/ausnz/ + people

Christmas edition.
watch your chimmneys and doors. someone might bring presents.

Yay Natsuki

At least this awful season is almost over

Why to you like Natsuki so much?

Because she's cute
CUTE

Got food poisoning lads

She's a dumb pink haired tsundere
Just in time for Christmas

That's why I love her

me on the bottom

what did you eat?
were you with a doctor? that stuff can get serious

Did you guys celebrate on Christmas Eve or tomorrow?
Here in North of Italy we celebrate tomorrow :)

baka
We celebrate tomorrow

I want a kiwi to fucc me...

How you guys usually celebrate this festivities?
I thought that in Aus/NZ it was like in America in which they celebrate on 24th
Well at least I learn something new :3

>like in America in which they celebrate on 24th
We don't do that

Piss off slut, it's never gonna happen

Don't you have a bigass dinner on 24th?
In movie they portray always like that
Maybe only in some states >_

rude desu

Well at least let me cuddle with you while you're waiting to meet your bf

I want some cute girl to fug me for Christmas. Hahaha.

Yanks might, I've never seen anyone do it here

Wow, can your seriously not even tell the kiwis apart

this thread and the one before it are full of nothing but a bunch of poofs bar a small few posters tops
/ausnz/ must be fill to the brim with australians to be so shockingly bad

also the food overall in australian is absolute shit compared to NZ

well, cute girls are ouf of stock... can we buy you something other?

Ususally it's Dunedin who says that to me

Are you the Arkansas guy?

Yummy pavlova tommorrow

I am

I think I'll have to get one of those pocket pussies soon

Aren't brothels legal there?

Tried this today, Aussie licorice is rubbish.

I tell you that all the time, and anyway it's only 1pm here so he'll still be in bed

brothels are disgusting. only the bottom of the genepool goes there.
i got over the fact that my genes got sorted out by evolution.

have fun with that desu. at least you dont have a hot water bottle with an animegirl on it

Who are you? Flags have spoiled me

I'm going to sleep
Take care :)

Have a nice sleep.

>at least you dont have a hot water bottle with an animegirl on it
w-what's wrong with that?
I'm not telling
Night

gn qt

Are you the worst coaster

>w-what's wrong with that?
nothing desu. just a little bit weird

night

Nope

Cute Sharo though, I'm saving it
It's not weird to have a hot water bottle with a picture of an anime girl that you sleep with every night

Just tell me you meany

No, make me

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kiss already

>posts worst trap
I'm not kissing a dumb Yankee

>worst trap
dont let the italian hear this

>worst trap
take it back, that's obviously shimakaze

>Shimakaze
You take that back

Steak and potato salad last night
Feel a LOT better after a spew though

Sup laddies
Merry christmas eve!

have to agree with the kiwi on this one

marry christmas desu!

>not even a guy

Hey matey, it's great how in less that 24 hours this awful season will be over
It's just a really good trap

Why do you hate Christmas?
Is it because your parents never buy you the doll you've always wanted to show off to your friends at highschool?

GOOD MOOOOOOORNING EVERYONE!

DID EVERYONE HAVE A GOOD SLEEP? IS EVERYONE HAVING A GOOD DAY?

Good morning qt.

Did you have a good sleep desu?

I don't know why I don't like Christmas, I just know I don't like it
hiya

I'm having Champagne + Orange juice
Yes, I am the 1%
Jealous are we?
Lick my feet and maybe I'll give you a sip

I'll lick your feet even if you don't give me anything

morning matey
slut

Uummmm.. it was okay, I guess. Barely left bed or ate.

DID I MISS ANY OF THE LEWDNESS? I-I'LL BUY EVERYONE A CHRISTMAS PRESENT TOMORROW I SWEAR!
OwO don't be so laaazy.

Will you buy me bannerlord

you didnt miss anything lewd desu.

D-depends how much I have. I-I wanna buy all the qts presents.

