Who had the best masterplan?
>Sabotage the American Space Program with a nuclear-powered radio jammer.
>Scare away the supersticious locals by convincing them that your private island is haunted by a fire-breathing dragon.
>Employ network of assassins and corrupt locals to cover your trails.
I actually have screencaps for this.
Elliot Carver was the most practical.
>start a provocation between two countries
>film it
>????
>profit
Max Zorin
>Destroy Silicon Valley via Earthquake
>Create massive shortage of computer microchips
>Have complete monopoly on production and distribution.
Also that media tycoon in Tomorrow Never Dies was pretty dope too.
>Manipulate hot Soviet cypher clerk into defecting to James Bond and help him steal a valuable decyphering machine
>Film Bond's inevitable sexual liasom with hot Soviet cypher clerk
>Have Bond and hot Soviet cypher clerk assassinated by master hitman
>Steal the decyphering machine and sell it back to the Soviets at a big price
>Leak the film of Bond's encounter with hot Soviet cypher clerk to the media, framing her for a murder-suicide
>Embroil both the British and the Soviet in an international scandal to increase tensions in the Cold War and advance SPECTRE's goals.
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>Trick people into believing that you intend to steal all the gold in Fort Knox
>Detonate a nuclear bomb there, altering the chemical composition of all the gold therein and making it useless, therefore increasing the value of your own private collection of gold and giving you big leverage in the international financial market.
Based Trevelyan, obviously.
>destroy the country that betrayed you while simultaneously stealing shitloads of money
>Steal nukes.
>Hold the world for ransom.
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Yeah but radioactive gold becomes super duper rare, making it 10x as valuable as regular gold.
it's too irradiate the gold supply and surroundings to make it inaccessible for the next decades rendering his personal stash more valuable
>Hijack American and Soviet spacecrafts
>Frame rival countries of hijacking each other's spacecrafts
>Cause World War III for the benefit of a third world country that wants to take over the world.
>Open allergy clinic.
>Brainwash hot clients into becoming carriers for viruses that render crops and livestock useless.
>Threaten to release virus if his demands of global amnesty and french nobility claims are not met.
>the first Bond villain was a hapa
What did Fleming mean by this?
>Steal diamonds.
>Use diamonds to build death space laser.
>Extort money from superpowers with your death space laser.
>Bid the use of your death space laser to countries willing to pay big time.
>Also clones.
>Hijack helicopter.
>Shoot your nemesis.
Man, Blofeld was kind all over the place, wasn't he?
>Distribute free heroin.
>Drive competitors out of business and increasing the number of addicts.
>Eliminate the competition and monopolize the heroin trade at exorbitant prices.
>Also voodu.
>steal a bajillion dollars
>cover tracks by destroying entire global economy
>render your bajillion worthless
Was he the dumbest?
>Be the world's top assassin.
>Hired to steal advanced solar battery.
>Keep the battery for yourself.
>Hunt James Bond for sport.
He was trying to destroy Britannia cuz of his filthy cossack ancestry
>also nipples
>be CEO of Nestle
>do what Nestle does every day
>Create underwater society.
>Steal nuclear missiles to trigger WWIII.
>Count on WWIII culling the weak.
>Rebuild society with the survivors of the nuclear holocaust.
>Create space shuttle.
>Use chemical weapons to trigger WWIII.
>Count on WWIII culling everyone.
>Return to Earth and rebuild society with the specimen you chose for your space shuttle.
I laughed, but he's still better than nuBlofeld because he at least got fed up with Bond's bullshit and tried to kill him personally
I've never been a fan of bond but the villains are neat sounding. What's a good starting point?
how about the beginning? Imagine that.
>Steal missile guidance system from the British
>Sell to the Soviets.
>Trick Bond into killing your rival.
>Also lolis.
Wait a second...these are the same goddamn plan.
Shhhhhhhhh...
spy who loved me and moonraker for the ultimate jaws arc kino
Winner.
>Steal treasures from the Kremlin.
>Smuggle stolen treasures to America through a renegade Afghan prince.
>Replace one of the treasures with a nuclear warhead.
>Detonate it during air show at American Air Force base.
>Count on it appearing to be an accidental detonation and convince Europe to withdraw their nuclear weapons and leave their borders unprotected for Soviet occupation.
>Occupy borders.
I always wondered why Stromberg couldn't just build his underwater city without destroying the world
>Smuggle stolen treasures from Russia to America.
>Get rich.
>???
>Be author of all Bond's pain
>Genetically engineered Nazi businessman
>Trigger earthquake in San Francisco to destroy Silicon Valley.
>Become the foremost microchip manufacturer and supplier in America.
>Pound your Nubian Amazon waifu.
>Also horse steroids.
He stole Lex Luthor's plan and made it worse
>mind your own business
>step-brother keeps coincidentally fuck up your plans
>decide to seek vengeance against him
>meanwhile push for the creation of a unified surveillance system for nations under your secret control
>Steal money from the Soviet Union.
>Give money to American arms dealer.
>American arms dealer buys opium from Afghan forces.
>Sell the opium.
>Use the profit to continue funding the Soviet War on Afghanistan.
>Get exposed.
>Defect to London.
>Manipulate your girlfriend into faking an assassination attempt so Bond can foil it and be convinced you're a valuable asset.
>Claim the superior that's onto you has declared death to all spies.
>Break out and return to Russia.
>Continue your dealings to monopolize the opium market in Afghanistan and use the profit to allow the Soviets to take over Afghanistan.
>Trick Bond into eliminating your superior and unknowingly cover your tracks.
>It was me James. It was me all along.
>Sell guns.
