/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"
Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
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[Jerry dancing intensifies]

>ywn boop cooper or harry's nose

was Leland's white hair or the black and white paint on Laura ever explained

HELLOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

nigga u gay as fuck

Mr. Jackpot is my favorite superhero

IT WAS ABOVE A CONVENIENCE STORE

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OOooOOH! TON'! THIS AINT THE BADABING! WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE!?

hell ya bitch i'm gay

Other one's at 305, so this is reasonable. Somebody is still posting porn so check the catalog every so often and report illegitimate content. This is a blue board and it's not about politics or erections.

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we're going to talk about judy and we're going to talk about judy right now goddammit

WATCH IT, BOB!

> Endless Bowie
> JudyJudyJudyJudyJudy
> "what did he mean by this"
> The shit . . .
> Why my waifu is the best waifu
> BRAVO LYNCHED
> Sad ratings! BTFO

I really despise every single one of you

Despite relentless shitposting covfefe

Reminder that you can still vote if you haven't

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>What the FUCK was David Lynch thinking?

Daily reminder Joan Chen aged better than all your waifus.

>muh madchen
Chen is 10 years older and STILL looks younger!

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How many people did Laura sleep with on the night she died? Didn't they say three in the series?
She only slept with Jacques and Leo in FWWM...

>Daily reminder Joan Chen aged better than all your waifus.
Jokes on you, Naomi Watts is my only lynchfu.

Why was there a portal to the Black Lodge in the Bada Bing? It's really weird Lynch never addressed this again.

This is the meme

The fishes?

3 people
Jacques
Leo
Leland

>implying she wasn't raped by her father

did you see the letter she wrote him in character pitching how to bring her back as her twin sister Judy? She deserved better than all these other interchangeable bombshells on the show

I vehemently disagree

How low can your IQ go?

In the original show did they specifically say date it to the night she died?Leland slept with her too. FWWM takes places in the last days before Laura died anyways.

great fucking scene
youtube.com/watch?v=kIzimmrDtTg&feature=youtu.be

There was no reference to that in FWWM though. Are we supposed to assume that it happened off-screen? Before or after he killed her?

I always come into this thread with a tiny bit of optimism. I don't know why

this is Sup Forums and we're on Sup Forums, so extremely low

*blocks your path*

We're not talking about Judy.

he has such a cool voice it makes me want to have homosexual sex with him

no homo

link to episode 5?

>In the original show did they specifically say date it to the night she died
They say "In the last 12 hours she had sex with 3 different men"

yes, specifically the night.

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I could have sworn these threads were actually interesting before the revival, not a stream of fucking gibbering chimps.

so in the train-car? eewww.

what do you guys think about the theory that the Chet stuff is just Cooper's dream the night before he heads to Twin Peaks?

Will they ever explain this shit?

>youre at the Double R and this 18 year old lady slaps your bf Ed on his ass
>what do?

4 more days, /tpg/. how are you going to handle it?

>no homo
dont worry its legal now

It's been 7908 minutes since the premier and /tpg/ is already dead
How sad

It's wrong, but it is interesting.

bfy (.) tw/C727

>no homo
whoa close one

GET OUT OF HERE, GO

M U H
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Nope. you got LYNCHED lol

He literally explains it less than 5 minutes after the scene occurred, dumbass

goddamn it user you fell for the bait

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And the blue rose?

one of the best scenes in the show

I thought only people that watch marvel/dc shit act this way. It's not like I can go to the fb groups, those are just covfefe memes

Damage control?
watch the movie one last time them promptly slit your wrists

/tpg/ is already dead after only ten days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>what did she mean by this?

More lolsorandom shit from Lynch that makes no sense, what else?

I've been searching for it for the last 30 minutes you mouth breathing ape.

You forgot your ratings graph

Where's the guy that was talking shit about Laura Dern earlier?

>watch the movie one last time them promptly slit your wrists
wrong answer

The correct answer is: that's classified.

Apply yourself.

when i fuck her from behind

would explain why he's not in season 3

I found it within 5 minutes of a Google search you insufferable mongoloid

why? you gonna fight him?

COVFEFE

I wonder if reading these threads would be enough to drive Lynch back into retirement.

>his waifu thinks james "was always cool"

You mean the weird demon looking face she gets when talking to Harold? Wyndom gets the same face for a brief shot during the latter part of second season. I get the impression it's a sign a mortal is getting close to be drawing into to Black Lodge

Judy!?

i started to dislike shelly even more after this scene

Were they making fun of him, or did they genuinely enjoy the song and were happy he was back? Ben never seemed to like his antics at any other time before or after.

This show any good? My friend said it was dumb

So Shelly is going to go for James while Bobby cries so hard it sends him into the past with old Laura Palmer?

they were making fun of him. they knew leland had lost it and didn't want him around

You're friend is correct

>avclub.com/live/say-hello-oh-ohh-twin-peaks-great-wally-brando-deb-256097

>See also: the revelation that Gordon Cole is a bit of a creep toward his young female employees. That scene of Cole and Albert Rosenfield lustily watching Agent Tamara Preston slink away would be uncomfortable regardless, but there’s something about the director orchestrating that scene, just so he could star in it, that enhanced the vibe. It better tie in to something later, is all I’m saying.

>written by a middle aged landwhale with hot pink hair

Thoughts?

Looks like a fucked up tranny

Shelly knows when to stick up for the good guy. Why don't you, Sup Forums?

your friend is a retard

*begins sobbing and dancing alone

>helped Josie twice a week with English
>watched Audrey's brother three times a week
>countless other stuff
how did Laura do it?

it's a bit old and "parodies" soap opera while being similar to it, so you have to have the right mindset before watching.
>You're

Who you're mom?

looool

Cocaine and rape.

just wow I can't even
James was always cool.

cocaine and all the other drugs she did

doppelgänger retcon incoming.

because her name is Girl Amick