ITT: Scenes you weren't expecting

ITT: Scenes you weren't expecting

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all memes aside

Seriously was not expecting it

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fuck me rico was a beautiful guy
How do I get that jawline boys, is it just genetics?

You have to train your chewing muscles by chewing through plenty of tough meat everyday

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chew thoroughly every meal and clench your teeth whenever you're not eating

i developed a jaw in about one year this way

ENVISION

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

O.o

I'm too damn lazy to find a pic but Leonardo death scene from the Departed

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poor qt

woah cool what show?

When I was 14 I was watching some stupid shark movie on Cinemax and at some point the main character was talking to the female lead about their plan and stuff to get the shark and out of nowhere he says something like "how about I eat your pussy?". It made me laugh out loud and got me completely by surprise. It had nothing to do with the movie and it was totally out of fucking nowhere and inappropriate for the situation the characters were in. They weren't even flirting before iirc.

Several years later I was watching some youtube videos on crazy movie moments and that scene was there and I laughed all over again. I don't remember the name of the movie but it's the one with a guy jumping out of a boat straight into a giant white shark's mouth.

Battlestar Galactica spoilers

I didn't see it coming, but on rewatch the signs are all there.

After 10 or whatever seasons this literally came out of nowhere.

Happy Valley. Season 1 is on Netflix

It was pic related.

John Barrowman improvd that line apparently. He was supposed to catch the other actor off guard

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I came for/to Dizzy's body/tits

I stayed for Rico's ass and that slap

Being an 2015 oldfag, i still chuckle.

That's a nice HD photo. When will Cameron release the last of his K I N O on blu?

the mosasaur in jurasic world killing that woman taken by the pterosaurs

Sodoku Seagal

Post it

thanks buddy

Yes! Thanks, user.

Thanks bro

got me too

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I don't really get what the point of the scene was and I'd argue the movie would have been better without it.

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I got a similar jaw after 6 months of bruxism induced by doing meth everyday.

>Better

It was shit

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who was in the wrong here?

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This from Neon Demon

Yeah what the fuck, took me totally by surprise too

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>dad, would you ever fuck me?

>Nah, I'd jerk off instead

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>tfw bruxism
a living nightmare

>Happiness is a 1998 American comedy-drama film

I have a hard time believing a movie with that scene could be a comedy at all?

what the fuck was reimu's problem?

newfags out

>Didn't get the license plate
>No blood
>Rest of the show is two fat girls and an autismo

>Peter, I don't want you hanging out with those dirty jigaboos

I know it's an archaic term, but why?

it had a really funny moments where Phillip Seymour Hoffman called up unsuspecting women and jerked off while talking to them

I always thought that Dizzy's breasts were pretty charming.

when Seagal died on that awful movie about hostage rescue mission on a plane.

ayy lamo isn't he that guy from need for speed

the bathtub lady in The Shining

Was honestly expecting an explosion.

yeah i cant see his character scoring with anyone, even if it was a prostitute

Jesus fucking christ what a stupidly contrived scene. This passes for entertainment in England? The fucking cunt didn't confront the car that just fucking drove up right next to them? Didn't react when she saw his reverse light on? Didn't react when she heard the engine revving? Fucking stupid.

we had this film's cinematographer come to my school and give a talk. she's a sassy old french lady who doesn't sugar coat things

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What the fuck? Captain Jack Harkness is in that movie? Damn, now I have to watch it. Is he in the others?

Nigger, are you seriously talking shit about Kurt Russell kino? Executive Decision is good.

I think it's suppose to be a statement about the current taming of Britians police. Are they even allowed firearms anymore?

>2015 oldfag

>Sup Forums writes a porno
Lmao through the whole damn thing

cheeky

cancer

I sure didn't see this coming

yeah I thought this movie was good on 1st watch, but its not

It's a small town

>go to the mystery science theatre 3000 cast commentary screening of Starship Troopers
>look forward to seeing the shower scene on the big screen
>they pan away during it

arrgghhh

Still don't understand why Vincent was holding the gun like that.

what was in the van?

Is that the dyke from pyke?

had to die, no way the bad guys woulda lasted 10 fucking minutes while enclosed in a plane at 40k feet with godamn steven seagal

This guy

a dead chick

pretty much any scene in No Country For Old Men

Cause he was keeping him at gun point but Vincent got to busy babbling and fired because of it.

>england

For you.

wasn't scripted
fucking horny refn

yeah, holy shit that was suprising

Are you Conan?

>rape a cop
>have a giant identifying tattoo on your hand
Better kill that bitch or I guarantee you 100% that is how you will get caught.

Unless she enjoys it and doesnt lay charges

>ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DBZ
>IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING LMAO VEGETA IS A KEK

Giant fucking bugs did nothing wrong.

a box