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Vince edition

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glad i was born a man desu

women face a lot of obstacles and prejudices and i'm happy i don't have to deal with them

Imagine still living with your parents at 18.

*shudders*

women get sex easier so that means their whole lives are easy

>not moving out at 16

runt detected

Once Swansea are relegated they are the type of team to be stuck lingering around League 1 for the next decade

they call me doorway

why do u people care about sex so much orgasms don't even feel that good

imagine not being able to batter your own dad
underage need to leave

phew, that god I am 26 then

>she's constantly online on WhatsApp but not to talk to me
I will never get used to this.

*walks through you*

is 19 okay then?

I moved out at 15 you pathetic mummy's boy.

Want a gf

What is your favourite

Pomade
Mens fashion vlogger
Song of 2017
Porn star

oxygen is poison
don't fall for the atmospheric jew
stay woke

Where's my keys? Ffs MD making me lose my memory

correct on both accounts

mummy's cooking sausage and bacon
pakis btfo

r8 my кoт

anime

youtube.com/watch?v=kj3XhV_uopg

its all gone to shit lads

Except their role is to avoid sex until they find a man who will commit. Otherwise they're a disgusting whore in the eyes of men, and a laughable failure in the eyes of other women.

need a chubby gf

>not moving out at 13
weak cunt detected
i was working on building sites by then

dont listen to modern music desu

it's hat o'clock

saw funhaus play it

what happened?
spoider bit you?

Quite literally the best feeling you can feel

shes not chubby

its nearly christmas lad

he look like me

>not being adopted and running away at 9
how does it feel being a nancy?

I got a job at 8, bought my own house at 10 and invited my parents to live with me. You kids these days don't know you're born.

give him a pat

that would be a speedball

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A running theme for me this year has literally been shitting myself. I must have shit myself at least five times this year. Never had a problem before, then this year it just keeps happening. Fucking had to get one more in before the end of the year today too.

imagine ever living with your parents
i was raised by a pack of wolves

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*surreptitiously makes vet appointment*

what the fuck has it always been called this

is jin-roh worth watching

samefag

the ting go
BRRRAPPPPPPP

dream girlfriend:
5'10-6'1
thin
blonde
skin tone between pale-slightly tanned
intelligent
nice female tone of voice
pretty faced

ummm if i'm leaving anything out, tell me

youtube.com/watch?v=AN3vM-T-lm0

Absolutely love seeing liberals unknowlngly agree with Trump then see their faces when they are told as such

i swear to allah(swt) he look like me

no

*surreptitiously hides the gym webm*

haha

they recently changed the (english version of the) name

no they changed it recently
(is google broke?)

doing some so-called math lads :^)

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>dream girlfriend(male):
fixed that for you free of charge x

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Was aborted as a foetus.

nice job lad what level are you at?

I'm sure that girl's dream boyfriend is a druggie who brags about his height on an international anime site board haha

>two irelands

What country is this I'm on my phone

mugikot

Bizarro Ireland

Behold yond simpering dame, Whose face between her forks presages snow; That minces virtue, and does shake the head To hear of pleasure's name; The fitchew, nor the soiled horse, goes to 't With a more riotous appetite. Down from the waist they are Centaurs, Though women all above: But to the girdle do the gods inherit, Beneath is all the fiends'; There's hell, there's darkness, there's the sulphurous pit, Burning, scalding, stench, consumption!

>What country is this I'm on my phone

Does he know it's Christmas time at all?

>girls don't like guys who take drugs

lmao at you

sheltered little virgin.

ivory coast

>clubgoers come here
no wonder this site has turned into a steaming pile

banter

I'm actually joking I just like being the oblivious stupid yank

they don't like runts who pay through the nose for shite MD

when I were a lad, there were 10 of us sharing a 1 bedroom flat and we lucky if we got bread and butter to share.

sure you are

absolute state of 190kg

>princess michael

high school level geometry and algebra. it's fairly easy so far, except for word problems. fuck word problems. and with the way this site works, the more struggle with something the more they make you work at it, so i'm doing word problems literally 90% of the time

i'm just doing this to make sure i'm not the dumbest person in my class and i think i've already accomplished that but i'm going to keep studying until my placement test to see how far i can teach myself before i sit down in a classroom next year

good waifus think drugs are scummy

>not knowing who turtle is
state of you

190 paid £50 for a g of bashed md

she actually looks like le 56% face in that picture

>waifus
don't think that's what he's after

Certain royals are called by their spouses name. Differs between actual royals and those who married in.

What does that brooch represent ?

why do some people have big flaccid dicks and other people have small flaccid dicks

>the more struggle with something the more they make you work at it, so i'm doing word problems literally 90% of the time

practice makes perfect ay

keep going

don't give up yank you're doing a good job

umm i asked you a question you stupid limey twat

lisicki sold a kidney for 400mg of 30% pure mandy

Poor core and glute exercise during adolescence.

controlled oppostion

for 1 week lisiciki should try not giving all the girls that he's convinced likes him drugs for free

>tell him to his face that I was just joshin' but my post was so clever on so many levels that he still doesn't buy it
It's hard being like this 2bh

quite like reading your posts for some reason
keep it up

australians run this site, mr. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beto_O'Rourke

I don't see how that would work

>a 'racist' brooch
>'racist'
>oh WE'RE not calling it racist, but someone else did and we're just quoting them in our headline
>because we're completely impartial in this and every story
The utter state of modern "journalism." The complete and utter state of it.