AMERICA DECLARES WAR ON YOUR COUNTRY

WHAT DO YOU DO?

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Shoot... Myself?

Piss my fucking pants and get on Sup Forums quickly to say sorry for all the american mutt memes.

Civil war 2.0?WHEN?

TAKEN THE EASY WAY OUT WHAT A PUSSY

SHOULD AT LEAST PUNCH YOUR SELF IN THE FACE

its go time

Join the navy... The U.S. Navy ofc

I will shart

>James Manlettis

i'd take my recurve bow, run in the forest where i've been many days, setup traps and wait till they come to get me. THEN ITS RAMBO TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

Once we cut off the MCDonald's half of Europe will die of starvation or get healthier.

NOOO please not McDonalds. i guess, u've found out about my secret weak point.

ok i give up. please no waterboarding. just shoot me in my fucking face ameribro

No more rap either you are going to have to get your groove on with native German folk music

Midle easterners will do that before americnans tho

thats even worse than waterboarding. please, dear overlord, have mercy!

>WHAT DO YOU DO?
I'm calling Comrade Trotsky
He rises from the grave
Creates a Red Army in Mexico
And attacks the US from the south

Relax as I watch Slovakia get invaded.

I'd just tell them I'm from Michigan. They wouldn't have a clue

Be a little confused, I guess. Hopefully we could get it postponed to winter, because it's a pain in the arse to a lot of fucking around during the heat of the day during the summer.
Australia has one of the largest deposits of uranium, which could be make things kind of interesting.

dude, who cares? there are 500 people where i work. 90% foreigner and about 70% muslims. never had problems with them. joking around everyday.

go back to Sup Forums you stupid nazi subhuman

i unironically print amerimutts and hang them all around.

Surrender inconditionally, please give repairs.

Become a bomb throwing anarchist

relax

YOURE NOT WHITE

Dig defense holes on the beach

INHUMAN

laugh at them and then """""surrender"""""
i wanna see them even trying to handle the occupation here, it shall be hilarious and there'll be plenty of loot

do my best to warn spain of the incoming invasion.

Good. Fuck wh*Tes

Cell phone or carrier pigeon?

Japan is a de facto 51st American states. Thus waging war on Japan means civil war and amidist the turbulence we clandestentily nuclearize and give them back a favour.

Too unrealistic to even give it thought.

OH NO NO NO NO...

Eh, might be an improvement

Smoke signals. we are pretty good at those lately.

SCREW YOU GI I WILL KILL YOU GI !!
GI! I KILL YOU !!!!

>be smol
>americans wont even know we exist and spend a lot money to search
>eventually us collapses
>buy usa for bread and butter

Qucikly start planting trees to create a jungle

Welcome it.

J V P I T E R will crush them like the 2nd coming of Napoopan he is.

>be American
>invade Europe
>get raped by refugees

>you are going to have to get your groove on with native German folk music
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war is hell

>Civil War happens again
>my state is most likely to secede
CALIFORNIA UBER ALLES

>Repels invasion
>Invades Norway for being a NATO member

Nuke it ofc.

>Laugh at pence for being a manlet
>Look up his height
>He is as tall as me

Funny how you germans have been denazzificied so much you dont see how your country is slowly being invaded, also its fu ny how you call me stupid and subhuman while none of muslim mayority cluntries in world have IQ that would be on one level of European ones, you like the idea of continent being flooded with uneducated unskilled barbarians.

"Simon says surrender now" should work

kek

>Inserts Norway will DESTROY america in a war meme

Forgot i got shit flag because of holiday

Literally the worst idea. The Canadians have a better chance of invading the US than the Mexicans.

>implying anyone would attack me when my greatest ally is --
wait

RARE

We will destroy the wall

And you'll get stuck in an inhospitable desert gap that leads you into one of the most heavily-armed states in the union.

Hell, the Texas national guard is larger than the militaries of several European countries.

yea better shoot some hurricanes eh cletus

What would They want from here?
Funk and bundas?

rare

Quiet, subhuman.

Said the subhuman

t. subhuman

t.Subhuman amerimutt manlet

Is this comedy? I can't tell

haha lol you sure showed him xDDD

Are you the Ameriboo Finn?

ok

deadman's switch them
if they fuck us up somewhere in their country gets nuked

>Liechtenstein is a German-speaking, 25km-long principality between Austria and Switzerland.

Im italian btw

Paint a giant amerimutt in every monument.

>waaah violence is bad guise!!
lol pussy

THIS TIME FOR SURE

ally with america, so they lose

...

yea and?

Nukes, so many nukes

I think China would be pretty pissed off since we sell them a good amount of copper

give us gleizz maciel and we'll let you live

I help my army to defeat the american manlet army and then I proceed to invade the USA and slaughter every mutt I see

I join partisans, then I bomb all McDonalds I can find. Americans will starve! If that fails, I will emigrate to France and beg Macron to create Polish Legions or something.

Nothing, I'd rather be American than under that nanny French government and the useless State workers (we have 3 times more State workers than UK for about the same population) and assholes in the government.

Are you guys declaring Arnold emperor?

Get in the trenches, ready to kill as many anglo vermin as I can.
Win.
It will be a second Vietnam.

watch them fail to invade my country as they crawl through 1000 km of deep jungle to reach my capital

We're declaring him godking