Pedophile Hal thread

Pedophile Hal thread

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Wow, oh, wow!

>Pedophile Hal thread

The Arisia Dilemma
>If you do it, you're a pedophile
>If you don't, you're gay

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>this stacked
>child
ok

>my favorite character
>see this

what the FUCK

hahahahahhahahah what

Stop ruining my childhood. Hal is my hero

Holy shit I audibly keked

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You Hero is a Pedo

But his crotch isn't even in the frame.

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This is my fetish

Explain

Hal pls

>don't be ridicks Hal, nobody would ever believe you're not a pedo

Did Arisa ever made bondage moves/dominated Hal ?

He gets called a pedo because she was an adult on her planet but, their years are longer. Is that correct? So she is like 10 on her planet but, that is like 20 on ours.

Hal is a child molester.

no. that's why they broke up, she wasn't dominant enough

she was a teenager (like 15-16 or so) and she unintentionally used her ring to age herself up because she wanted to bang Hal

the thing about her planet rotating around the sun differently was a poorly thought out retcon later on to make the situation less creepy

If I remember correctly, she was 64 on her planet but 16 in Earth years.

Johns pls, she was clearly a child who aged herself with the ring.

>not pedophiHAL
Fuck you OP

Oh no, it's Black Hand! He's going to destroy all life in the universe!

Or maybe he'll just act out his Narutard fantasies...?

The 80s was a weird time.

Now I want to read this

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why would someone make a fake southpark screenshot

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>banging space girls
Who gives a fuck about their age?

Is it sexually mature? Did it consent (preferably)?

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>Is it sexually mature? Did it consent (preferably)?
Arisia did both, fortunately

Pedo Hal is a meme

>"It's okay for women to be pedos"

>not being /ss/
Get out normie REEEEEEEE

The /ss/ crew has arrived, gg.

Ahaha.

Goddamned stop taking the bait off the hook, I'm running out of frogs.

What is the space age of consent?

She was the equivalent of 13 when she made advances at him. He rejected her until she accidentally used her ring to age her body and mind to adulthood.

Hohoho

Hehehe.

>her body and mind to adulthood
Sounds like fair game to me.

Wouldn't Wonder loli be the more aggressive one

>He rejected her until she accidentally used her ring to age her body and mind to adulthood.
I bet that'll hold up in court.
But your honor, she has the mind and the body of an adult! I swear!

this

i can fap to this

Probably.

But it's obviously not a child anymore, mentally or physically. Laws aside, morals and ethics say you can and probably should bang it.

>But your honor, she has the mind and the body of an adult! I swear!
well, she literally did

>aged her mind
How does that work? She still only had 13 years of experiencing life.

teenagers and adults aren't at the same level of brain development

she missed out on all the actual developing and skipped straight to an adult brain structure

How much experience does the ring have?

This is all purely conjecture; which is fun but the fact of the matter is he was with a girl who was physically and mentally an adult.

But if Hal was really a pedo, wouldn't he have wanted to bang her BEFORE she aged herself? And then lost interest when she became an adult?

Ring magic.

Stop making these threads. The joke is dead, and the faggots of Sup Forums are bigger pedos than Hal
> loud house fags, I'm looking at you.

How come I love /ss/? I can barely self-insert anywhere into it

For le upboats :^)

bump

You can self insert into anything if you aren't creatively bankrupt.

Can someone explain all this? literally all i know is that i watched that one animated movie of short stories and i wanted to fuck that space elf.

see she aged herself up to fuck Hal, people thought it was weird at first but ultimately let it go, geoff johns retconned it later to make it slightly less creepy, now it's a meme

People want their sons to get laid and for their daughters to remain pure. That's the hypocrisy behind it.

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Arisia is best girl

Where is Hal's right hand in this image?

on Arisia

On the right place

I don't know, the purple ninja chick was pretty awesome.

I forget was she sexualy mature for her species

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Looks like an adult to me got to be at least 13 probably 15 or more

We need to go younger it's hotter that way

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If people got over it why the retcon
It says right there she aged up mentally as well which while butfuck retarded pretty much makes it fine

I like

Why does hal jordan want to fuck jailbait?

because who wouldn't want to?

I would be interested to read a series about a child who got an adult brain structure without the expirence that usualy comes with it.

Did they cover that here or did she turn out pretty much fine what run was this stuff

He just really likes to put his dick in a lot of things.

Looks like this might explore what it's like to have the sudden brain changes I'm gonna check this out for sure

By definition everyone wants to fuck jailbait.
If that weren't the case they'd just be called "teenaged girl".

On his hip you can see the ring

She's 17 space age of consent is 15
Took them a long time to come up with that pretty much everyone wanted 18 or 13 they went in-between to avoid to much argument

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>Ollie

Fucking savage.

So if I ever get transported to DC by some weird cosmic storm and get put up at Hal's place, I make sure he orders takeout.

I bet hall has a fancy space fridge that keeps food for decades

Captain Marvel?

>"if she 10 I'm 10"

Wouldent that cause incredible pain to her

She's a big girl

Uh, the "longer years thing" was a retcon, actually. Originally she was simply implied to be a kid and everyone was like "what the fuck?!"

She's a woman, they don't progress past 13 anyway.

17 is legal like 99% of the earth and I'm sure the rest of the universe.

Do it faggot

Why is it that an underage character fighting villains and rescuing people in life and death situations is perfectly fine, but the moment sex comes up they are suddenly too young to know what they are doing?

Even a pedophile could understand it's not the same thing

It's not the typical violence is ok but sex is icky problem a child is meant to have violence there not meant to have sex.

And this comics sure as hell not saying she's niave there are very few such characters left in comics it dident make sense a few decades ago and it makes even less sense now it's just not a thing