>tits on Felix
ew

and I'm just kidding qt, just glad you're here

That sounds vile, why not just have champagne by itself richboy

That's pretty gay

Because I don't like the taste of most types of alcohol.
I only really like Cider and Beer.

me on the left

Also:
You know you want to

me on the right

S-sorry desu. L-love you too.

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Wow, sounds like you've got the palette of a highschooler, if you don't like champagne don't drink it
Um no, I'm not licking your feet no matter how nicely you ask

still can't wrap my head around the fact that it's summer there and you're celebrating christmas

I'm not lazy, ausnon. I'd love to do more than lie in bed.

HOLY SHIT MY LE FELL ASLEEP CALL THE AMBULANCE

yo can you stop bulli the highshooler?

>if you don't like champagne don't drink it
But it's CHRISTMAS!
I HAVE TO DRINK CHAMPAGNE!
>I'm not licking your feet no matter how nicely you ask
Who said I was going to ask nicely?

What do you mean?
How else would you celebrate Christmas? Do you really do it in July so it's winter?

You're all qt

>Who said I was going to ask nicely?
l..lewd w..way of thinking

Fuck it's too hot, I was hoping for a rainy Christmas

I hope your leg wakes up
>stop bulli the highschooler
But I'm the highschooler, I'm just trying to turn it around on him
No you don't, I'm drinking Speights and that's fine
>Who said I was going to ask nicely?
Well now I'm ever less likely to lick your feet

AAAAH WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING HIM A HIGH SCHOOLER WHY ARE YOU BULLYING PEOPLE AAAAH
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE AND IT'S SO HOT TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
St-stay there cutie, I'm flying over now to help you.
Love you too.

But I don't, I call him a bourgeois, lanklet, perverted slut, he usually calls me a highschooler

>But I'm the highschooler
It's good to see you are finally admitting it

>I'm drinking Speights and that's fine
But you hate Christmas, how could that be fine if you are waiting for it to be over?

>Well now I'm ever less likely to lick your feet
I don't think I'll be taking your opinions into consideration

so. two things:
1. why is she on a leash?
2. why did you admit beeing a smol highshooler?

holy hell stop bulli. and if you do at least be nice to your victims after.

Y-you shouldn't call people that stuff. I-It's pretty rude desu :3
Also are you some sorta lewd communist?
D-desu st-stop being cute.

>why is she on a leash?
That's me in the image, and it's because I'm a little doggie

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Yay, just got some freshly baked cookies

>It's good to see you are finally admitting it
t-thats not what I meant, I'm not a highschooler!
>But you hate Christmas, how could that be fine if you are waiting for it to be over?
I guess, I'm mostly drinking to make this go by faster
>I don't think I'll be taking your opinions into consideration
Well thats a bit rude, especially considering I don't really want to lick your feet
>1. why is she on a leash?
Why not, I wish I was on a leash
>2. why did you admit beeing a smol highshooler?
I didn't!
He stated it
>lewd communist
Yeah sure, I guess I'll run with that that

>Being a lewd communist

I'd hate you if you weren't so cute.

Fatcat scum, why don't you go and oppress the poor a bit more Mr banker bullyboy

>especially considering I don't really want to lick your feet
But what if you were just being a Tsundere?

>t-thats not what I meant, I'm not a highschooler!
Classic highschooler slip of the tongue

Poor people should be sterilized

So you yourself don't want children?

B-but I like the money. A-and I think I can use my job to attract c-cuties l-l-like y-you.
Leave the qt ones though.

amerimutts should be sterilized

Can't have kids anyway

Glad you're volunteering Jorge

Literally this

why cant you have kids?

don't ever reply to me again, you filthy animal

I'm not the tsundere, you're the tsundere

>Classic highschooler slip of the tongue
No! I just meant I'm the one everyone calls a highschooler, not that I am one
Everyone should be sterilized desu