ITT: Your Favorite Minor Star Wars Character

EV-9d9

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Jesus, tell me this nigga was decapitated

Woah hey, guys. Welcome to EB Games.

I did enjoy killing that clattering rust bucket

that little laughing rat dog thing jabba had

Bigger Luke

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Sorry to hear that.

Luuuke was my favorite character.

Uncle Owen. I always thought it was pretty ridiculous that they never had Luke remember his Uncle, or had some scenes where he taught him some shit.

Instead that credit goes to Obi-Wan, a crazy cave gypsy who doesn't really do much of anything except lie to Luke and teach him about moral relativism. Owen was a responsible jobber who got shafted.

What the fuck did Obi-Wan even do for money? Did he just steal food from the Lars' family?

He fucked up sand people for coin, that's what Obi did.

Wilrow Hood, the greatest example of capitalism going too far.

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please dont go there. just please, don't. For the love of god no.

He was a jester who had to make Jabba laugh once a day or die.

Genndy's General Grievous. He was so god tier.
>No force powers
>No ties to the Sith beyond being on their side and learning from Dooku
>Is treated like a Horror movie monster for Jedi
>Thinks the Sith deception plans are stupid, and is in it to win a war
>Dat cold, disheartening stare

The song was good, dear friend.

IG-88.

Amanaman

Wicket

I like the other droid he hangs out with, the one that just stands there and pulls a lever all day.

The robot that yells at Rey when she is cleaning the scrap.
Apparently NuWars characters don't get wookiepedia pages.

Obi and Owen are childhood friends from the planet StewJon that grew to hate eachother in adulthood.

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Nothing but scrap that gets molested by Ugnauts every day.

>EU is so retarded that not sure if true or not

Effay as fuck

Disney canon. Anakin ordered Owen and Berus death because he blames the Lars family for his mothers death.

The galaxy hates Jar Jar for suggesting the Chancellor gain emergency powers, post Jedi he is a vagrant that performs as a clown for food and is banned from returning home to Naboo.

Momaw Nadon

that smuggler dude
he had some amusing quips

O'peeza Phaggitt

He took down the second Death Star and almost took down the first without using some bullshit force powers. But he gets no love.

>Uncle of Ewan McGregor
>Turned down Episode VII because "it would have bored him"

boba fett

I wonder what his role would have been. Given how minor the original stars were he probably would have just stood in the background for the third deathstar briefing.

I almost spit my drink out

top lel

cant get better than the jizz whalers