the it crowd edition
/brit/
cara
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yanks? no wanks.
a toil free christmas for me
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>it's summer during Christmas
Wtf!
tanks? no yanks.
what job?
hate mixed race "people"
All me haha
yeah mate ama
>toil on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and NYE
>not even being paid extra
What's the "Xmas spirit" like?
Rasheed
receptionist in a hospital
>inferiority
>yet, grandiosity
ah yes
>el oscuro
>el monstruo
any scully man in?
you arrive in france
Once a woman gets her trophy….the child….the whole dynamics of the relationship changes and the blackmail begins. Then it’s dangerous territory for any male.
redpill me on Cork
JUST
oh yes
women should always feel a bit of fear when they're around you
Smiling and showing your teeth is a submission signal.
While most animals show their teeth as a sign of aggression, primates and humans often use it as a sign of submission. This can be visually demonstrated by looking at a man with a clenched jaw, closed mouth, furrowed brow and open eyes - compared to a man with an open jaw, open mouth, relaxed brow and squinted eyes.
General agreeableness and self-deprecation.
It's well known that these people are incredibly agreeable. They don't fight, argue or compete. They shut up and bend over backwards for anyone that has more balls than them. They don't take themselves seriously and will probably resort to humour as a way to shelter themselves from social danger. That's why they make these goofy faces, because they can't be accused of trying to be cool, attractive or serious.
need an italian milf gf
last day of toil today!!
back on tuesday
Vin Scully is the greatest man that ever lived
Liverpool to Portsmouth
Yeah
That chorus got the crowd screaming
milk truk just arive
me haha
going to see my fit cousin on Christmas
hope she takes off her shoes and socks so i can take a cheeky gander and deposit the memories into the ol' wank bank
might bash out a quickee in the bathroom there and then or take a picture if i'm feeling like a madman
ahhhh, love Christmas. wonderful time.
EXPLAIN THIS BRITBONGS
need a source on this girl right fucking now
yeah alright
probably the same as in Yankland except the weather's warm, still have Santa parades and people singing christmas carols and all that
And there it is.
need your honest opinions, lads
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
What are these symptoms of?
im a fascist
wrongun
so you're a communist?
>someone thought THIS would be profitable
how can you be a British Fascist when you aren't even British
emily ratajckqowicz*
*dunno last name
unironically same
alri warney
Just a regular LA girl :3
voted for chrome,
why does everyone hate it?
en.wikipedia.org
Read it and fucking weep
I know self-diagnosis is a meme but I literally fit every single characteristic. Feels like reading my own thoughts.
Americans can't be fascist
what a shite name
Who's having sex with the gf on Christmas Eve?
i googled that jaand found her anyway
a random deano from school just "waved" at me on Facebook messenger. i waved back. left it at that.
thoroughly confused...
look up her in that robin thicke music video. you're welcome in advance
who
The Google botnet.
STOP TOUCHING YOUR WILLY DONALD
shes jewish you know
the boomer post
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Is Santa wearing shorts and a Hawaiian shirt with sunglasses or is he all bundled up and cozy?
...
I (You)'d the wrong post
was meant for
>Il 19 luglio 2002, sul lungomare di Porto Cesareo è stata posta una statua che raffigura Manuela Arcuri. La statua, alta 175 centimetri e realizzata in pietra leccese[18] ha una epigrafe che recita «Il mare di Porto Cesareo a Manuela Arcuri simbolo di bellezza e prosperità».[19]
>L'iniziativa ha causato contrastanti reazioni da parte dei turisti che non mancavano di farsi fotografare ai piedi del monumento e da parte dei pescatori che, prima di andare in mare, avevano preso l'abitudine di toccare le natiche della statua come atto scaramantico e, infine, da parte delle mogli dei pescatori che ne hanno fortemente reclamato la rimozione, finché, il 30 marzo 2010, la statua è stata rimossa dall'amministrazione comunale guidata da Vito Foscarini.[20]
>L'8 luglio 2011 l'amministrazione comunale guidata da Salvatore Albano, da poco eletta, ha ripristinato la statua nella precedente collocazione dopo un restauro alle natiche, in una cerimonia a cui ha preso parte anche la stessa Manuela Arcuri.[21]
>Nel mese di luglio 2012 la statua è oggetto di una indagine della Procura di Lecce per presunte violazioni paesaggistiche in quanto sarebbe stata installata in una zona demaniale data in concessione dalla Capitaneria di porto locale. Tra gli indagati, sei in tutto, ci sarebbe anche il Sindaco di Porto Cesareo Salvatore Albano.[18] L'inchiesta è stata archiviata nel dicembre 2012.[22]
Thank you for making me remember this source of valuable keks
wtf I don't find her attractive any more
is that it?
for some silly fedora reasons?
no practical usage reasons?
ffs
typical.
google horseshoe theory mate
of course it's profitable. Modern day parents have no respect for their children's privacy at all. The average middle class mum makes 1984 look like a libertarian paradise
well im a fascist
>Is Santa wearing shorts and a Hawaiian shirt
Santa's not yank tourist
>fashwave
jesus christ, just when i thought people couldn't possibly ruin vaporwave any more
first reddit hijacks it, now nazi LARPing autists
i wish you'd just let the poor thing die already
(ps. post vaporwave)
youtube.com
no you aren't
>manuela arcuri
mamma mia
...
Wow what a sensitive little bitch.
fucking moron
can't google it
botnet lad
yeah someone unironically said this.
who are these supposed to be
get slightly triggered every time my phone reads 56% battery left lads
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almost all me
what the hell
you
the commonwealth have a monarchy but are somehow more progressive and left-wing than America
very weird
actually funny yank post
good job lad.
Dad's snoring like a mad cunt.
haha yeah amerimutts XD
IF YOU DECIDE THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO OPEN THIS DOOR I SHALL GAIN ACCESS TO YOUR ROOM BY THE WINDOW BY TAKING THE DOOR OFF THE HINGE FROM THE OUTSIDE
alri undoomed
Progressives are not left wing
[sobs in autistic]
I F U C K I N G LOVE MDMA
decided to let EU4 run on max speed while I was in observer mode
Welcome to 1944, lads
ah yes conservatism is the new progressivism, is it?
It's because America and Americans are better than everyone else
>everyone is posting in a thread
>I make a post
>everyone stops posting
Who says the internet isn't like real life?
watching football