>Get rich.
I was always a fan of this guy, he seemed to have a real vision
Dr No or Casino Royale. Bond is pretty episodic so as long as you don't start with Quantum of Solace it should be fine
>Sell cocaine.
>Get rich.
"he found his Waterloo."
>Steal billions from the London government.
>Use space weapon to erase all records of your crimes through an eletromagnetic pulse.
>Ruin England's economy to avenge your Cossack ancestors.
Does it bother anyone that Trevelyan seems too young at the time that Goldeneye is set for his own backstory to make any sense? He'd have to be about at least fifty years old if his parents were sold out to Stalin by the Brits following the end of WWII, especially for him to have any actual memory of them. Mild burn scar aside he just doesn't look old enough for the timeline to even out.
Great character though. "In 48 hours you and I will have more money than God" is my favorite self-aggrandizing villain line in a movie.
>Frame the British of bombing the Chinese so your allies in China can stage a coup
>Chinese allies give you monopoly over media coverage in China.
>Facilitate the bombing of one of your country's submarines.
>Frame the Brits.
>Use civil unrest to take control of the country.
>Seduce the terrorist who kidnapped you.
>Manipulate him into killing your father so you can take over his oil empire.
>Manipulate him into bombing Istanbul so you can monopolize the oil market.
>Obsessively try to fuck James Bond.
>Nuke Istanbul.
>Get pussy.
>Crush lovers chest between legs
>Orgasm
>Be North-Korean Colonel.
>Trade military-grade weapons for African conflict diamonds,
>fake your death, undergo heavy plastic surgery to become a white British guy
>Use the diamonds to create a multi-billionaire company and an ice castle for some reason.
>Build a space station to harness solar power under pretext of contributing to crops.
>Use it as a weapon to take over South Korea.
best girl
really kickstarted my fetish for sexually violent women
still fap and erp involving xenia onatopp
he did it for the bonus
>is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?
I love the fact that Whitaker and Koskov were basically running a pretty simply con to profit off of the Russian-Afghan war and keep it running indefinitely.
Based Living Daylights. One of the best written films in the franchise.
>get rich with currency speculation
>use your money to bribe John Mccain and other politicians to back your plans
>start financing revolution in eastern european shithole in order to provoke a war between Russia and the West while being in a bunker on billionaere island
>populate what left of the world with third worlders
>get treated like a god
Daring synthesis
any hopes to have another 006 or even a 008?
That backgammon scene was clearly written by someone who has never played backgammon.
More like Elliot Roger
Neither him nor Whitaker seemed clever enough to think up that convoluted plan.
>the plot of Casino Royale revolves around fucking high-stakes Texas hold em being played by millionaire Eurotrash in a 5 star private resort casino in Montenegro
Here's another one
>create social network
>marry 6/10 asian henchman
>start spying on everybody while building an infrastructure for censorship with China as a testing ground
>receive presidency with the help of your social network
>give everybody an universal basic income and VR-goggles to make them fat an stupid
>wait until automatization makes humans obsolete
>activate hunter killer robots to kill everbody who didn't like you on facebook
Thank God for NSA Agent Halle Berry!
Koskov seemed pretty smart. He was just a spineless weasel.
And he had a ton of fun doing it.
There's a PokerStars tournament in Sochi right now.
Admittedly, top prize is a hell of a lot less than $100 mil
>gain several inches in height
Every single moment of Die Another Day from the opening onward is bugfuck insane stupid and I kind of love it.
Dr Now.
Makes people lose weight.
"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to lose 100 pounds before I finish this sentence."
Shit movie that could have been the best in the series with the North Korean plot line. I blame Hallee Berry and stupid locations/dialogue
Hearty kek
>Got killed for being 2smug
TOP LMAO
...with a fire-ax, no less
that was a pretty bad-ass fight
"it's all in the wrists..."
They should've kept it to the original game, but Americans are too stupid to follow along.
>"Hurr Durr! Math is hard..."
this right here
JAMES BOND MIN BET 10 MILLION ON A 46S HE IS NOT GOOD AT POKER
So much better than the source material they threatened to sue
Wait a minute isn't Christopher Walken missing from this?
I call bullshit on this
Le Chiffre
WILLARD HWHITE SPEAKIN
checked. the kek occurred
Kek, that endgame
You're blind.
>Saxby...
>BERT Saxby? Tell him he's fired!
Vanessa Selbst would disagree
>Kill M
the explanation of the dna therapy is true comedy kino
Dr Noah
Plans to use biological warfare to make all women beautiful and kill all men over 4-foot-6-inch (1.37 m) tall, leaving him as the "big man" who gets all the girls.
Brosnan-era Bond with Moore-era silliness. The fact that this dude had complex plastic surgery to completely replace his skin, eyes and hair is funny enough but the fact that he did it just to fool Bond and his dad is icing on the cake. This whole movie is over the top silliness with the surfing and the ice palace craziness. Literally the only good part is the sword fight near the start.
>Own Globex Corporation, a power plant that's a front for developing a Doomsday Device
>Use the Doomsday Device to threaten the UN Security Council into giving him the world supply of gold in 72 hours or he will take control of the East Coast of the US.
>Blows up the 59th Street Bridge and executes super spy James Bont to prove his intent.
>Repels a US military attack on his lair by killing them with fire and succeeds in seizing the East Coast by force.
Was Hank Scorpio the greatest Bont Villian?
Heh pretty good Bond thread you got here, it'd be a thread if some posted... A NON-EON PRODUCED BOND VILLAIN
>make a big deal about chiffre's "tell"
>bond wins because he has the best hand possible