Dahnald please, let me do this the proper way, I don't want to hurt you.
Give me the delegates, now.
Dahnald please, let me do this the proper way, I don't want to hurt you
Eli Diaz
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Samuel Ross
Guess I'm a #CruzMissle now
Luis Williams
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Luis Parker
Jason Hill
Try it with a more nasal voice. Pinch your nose shut with your fingers and try talking higher. Cruz has a feminine faggy voice. Watch his videos where he was young.
Caleb Morales
It was me all along, Dahnald. The author of all your pain. You could have avoided this. You could have let me have the delegates, but you chose this path.
Lucas Foster
Now it's time for your demise Donald, I wanted one thing and you failed me, just like you failed this country. Thats it, I will no longer request it....... I'm taking your delegates
Jaxson Cox
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Jack White
Cruz is acting until he announces his support for Trump when Trump needs it most.
You heard it here first, folks!
Leo Johnson
Why hello there! My name is Mr. Zurc! I specialize in keeping delegates safe from true conservative Texas senators! Why don't you just put those delegates in the bag and I'll keep them safe for you!
Jacob Allen
IT'S OVER DAHNULD!
*Record scratch*
You might be wondering how you ended up under my boot Dahnuld. Well, to figure that out we need to go back. Waaaaaaay back. When you still got your delegates.
Robert Gray
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Nicholas Hill
This particular one gets me everytime, so elaborate.
Christian Ward
*cuts to Cruz driving a dagger into a 10 year old while praying that Baal Hammon accepts his sacrifice of a virgin*
Okay, maybe naht that far back.
Xavier Thomas
You are no king, Dahnald.
Jonathan Rodriguez
I'm disappointed in you, Donald. I'm very disappointed. Re-electing myself was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Romney's political career. Did you really think it would kill mine? I swam across the Gulf of Mexico from Cuba to reach Canada. I have witnessed political debates so political incorrect and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Donald, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest rat.
Ryder Jenkins
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Nathan Watson
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Levi Wright
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Josiah Rogers
Fucking saved. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Luke Gutierrez
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Isaiah Diaz
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Andrew Phillips
holy fuck Sweden yes
Joseph Hill
fucking kek
Daniel Lopez
>Skelegates
Alexander Thomas
youtube.com
>Sweden yes!
Sebastian Jackson
kek hard!
Brayden Cox
Hello, my name is Ted Cruz
I’m a 45 year old Canadian conservative (the only true conservative for you Trump supporters). I write speeches on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my campaigning and studying superior American political principles. (gun rights, flat tax, border security)
I travel with my campaign staff every day, my superior platform is the only one that can defeat Hillary Clinton because it is backed by over a thousand delegates, and is vastly superior to any campaign on earth. I started my political career twenty years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak American English fluently, both Appalachian and the Southern dialect, and I tweet fluently as well. I know everything about American history and the constitution, which I follow 100%.
When I win the Republican nomination, I am traveling to Cleveland to attend the prestigious Republican National Convention and learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become the nominee or American president!
I own several business suits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the White House, so I can fit in easier. I wave and say, “God bless America,” as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Alexander Myers
トランプさん
デリゲートはどこですか?
James Perez
Dahnald, Dahnald, look at me.
Andrew Rodriguez
I love this meme.
David Bennett
Givu mi de deregates, Donard-san.
Brandon Peterson
DAHNAAAAAAAAAAALD
Charles Perry
NO, DAHNALD! GIVE THEM BACK!
Julian Adams
holy fuck
Ethan Gray
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Camden White
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Logan Sanders
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Christopher White
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Isaiah Long
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Colton Wilson
Holy shit this one is so bad Kek. Love it
Camden Morales
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Angel Wilson
Ted
Let us dispel this fiction that Donald will just hand over his 1237 Delegates.
Mason Anderson
I'll rid this world of pointless wars Dahnuld.
Thomas Thomas
Les délégués Donald.
Matthew Brooks
I just want a quiet election, Dahnuld.
Xavier Cook
KEK
James Carter
>Mfw somebody paid her like 100k or something like that to do porn like 1 week before Ted dropped out and became completely irrelevant.
Alexander Gutierrez
I'd like to take this time to personally thank Horsey for his support, while I try to acquire the delegates Donald Trump wrongfully stole from me.
Andrew Williams
DNLD
Carter Diaz
Hand them over you sniveling coward
Michael James
DEME LOS DELEGADOS DON TRUMPO
Wyatt Clark
*whisk whisk*
I'm going to swipe your delegates, Dahnald.
Justin Sanders
Who do you think is faster? Ted or Baba?
Landon Martinez
>L'Amérique a besoin d'un vrai président conservateur, Donald!
Adam Green
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Daniel Hill
>vocaroo.com
My fuckin' sides.
Brandon Adams
Tovarisch Trumpski, the local commissar has alerted us that you are suspected of storing away a disproportionate amount of delegates for you personal use. Those delegates are property of the people and should be turned over to me immediately.
Benjamin Jones
Joshua Morales
if you want these delegates cruz.... you'll have to come get them
*summons wall*
David Scott
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