Why do americans shit themselves in public

why do americans shit themselves in public

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it's from an old British custom

At least we have loos to poo in

doesn't really answer the question though. even india has the decency to do it in the designated streets, rather than to walk around with it in their trousers in a shop

Freedom

We don't care
Fuck off now

USA - United Stains of America?

no, poor fodder and muh medicine.

I think a lot of those photos show people who are on 'Statins' drugs for heart problems. A side effect can be a loose arse, consequently you see people unawares they have shit themselves.

what more do you expect in wal-mart

go fuck a teakettle you bitchass calling cookies biscuit ass fucking muslim ass bitch how about you lose an entire seafaring empire again faggot your great grandmother needed so much dick your country took over the world to get her enough go fuck some black pudding while thinking of the queen faggot your food is so shit africa chased you out so they could go back to eating dirt dont you have a muslim bull to prep or is it time to put fucking beans on fucking toast & pretend you dont want to kill yourself are you gonna pray to allah when youre done here or jack it with your big ben dildo

id tell you to slit your wrists but you dont have ANY FUCKING KNIVES DO YA

i tried searching "best blowjob ever" on pornhub but all i could find was your COUNTRY FUCKING SUCKING BITCH

Fatty foods and laxitive diet pills.

its a mating ritual, the american male shits his pants in walmart to prove his fertility to the american female. afterwards they drink bud and reproduce inside the male's den, what's known as a "trailer park". Americans show clear sexual dimorphism: american women can be up to 500lbs heavier than a male. after the mating ritual is complete and the young are born, the female ritually eats the american male in a process called "divorce". this ensures perpetual servitude on the male's part through alimony and child support.

i don't know, i've never been to a walmart.

seeing people shit themselves is not an expected or normal thing to see anywhere I've ever been.

why is shitting yourself expected in certain american supermarkets?

We've had this discussion before

And I like where it leads

wew lad

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Ahh you are referring to the burgerstains phenomena. In america it is considered the mark of a true patriot and hard worker to shit yourself in public, this shows that you are too busy living the american dream than to worry about silly loos.

When a burgerstained american is walking down the street people will acknowledge him, nod and smile in respect. These people have a high standing in american society and they often have lofty positions.

Who has time to go to the toilet anyway? Bob Burgerstains has grabbed life by the horns and he is not letting go for a silly toilet break. He wears the burgerstain on his pants with the same honor a war veteran does with the medal on his chest.

Imagine a land so free that you can just shit your britches while you shop with your free disability cheque.

POO POO
PEE PEE

Why do the British think they are economically relevant after Brexit?

wtf how do you know so much about our culture? Are you a national geographic photographer or something?

this, some modern diet pills also block fat in your system, so fat from your food piles up in your butthole instead of getting metabolized and just slides out unless you practice supertight butt mechanics from minor, focused assplay.

wew lad

Lad Wew

I allow this because life in your own country has gotten so bad, Sven

Urinated Shits of America

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They must have Indian ancestry

feels good man

>your food is so shit africa chased you out so they could go back to eating dirt

Pfffft

I can actually answer this correctly for Sup Forums. I'm willing to bet all these fatties have had their gallbladder removed. The food here in America, especially what is marketed to the middle and lower class is all GMO processed crap with tons on chemicals injected. I'm 6'3 190lbs and had to have my gallbladder removed along with my appendix. I haven't shit myself, but my insides have been absolutely fucked ever since. Constant painful stomach aches unless I eat bread and water...

No no no when the american male is looking for a partner he will build a donut nest to attract females. Any females with walking ability in the near vicinity will walk towards the donut nest to see if he is a worthy suitor.

we taught them how to shit

seems like they forgot

Oh great this stupid meme is back

Respek

>americans
>£2.99 on sign

Racemixing shrinks the brain.
Now they are too dumb to use toilettes.

We have designated shitting aisles in Wal-Mart.

It's an alpha thing to do, I was literally just as subway and someone shit on the floor as they were ordering. Sort of like territorial thing I guess.

I consider myself quite well rounded when it comes to cultural nuances but for the life of me I can't figure out why Americans think shitting themselves in public is perfectly acceptable.

When asked they usually brush it off, as if I were some sort of prude complaining about foul language or something - they don't seem to understand that outside of the US no one would shit themselves and continue to walk around in public.

Most people I know would die of embarrassment if they shit their pants in public - but not the American.

"I'll just buy new pants later" they say

Is it the capitalist "go-getter" lifestyle that means most Americans simply have no time to use the toilet?

My goal here is not to offend or antagonize but to learn the thought process behind this wide-spread acceptance.

Thanks in advanced for your replies.

I see nothing wrong.

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Weight loss medicine apparently makes people have loose bowels or something

Its good for getting out of work.

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where you autist?

The drug is called Orlistat.

why do brits eat ice cube sandwiches and hot water soup?

Are these people not aware that they've shit themselves or is it that they just don't care?

I believe it is not actually like "shitting" but the renamings of a previous shit that they didn't wiped well enough.

That's why I never fucking poo outside my own bathroom.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SO FAT THAT WHEN YOU FART YOU CANT TELL A WET FART OR A DRY FART? NO? THEN STFU AND LET AMERICANS SHIT THEMSELVES FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT

These are shoops.

>ice cube sandwiches
>hot water soup

what did he mean by this

thatt posture

The worst part is, how are these people oblivious to it?

tpbp

Told status: TOldBLEROwNEd

I have asked a couple of american friends of mine about this phenomenon and I was surprised to learn that this is deeply rooted in american culture. If you are in a hurry and got lots of stuff to do it is perfectly acceptable in american culture to poo your pants a little because you can always clean up later when you get home. They thought it was very peculiar that I was so surprised and could not believe we dont do this in Europe as well. " If you gotta go you gotta go " they said.

They also told me that having burgerstains on your pants is the sign of a patriot and hard worker, because if you are so busy living the american dream you do not even have time to go to the toilet you must be an upstanding citizen. One of them even admitted to forcing out a burgerstain in his pants once in public when he wanted to impress a girl on a date.

Pooing in public is so big in the United States that they even do sexy style diapers so girls can poo their pants and look sexy at the same time.

UNDERRATED.

>prolapsed anal syndrome

it's an epidemic plague in north america

hard to hold your shit in when your butthole has been rekt by miles of cock

Literally not even a big deal. I shit my pants (a little) every once in awhile, and so do most of the people I know. It's from our diet.

Could you admit to yourself you shit your pants and take the long walk of shame to your car from the store you often visit? Or even worse, to the bus stop or train station where you have to wait with other people

8/10 made me chuckle

This thread is as racist as it is offensive. Where are all the non- white races who are shitting themselves? OP must be a jew. And a faggot.

I've literally never once seen this.

Maybe because I don't hang out at homeless shelters/Walmart.

Saved.

Land of the free to shit anywhere, anytime.

I've shoved all sorts of very large things up my ass, and if anything it has only made my sphincter more powerful.

lost it on

>burgerstains

put me in the crop when this goes on r/Sup Forums

WEW

hahahaha

New pasta?