/brit/

WAFFLEZ!!!!!! >:))

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*raises spork*

just TRY and think about germany without picturing hitler

he wasn't even a real german either

>there's a country in africa called nigger and it's shaped like a chicken leg
how the FUCK did they get away with this?

Sup Forums has no convinced me that all finns and estonians are anime girls

*caresses your thigh*

was this REALLY worth waiting until a new to post?

christmas checklist:
[x] wank
[ ] listen to that david bowie christmas song
[ ] black gf 2017
[ ] find out what's actually in a mince pie

While you were 15 and posting memes I was 15 and captain of boats and scrum half in Australian rugby.

>yank humour

>awww user, you're so cute

is there ANYTHING worse that a female can say to you?

>gay germans

need hitler back

>bestiality

they work for the mercenary. the masketta man

Drinking at 10am

Feel like a big man

yeeees im an island monkey

huhuhaahaaaaaaaaaaaahh

*throws tea flavored shit around*

hitler was gay

any of youse totally heterosexual lads wanna get married?

theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/23/two-heterosexual-irish-men-marry-to-avoid-inheritance-tax-on-house

better than being called ugly desu

one word, "eww"

muslims catholics and jews are all going straight to hell

reddit

spacing

MARKLE

you forgot the gavin and stacey Christmas special la

once called a girl cute because she didn't have a drivers license and i think she felt like i was being an asshole

>When that blue SAT appears and fills you with joy

wish i was a cute girl with a cute girl best friend who i did cute girl stuff together with and there would be lesbian sexual tension between us but we wouldn't really act on it beyond the occasional kiss which isn't really gay when girls do it

>snort a load of cocaine and spend an hour arguing about teachers crying
>snort a buttload of cocaine and go insane about misuse of the word "grit"

noticing a pattern

my local paper on 9/12

if I ever see this mutt on my notes I'm going to throw all my money in the bin

I nomiate this for reddit post of the year

haven't had a benzo for 35 days
still feel like shit

why do druggies come here to tell us about their pathetic habit?

manchester is a regional centres 2bh

post the paper from your town centre

I'm so hungry.

cash will be a thing of the past by then anyway

can't remember the last time i used paper money

wonder what the staff room was like in school

cash is inconvenient but it serves a vital function

fuck off reddit

is alcohol abuse the same as druggies y/n

good I hope you kill yourself too

Woke up with cotton mouth and
a glee song in my head

rubbery nigger lips

>using the Electric Jew to make transactions

Tell me about Essex restaurant culture

first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft

desire a shiny latex gf

We had that long ago, was called brotherment.

Eat something then

Alcohol isn't a drug

what's that? i'm a bit of a thicko

takes me well over a minute to solve a captcha

head down to the familymart and buy 2000 calories worth of junk food to comfort eat to numb the depression

(i speak from experience)

hope they actually do put harriet tubman on the $20 bill so I can write "nigger" on every one I get

Grammatical problem is what /brit/ get annoyed with.
then gib money.

oi lads there's a film about you lot on BBC2 right now
*chuckles to myself*

In 1998 I was 10 years old and I didn't know it then but I know it now; I want to smell Emma Watson's farts.

drugs are an essential part of british culture

well dehydrated since last night

lel shall be using this one

Had a dream where I was locked up by a medieval king despite it being the future. I was locked up for being against gay marriage and he considered that against British principles but while he was telling me that he was in the cell with me so I just ripped him in half cuz I'm actually Irish

>need to tidy up
>cant be arsed

a cashless society is a crucial step towards 1984

nah it will be crypto by then

this is why you're supposed to do it with your mates not on the computer
sad case

think i would actually do this

I wanna have some vegetable though.

what percentage of Sup Forums posters are russian bots?

oi oi ha

alcohol turns you back into a primitive caveman
LSD gives you a glimpse of the future evolution of man

golliwog detected

fascinating...

NOT

whiter than you takeshi

good post

/brit/ cries out for THIIIIIIIICCCC birds

>what percentage of Sup Forums posters are russian bots?

lsd was discovered in a lab by someone my grandpa's age

*points at the lad with dark hair and glasses*

look it's harry potter!!!! hahahhaha

genuinely don't understand why yanks are still here

I want to smell Emma Watson's farts.

make nabe and invite the GF over

youtube.com/watch?v=Z_k7FwKNkQE

talk about british culture

do prozzies on adultwork see clients on christmas day?

99%
You're the one percent lad

spent all my stones on dokkan battle lads

fairly happy with the result

but wiser than you john.

they're here just to suffer. every night, they can feel their melanin, their niggery lips, their brown nipples. the European heritage they lost, the culture they lost. they're gonna make us give back their whiteness

...

>One drink later

makes sense

tracking

your grandpa was born in 1906?

probably

drinking a lidl red bull

my grandad was born in 2012 but was a time traveller

Good post

learning about the moriori people from another Sup Forums thread

*smacks lips*
dats right whitey

as in the absence of tracking/interferance