>underwater scene

>hold my breath like the characters

>Antarctica documentary
>turn my A/C all the way down

learn 2 greentext properly

>moody silent character
>pretend I'm like him for a whole day

learn 2 greentext properly

>underwater scene
>pause the movie to move my whole viewing rig next to the bathtub

>Gay character
>watch gay porn for the night to try and switch things up

>timed underwater escort scene

Into the trash it goes.

>fire scene
>set house on fire

>sex scene
>fuck my cat in unison

>diner scene
>start eating my nummies and pretend I'm there with the characters

>underwater scene
>pee on my couch

>read retarded frogpost
>realize I can't relate and thus don't have autism

>sex scene

I do that too!

I love you, you silly frogposter.

>character is black
>housebreak into someone else's kinoroom to watch the rest

>"it aint me" by fortunate son starts playing

>start jerkin it

>movie takes place in a cold environment
>can't get properly immersed because it's hot as fuck and I'm sitting in a pool of ass sweat

...

You're all fucking cringy, do you actually do this?

>scene with black characters
>smack my lips and commit a crime

>underwater baywatch scene
>it ain't pee starts playing

#litty #raunchydirtylilflick #betterthanthealternative

>sad animal death scene
>hug my pet rat

>phone posting

That is proper greentext, what's your issue with it?

>what the fuck are you talking about?

Who are you quoting?

>I wasn't quoting, I was shrektexting.

>muslim character
>perform jihad against the western nations

>above-water scene
>breath

Must have been difficult in Mission Impossible 4, where Tom Cruise learned to hold his breath for four minutes in order to film the entire scene in one take

>shrektexting

I like this term

>shrektexting
>not shrexting
DONKEY