Honest to God, why?

Honest to God, why?

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>They picked "Eight" so it can be a trilogy

How awkward when this makes less money than the Ghostbusters reboot.

Because women are just as able to commit crimes as men

>couldn't even find 11

kek

>the working title for this movie was apparently Ocean's Ocho
I own a box set for the Ocean's trilogy movies/watched Ocean's Eleven way too many times, and I already know this will be terrible

Lowest member of the Ocean's 11 crew was Casey Affleck who won an Oscar.
Lowest member of the Ocean's 8 crew is Awkwafina whos hit song is "Queef". youtube.com/watch?v=Zs6-o7Ci8J0

What the fuck man, this shit is actually considered art?

>Oceans 8
>all women cast
>starring Matt Damon
Kek

>Yfw you'll never see Bernie Mac in a movie again

Who here /nomoremedia/?

Why isn't it call Ocean's Tax Write-off. Not catchy enough?

It just keeps getting worse the more I look into it.

Why did Soderbergh pee his pants? Why isn't Brad Pitt wearing his matching brown leather jacket?

He peed his pants because Ocean's 8 makes him afraid.

the cast looks decent enough. i mean

>cate blanchett
>dakota fanning
>anne hathaway
>rihanna (no idea if she can act but she seems fairly charismatic)
>damian lewis as the villain (hell yes)
>richard armitage
>being produced by soderbergh and clooney

on the other hand

>mindy kaling
>james corden
>sandra bullock has the personality of a stiff board
>awkwafina (??? who is this)
>gary ross directing who has like 1/2 of a good movie under his belt

honestly i'll give it a shot. after all the horrifying rumors about jennifer lawrence being the lead this cast isn't half bad. will reserve judgement until i check it out.

if they made it about fan service and advertised on T&A i would be interested but they won't so i'm not

>snarky american born asians

I just wish they'd stop rehashing old franchises with "HAHA DUDE THEY'RE ALL WOMEN NOW".
It's getting old, fucking come up with a movie based around a female cast.
And don't make it this degenerate shit.

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All those minorities in the background

i agree to an extent but i think its fair to reserve judgement on this until we get more information/footage. lady ghostbusters was an offensively transparent attempt to slap new paint on a long-dead franchise, making the cast all women very obviously make zero difference in terms of what they could do with the plot/characters. not to mention the cast was terrible.

this, on the other hand, is a little different. in the context of heist movies i think an all-female cast definitely changes dimensions of the characters and story, and you could definitely take this angle and use it to craft a new interesting experience. i pretty much only retain interest in this because the casting seems pretty okay and because soderbergh and clooney as producers will hopefully keep it fairly well grounded (although i suppose i really dont know the depth of their involvement, but soderbergh and clooney together in any capacity is usually a recipe for success).

also, just in general, Im always up for another heist movie. lots of fun

>Awkwafina whos hit song is "Queef". youtube.com/watch?v=Zs6-o7Ci8J0

what in the name of FUCK am I watching?

So why is it still called "Ocean's"? Danny isnt it since it's all female

He is in it. He mentors the group apparently. Matt Damon is also in it.

So Women need to be told once again what to do

They could easilly made a Heist movie with Women and not call it Ocean's just maybe start spreading that same guy who made Ocean's making it.

There wont be any problem then

PEE PEE POO POO

one of them is his sister

Jesus Christ. Wtf is this shit.

Kudos on that ghost busters failure for the australian accent though. It's not bad.

The theme with all these all owmen movies is they are riding the former branding of wildly successful franchises. If its bankable on that fact alone they'll say SEE WOMEN CAN OWN MOVIES as if its an original IP.

I just wish they'd stop rehashing old movies PERIOD. Of course, the fact that they're genderflipped version is just the icing on the shitcake.

Went from "Who the fuck is this" to "Why the fuck this is" in record time.

Looks fun.

>fucking come up with a movie based around a female cast.
>And don't make it this degenerate shit.

Rough Night isn't an original movie

Suck my male penis.