NAME SOMETHING you would give to your wife at the movie theatre!

NAME SOMETHING you would give to your wife at the movie theatre!

the ticket

a beating

PENIS!

money to buy her son popcorn

My unconditional love

A BEATING, STEVE

i'm gonna go with......................................................................................BLACK EYE, STEVE

Crab legs

Money to tip the bull when he's finished

A solid back story to get me past the interrogation by the couple detectives.

A loaded firearm.

Show me A BLACK GUY

*ding*

lol
kys yourselves

My seat

A bullet once Robert makes me the designated shooter at the Kinoplex

nothing since I have no gf or wife.

NAME SOMETHING YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH BUT DON'T SWALLOW!

>*buzzer noises* Dick in the popcorn box Steve!
> *audience laughs hysterically and steve covers his mouth in shock*
>Let's see it!, Steve says.
>*The board flips to reveal it is the number one answer*
>*The family jumps up hysterically in joy! Steve looks to the camera with a smirk.*

never fucking reply to me EVER again

what now, bitch?

How did you get that position? At my local Kinosphere you start as a shower operator, then a crab leg cracker, then a penis inspector, then a no-singles guard, then a falcon master, and then finally a designated shooter. It's at least a seven year career path.

no u

A Kinosphere must be different from a Kinoplex then, At my Kinosphere Robert puts a golden ticket in people's butter flavoured pop-corn. If they get the golden ticket they're the movie's designated shooter. The amount of people you kill is equal to the percentage you get off your ticket price.

A face full of .357 mag rounds, Steve!

I WOULD GIVE MY WIFE TO ROBERT STEVE