like there is magical wizard in the sky who will end the world

...

Hold on - just as soon as I finish making this sandwich.

youtu.be/6HPrfFvkEj0

even if the world ends your not getting one

>no guys, it didn't happen the previous 587 times we predicted it, but it'll happen THIS time, I know it!

It's July 29 right now in UAE.

No man knows the day or the hour... blah blah we have been through this a million times.

Rip user

7/30 here
not happening

better hurry up, the day is almost over

rather than giving us a specific date which can be misunderstood, why doesn't god give us a specific position of the earth on the day of reckoning? oh wait it's because christcucks can't into astronomy

Awww so cute senpai

eh
can't be worse than things are now

I'm in Ottawa, can I come on over? (No homo)

I've been feeling an overwhelming sense of paranoia that I have no explanation for all day

Could this be it? Hope not

>better hurry up, the day is almost over
I'm ready, just got back from the beerstore. Let's get this shitshow happening

yeah but that's an irrelevant part of the world, why would they end it based on the time and date there

some aussie was shitposting about this

b-b-but today is 29 july

nice digits, m'lady

>obama and NASA announcement in 20 minutes

>No man knows the day or the hour...

So is this like Hiesenberg's Uncertainty Principle where if we keep predicting it, it'll never happen?

The world doesn't revolve around your time zone you fucking abo.

Eh I don't know, you could keep guessing but that does not mean you know? Know what I mean, mane?

what time is in Jerusalem?

I've survived so many damn apocalypses, it's getting old.

FUCK YOU

Habbening is habbening soon

oh shit, quick

marry a 12 year old and fuck her.

fuck fuck fuck fuck

No, it will happen on the 29th of August

Kek wills it

>End Time Prophecies Channel

If consecutive digits, APOCALYPSE NOW

It will never happen

Lay the lay eel a law.
Mo ham a law, raw sue a law.

Hey, gotta hedge the bets.

fake and more homosexual than should be allowed on daytime television.

OP is a kek hater. he knows there will be no happening today so he is trying to get your hopes up so you stop talking about happenings because OP is a liberal faggot who fears not having a woman call the shots in germany and america

30th july here you fagets

I had a dream about Abbos sneaking in to houses with knives during the daytime but I fought them off. They're trying to get the aussies through the Dreamtime before they come after you.

Stay safe ausposters

its the 30th you dumbshit.

australia is still alive and kicking.

NOOOOOO- I wanted to be alive for the race war!!!

i have that dream all the time.
anything else you can remember?

I think doomsday predictions are so numerous because they're trying to desensitize superstitious people kind of like how Sup Forums makes every other post "if you don't reply to this post your mom will die in her sleep tonight"

4/10 video, graphics really heated up my video card

Oh look it's the new 21st December 2012

If only...

>mfw satan impersonates jewsus, and throws all the cuckstian retards into the lake of fire

He looks cool. I'd conquer the world with him.

my gf bought that for my cats- they do indeed love it

Let's hope it happens then I don't have to go to a libtard wedding tomorrow

>not dying fighting against him
faggot.

This.

I lived the excitement of big happenings I thought were real.

I can't believe in them anymore.

Nothing will happen.

>the joke is that we are jn hell already

>Not riding the wave of Chaos.
cuck

How's that working out for ya?
What flavor Windex do you prefer?

I am ready Yankbro.
I want to go to my maker in a glorious crescendo of fire and agony. With fighter jets bombing stuff and nuclear submarines causing disaster and devastation with terrible weapons of power and destruction.

Here I am, at 3PM. Drinking some whiskey, as my son plays with his toys. And I wait. I wait for the end.

dont forget it happened in our lifetimes already.

So if Jesus comes like thief in the night and no one know when it will happen, then why would there be all these huge earth-fucking disasters? Doesn't that make it obvious?

>I will fight to be enslaved
You're an edgy cunt aren't you?

>ywn witness the apocalypse
Feels ultra sad man.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9gf_soFBM

I heard they are turning off the matrix.

Tfw no one checks my dubs

Happeningest happenings have happened.

Still nothing close to an end of the world. The 21st of December was HUGE.

We also had end world happenings in 2014 or something like that I believe.

I dont even remember anymore, I lose track of time here.

If I drive up there youll be sucking me off M8

It's not happening, this is false prophesy.
t. Christian.

>Heretics using the Roman calendar.

If only this were true.

>Aliens come
>They ask us to fuck their wives

Someone wants to take advantage of the energy this fear mongery creates.

Maybe it's a Hillary ritual

Yup!

We should just cut the bullshit and predict the apocalypse the following day every time.

IT's already 30.7 somewhere in the world...

jesus christ here its not happening

Pls death by IS

My dad works for god, can confirm it's not happening

My uncle does too

we should all make out

Irrelevant parts.

You'll know it isn't happening when it's 7-30 in California, nothing relevant exists west of California.

>Put your best spin (((people))) on it

I'd fuck Carl the Cuck's shaved ass

They were going in by 2s into houses, women only, and I fought them with a poleaxe. Pretty fun 9/10 not as good as the dream where I beat up a bunch of gay little aliens

>witnessed

They're not entirely wrong

4 frawg gawd

please kek let me off this rides with holy dubs, i pray in your name KEK