I WILL NO LONGER STAND BY AND ALLOW YOUR NEW YORK VALUES TO CORRUPT THE PRINCIPLED CONSERVATIVES OF THE REPUBLICAN...

I WILL NO LONGER STAND BY AND ALLOW YOUR NEW YORK VALUES TO CORRUPT THE PRINCIPLED CONSERVATIVES OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, DAHNALD. PREPARE TO DIE.

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THE DELEGATES DAHNALD

It's not a good meme.
Stop.

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The dahnagates Delnald.

THIS ENDS HERE, LYIN' TED. I WILL TAKE BACK THOSE WASTED VOTES.

heh...meme

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Real funny Dahnald. Now how about you hand over the delegates before I get mad

Only trips will annihilate this fetus.

I like it

My delegates are protected by these sick dubs, knock if off you clown.

Really forced meme. Sad!

Not an argument

Not an argument.

better than the fucking shitshow on the Trump gen threads

The Delegates Trilogy

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Hand over the delegates Dahnald, I hunger for them

The Dahalds. Hand them over delegates.

ONE CANDIDATE TO RULE THEM ALL, DAHNALD

faggot detected

Fucking hell

hahahaha

good work

W-whu was in those delegates, Donald?
I feel weird

Give it up, Donald! Destiny has already assured my victory. Even if you don't want to give me the delegates, my stand will simply take them before you realize they're gone. Once I have the delegates, that is when 「Heaven」 will be achieved. All that's standing in my way is you and your bloodline...

I'm the KING

someone please make a kuwabara cruz. cruzabara please!

> vocaroo.com/i/s1lbA6bEfkmt
This one killed me

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>Heh heh heh.....
>you've been busy, huh?
>taking all of my delegates, and insulting my wife.
>I've got a question for you.
>do you wanna have a bad time?
>cause, dahnald, if you keep taking the delegates...
>you are REALLY not gonna like what happens next.
>.....
>welp, sorry Kasich.
>this is why I never make promises.
>it's a beautiful day outside.
>people are praying, kids are singing.
>on days like this, businessmen like you.....
>S H O U L D. B E. B E R N I N G. I N. H E L L.
>heh.
>always wondered why people never use their strongest arguments first.
youtube.com/watch?v=RqCFcce39q8

YESSSS

Get in here

Don't speak to me or my son until you hand over the delegates, Donald

You wanna know how I got these delegates, Dahnald?

I like it and I'm an Obama Leaf

That really made me cringe.

I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHORTS, BITCH.

This needs some JoJo shop

Why would I save a election I no longer have any delegates in?

You know I can't let you take them, Donald.

I am Rattus Inculta, of Trudeau's Legion. I serve my master as the greatest of his Foolmentarii. We Foolmentarii are soldiers of a different stripe, incapable of battle, but skilled as liars and bull preppers as well.

I just wanted a quiet life, Dahnuld.

Di-did somebody say something about...Delegates.
Yo-Yo-You better hand them over here mister...

NO AUSTRALIA BRING MY SIDES BACK I NEED THEM

He's stuttering!

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YOU CANNOT OUTRUN ME, DAHNALD.

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH DAHNALD!

HAND OVER THOSE DELEGATES OR I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE TRUE CONSERVATIVE™ REALM!!!!

Donald, it's time you found out what I'm truly capable of...

KUWABARA, KUWABARA

i happen to like it

Sit down, relax, and enjoy some snacks.

DAHNALD PLEASE

JUST ONE DELEGATE

PLEASE DAHNALD

saved

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME

Better camel toe than Chloe.

Excuse me?

kek

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What memes, other than reaction pics like pepe aren't forced tho?

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FUCK OFF DONHEAD

Is this photoshopped?
She looks like she can break all my limbs and take me from behind in seconds

death by snu snu

go to bed dahnuld
the delegates will be mine soon enough

>Undertale
How much longer until summer is over?

youtu.be/sB68nQMsmm0

SIDES: DEVASTATED.

Fuck off shill.

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I literally only ever come to Sup Forums anymore for the Cruzposting. Here's a gem from last night.

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HAYAI!

>New York values

Crime, filth, decadence and hostility?

You may have the high delegate count Danhald, but you underestimate my conservatism!

you forgot provincialism

i dont get it

Cruz, you ain't no Texan, boy.

wtf you're right, I am now a #cruzmissile

Agree 100%

Very forced.

I thought Leslie Nielsen died?

remember your nickname for me, Dahnald?

now hand over the delegates and no one gets clawed

Fuck the Delegates, I just want you DEAD!
Don't fuck with this attorney!

Why is Hillary's vagina on Ted's face?

Cruz sex scandal

DAHNALD, NO! GIVE BACK MY DELEGATES!

>H-He's fast!!!

He's behind you now.

But don't worry, kid.

It was nothing personal.

(speaking of which, that gif needs a fedora and katana.)

Why won't I die?

Nanodelegates, son.

They harden on contact with memes.

>Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Ronald Reagan the Wise?
No.
>I thought not. It's not a story the Democrats would tell you. It's a GOP legend. Ronald Reagan was a Republican candidate so powerful and so conservative, he could use his charisma to influence the voters to create...delegates. He had such a knowledge of true conservatism, he could even keep the campaigns he cared about...from dying.
He could actually...save political campaigns from death?
>Grassroots conservatism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
What happened to him?
>He became so conservative, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his delegates...which, eventually of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his vice president everything he knew. Then his vice president cucked him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from liberals...but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
>Not from a New Yorker.

STANDING HERE

I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN
I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE

Ahahaha christ

CRUZMISSILES

DETONATE

THAT VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY

The delegates, Donald. You don't want to be my next victim.

The delegates Donald. Me and my wife's son are waiting.

retouched.