There's no such thing as a perfect comed-

>There's no such thing as a perfect comed-

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fuck off Dwayne

>that guy fell over

HAHAHAAHAHAH

is this a new movie that is out now or something? what is the name of it??? i would love to know if it is so i could go see it!!

what a raunchy ass thread

>shoes

I'm still salty

Lemme guess. The awkward pudgy guy ends up hooking up with the hot chick and it turns out he actually has a massive penis.

>show known for gorgeous bleach blonde bimbos
>new cast of girls is a literal demon, some anorexic tit-less spic and a mediocre BangBros-tier model

No wonder this garbage is bombing

>There's no such thing as a perfect R-rated romp #litty summer comed–

Yep.

>hot chick
>implying

They all look like gutter sluts.

Who /litty/ here?

don't even get me started on the twerking competition scene

Ever considered a career in screenwriting?

wtf????? I just lost control of my bladder when i clicked on this thread!!

Somebody call Noseberg Sheckelstein get this man a job!

is mammario naked in this?

>daddario's pelvis is lower to the ground despite being taller than the girl to her left
DROPPED

Although this movie was average, I did like the one line where one of the henchmen was talking up the other about how he is the silent killer sort of scary and right after he gets done with his speech the other one said: "I'll kill you". I'll admit I chuckled.

>The Rock wearing sneakers at the beach

Fucking shoobie.

hopefully that low pusy drops on my dick.

it doesn't need to fall far

>tfw bought adult diapers just because of Sup Forums

>music stops

No problems brother! This new raunchy R-rated summer comedy is called Baywatch(tm), starring Dwayne The Rock Johnson. The movie's HILARIOUS, and fans are LOVING it! Huge positive scores all round. Perfect for you and your squad if you guys are all about good vibes and chilling. Careful though, I've heard that there be been reports of people literally pissing themselves with laughter in theatres!!
Other than that, prepare for a great time!
Hahahaha
Why don't you go watch the movie to find out :)
No way, bro! Besides, that's like comparing apples to oranges. Baywatch is rated R and so for more mature adult audiences. Fantastic Female is a dc film and most likely attracts children. No hard feelings bro! I'm sure they will both perform great though!
Hahaha must be an epidemic!
This 100% guys!
You know it man!
Although I disagree with you finding the film average (as most critics tend to), I'm very happy to hear you laughed man. You're probably too embarrassed to admit you pissed yourself I bet hahaha
Either that or you're just disconnected and don't know what the FANS want! :)

I miss brendanposting

>There's no such thing as a perfect comed-

YAAAAS REDDIT SLAY

is that real?
because if there's daddario ass i'm interested

Is that Luis Guzman and the guy with the short shorts from Reno 911??

Why is it so hard for "critics" to appreciate a simple RAUNCHY R rated litty movie in peace? People at the teathre were taking the PISS out of the movie and having good fun
# berlin #maga

Just peed a little

>go to KinoPlex
>buy a ticket for The Baywatch™ film
>"sir...I think you're gonna need a box of these"

Robert was right. I would have ruined my cargo shorts if i didn't put on that diaper

I love this meme

Michael Pena and Dax Shepard

>hahaha weak white man can't do shit

Daddario and Rohrbach are ugly as fuck

fake pusyposter

It's gon' get litty ITT

Why is Rocky wearing shoes?
I wanna see those #beautifulfeet

Urine just started pouring down my pants bro

It's time for bed, Rock

>Kevin Hart calls my feet beautiful
What could this possibly imply?

>is mammario naked in this?


why don't you go see it and find out?

remember it is R-rated *hint* *hint*

He doesn't want to step into all those piss puddles

Same, bro, shit was LITTY! I went through two pairs

She's not, there are no bare tits in this movie

Why is it rated R? Can we at least see some tits on it?

Nope
Enjoy your cock and balls scenes though

>he didn't even say litty
Fuck off

Because it's RAUNCHY

>litty
Someone give me the quick rundown on this.

Sorry bro, if you don't get it you never will, no hard feelings dude

it's when a situation is more than lit, it's VERY/EXTREMELY lit

How would he even fall like that

He slipped on all the piss

Fucking The Rock, tell me what it means right now.

Probably tripped over something raunchy

He found a coin

If you REALLY want to know you should check out Baywatch™, fair warning though it's RAUNCHY ADULT FUN, keep it litty bro!

It's a play on Natty Lite, which is a refreshing party drink for those hot days at the beach!

>that black bar

fuck you

interesting

For the unedited version, please donate 6$ to your local synagogue

>Noseberg Sheckelstein
kek'd

Zac Efron falls while running? Genius!

Looks like he tuck and rolled pretty well

Is the Rock gonna be the Todd Howard of Sup Forums?

whys he wearing shoes? fukn shoobies

Have you never run and fallen forward before? If you arent an uncoordinated spastic you just roll forward and pop up, which looks like whats happening

Someone needs to make a shop of him by the door etc breaking the lock

Zac is jewish.

Ah fuck you.

who's this

youtube.com/watch?v=9gQW7Ami4RA

Robert is a good man, he deserves a raise

COMIN' THROUGH!

JUST HAD THE SPLASHIEST SUMMER ROMP!
FEELIN' LITTY!

DUDE! Talk about RAUNCHY SUMMER FUN!